Tell It Straight Bro

[Cartwright]

The camera fades-in to show the inside of Cartwright's Office, where we join Guy 'Cancer' Fox and Staff Member Russo having a friendly chat.
Staff Member Russo is sitting at his desk, with Fox standing in-front of it.

SMR: "Fox, I've got to tell you something bro.
Your promo last show, it was pretty good bro.
Decent length, not too long to bore the marks bro."

Fox is about to join the conversation, but Staff Member Russo isn't done talking.

SMR: "There is just one problem bro.
I had no idea what you were talking about bro.
I swear to God, I wish I did bro.
But all I heard was incoherent babbling bro."

Staff Member Russo shows Fox a piece of paper with all the notes he made on the promo.

SMR: "Something about Valentine's Day break-ups bro.
Talking about mid title wins and achievements you got in the past bro.
Gibberish about your return bro.
Animal hating bro.
Emiko choking bro."

Staff Member Russo passes the paper over to Fox to read for himself.

SMR: "I know Cartwright thinks that you are a big deal Foxy bro, so I'm just going to offer you the advice of the best writer in the wrestling business bro.
That being me, bro.
The hicks at home aren't going to understand it if you don't spit it out directly to them bro.
If I was you bro, I would have said I'm here for the money and leave it at that bro.
Maybe add a few swerves to keep the fans guessing bro. "

JR: "Promo lessons from Staff Member Russo?
This has to be a joke."

King: "Staff Member Russo is so generous to share his wealth of knowledge with Fox!"

 

[Fox Platinum]

Unable to get word in, Fox pulls out an open bag of pistachios, plopping them on desk.
Cracking them open and plopping them in his own well known yapper, one at a time.
Nodding along, alluding in insistence, he was listening. Fox hears all! Even if he doesn't bother to face presented objects, like flimsy paper!

More interested in crunching nuts and dropping shells on Staff Member Russo's brain bench!
Taking the paper, he expertly paper plows all those scatter bits of pistachio scrap. Scrapping it into a pile..
Then with a cupped hand, wiped them off! Right onto Russo's noted paper and crumpled it all up!
Nice and scrunch for no residue to escape! Fox didn't know where Vinny kept his basket, who probably didn't need it!
Why would he need it?! Every idea of his is gold! So he just pocketed it! "Well.. bro." Fox smirked, finally given an opening to reply!

"Thanks for the feedback. It really has been awhile, since I gave those squirrel brained addled fans any attention.
Didn't realize they went full on ADD and couldn't follow along to simple subjects. My bad." Shrugging without hardly care.
"Tell ya what.. I'll go out there and send a message that's as clear as... uh, say handing them a crayon and coloring book for floor crawlers!"
A confident smile rang high to his brilliant solution! Only, it dropped away into a scowl, within second!
"Nah, that won't work.. they'd eat the book and crayon, then drool color everywhere." Shaking head in disappointment at his foresight!"

A sly smile grew. "Ah.." Fox slapped that filthy, contaminated desk in victory!
"Got just the thing for these diaper shitters, just you wait and see, bro."
Turning round, the white haired fox guy took to stepping for his exit!

 

[Cartwright]

Staff Member Russo leans back in his office chair, looking happy with himself for being able to get his point across so well.

King: "Take that JR!
You doubted Staff Member Russo but look at how he has inspired Fox!
The man is a born leader!
This is why he deserved to be Creative Control!"

JR: "Deserved is a wild take, King.
WCW were desperate."

King: "Quit trying to rewrite history!
Staff Member Russo was the best man for the job and still is today!"