The Battle Royal

[Cartwright]

Mick Foley looks towards the ramp as Summers seems to abandon his own Battle Royal, wondering how he can impress the MMI boss if he isn't there to see it.

 

[Vic Venom]

BULLLLLLLLLLSHIT BUUUUUUUUUUULLSHIT

JR: What the hell King?! Those damn Marauders are going off script and leaving the arena before the match even ends. We gave them their non-political battle royal, what more could they want?

King: You live by the non-political sword, you die by it JR. WWFG made a deal with the devil by giving the Midnight Marauders creative and overexposing their top guy! I even heard that his 10 month contract is up at the end of February.

Fans boo and hiss, something of them standing up to leave and head towards the exits as well fed up with the booking of the company.  

[Mister Mirage]

Picking himself up from the ropes, Mirage took a step forward as he prepared to follow through with another attack on Thelka when she was suddenly forced into him via a dropkick, knocking him to the canvas.

 

[Definitely not Stone]

Rizzoto got up from his dropkick to find the Marauders all leaving ringside. The French-Canadian would point at Foley, believing his teaming with Mick was the reason for their exit, or just working the gimmick because he needs the paycheck still as the nicotine trade had run dry. Regardless, Rizzoto would run at the legendary politician with a particularly high dropkick.

The leader of the Marauders hops in an eight seat lowrider driven by Jim Duggan. Otunga hands Summers the coat and Jack sits down next to Summers about a possible extension through Mania but no numbers have been thrown out. Otunga sits shotgun.

"HEYOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

The group drives off listening to Busted Open.  

[Fox Platinum]

Assessing the current state of affairs of compeitiors had exited out on their own, the prized man, for whom this was all fought for, took his leave..
Now it was just Thelka and Mirage sprawled in front of her, while the Riz-Man made way to take his terrible torpedo dropkicks upon fat Foley!

Slipping back in, torso snaking along the canvas, Sone slid hands on Thelka's locks! Gripping for handfuls to draw the Austrian woman up by the head, while rising.
Making it to grounding feet beneath her, Emiko wanted this giant tossed out! And she would want it done by her hands!

 

[Cartwright]

Mick Foley has been totally distracted by Summers' exit, making him easy prey for Rizzoto to betray him with an amazing high dropkick to the back of his head, dropping him face-first on to the mat.

The crowd can't believe that Mick Foley has suffered another stab in the back, earning Rizzoto massive heat!

 

[sha312]

Thelka grimaced as she felt those hated hands grasping her beautiful blood stained blonde locks as she was forced to her feet. Something had to give between the two of them and she would be damned if she allowed herself to be eliminated by this one eyed freak.

She bided her time and looked to halt the momentum via a punch to the throat of the smaller Sone.  

[Definitely not Stone]

Rizzoto was not done with Foley. Emile would look to pick the heavier man up and nail him with another dropkick, this time more single legged to appeal to the French-Canadians back home. As this is happening Tito Ortiz and the Mexicools walk down to the center of the ramp and fold their arms staring at the Rizz.  

[Vic Venom]

2 MINUTES REMAINING!

A voice echoes on the intercom as jaws drop at the appearance of Mexicools and Tito Ortiz. There were two minutes left in the match, meaning that there were two days left on the card. The fans all watch in awe, unsure of how a winner would be decided if the match ended before everyone could be eliminated.  

[Cartwright]

The announcement of two minutes remaining for the Battle Royal surprises everyone, but this is how they work in a non-political setting clearly.

Rizzoto kindly helps Mick Foley up to his feet, struggling with Mick's weight.

But it's not out of the kindness of his heart, it's to aim another kick in his direction!

Mick Foley would look to side-step Rizzoto's beautiful single legged dropkick and toss him over the top rope!

 

[Fox Platinum]

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Emiko held tightly knotted in the grimy hair of her Austrian opponent, blood she could swear was the only liquid that had washed those strands for months now!
It wasn't the putrid odor that had her feet stumbling for a moment, but an act of desperation on the part of Thelka the Giant t**t! Stabbing a fat fist in her air pipe!

Sone wouldn't be the Enigmatic Monster, had it taken her down! Thudding skulls together, pressing forehead to gapping wound! Emiko stayed her ground!
Hopes to tear open that gash more?! No! The Grand Mamushi pulls for a spectacular monkey flip over the tope rope!

 

[Definitely not Stone]

RiZzOtO took flight one too many times and was pushed out of the air during his dropkick over the top rope and down to the floor. Emile would no sell any of the pain he felt from the massive fall, not letting Foley get over. He would walk at a completely normal pace until he got to a lawnmower owned by the Mexicools. Super Crazy gave Rizzoto a pat on the back as Emile rode off with the trio of luchadors behind him. Tito Ortiz stayed back and continued to stare at Foley to no pop before going to catch up with the Marauder adjacent group.  

[Cartwright]

Mister Mirage

With the clock ticking away, Mick Foley decides to approach Mister Mirage and try to eliminate him, by pushing him over the top rope!

 

[Mister Mirage]

Shortly after returning to his feet, Mirage his attention went towards assisting Emiko with the giant mortal woman. However, he was suddenly assaulted the the homeless man from earlier, attempting to shove the Mysterious Stranger over. Mirage would hold his ground after being shoved back. Lunging forward to grapple the mortal, not with the mandible claw, he would looking to catch Foley with the Tendrils of Darkness!!

 

[sha312]

Thelka was sent tumbling over the top rope with a picture perfect monkey flip. The crowd gasped as the giant of a woman looked to be out of the match when she managed to grasp the top ropes, looking to skin the cat and save herself.