The Battle Royal

[Definitely not Stone]

Rizzoto didn't look up the tale of the tape before nailing his Maven-esque dropkick on Thelka and realized she was much too big for the French-Canadian to try and attack. Rizzoto would run over to the ropes and rebound off them running across the ring to the other ropes. He was looking to get some midmatch cardio while he scouted his opponents.  

[Vic Venom]

DJ Killa Kyle pops his collar and starts walking towards Foley in the corner, before he is startled by the sound of boots on the ground. Sensing something coming in his periphery he jolts to the ground dropping down on his stomach narrowly avoiding Rizzoto as the French Canadian steps over the worlds famous Tik Toker in his reckless display of cardio:

"BROTHER MAN! RIZZ! RIZZ! REMEMBER THE PLAN!"

Panting furiously, Kyle hops up to his feet after dropping down before turning around and leapfrogging over the rebounding Rizz on the way back as he pleads trying to focus his stablemate on hunting the whale in Foley.  

[Cartwright]

Undead Superstar

Auto time works for me brother BANG BANG

Mick Foley successfully finds Rex's face, clawing at his eyes to force a release.

Mick Foley would gasp for air for a moment as Rex holds his face, temporarily blinded.

Mick Foley would then attempt to clothesline Rex over the top rope!

 

[Undead Superstar]

Rex shook his head, trying to will his vision back for a moment. The moment that Mick took to recover was enough for the big man. Just enough for the Serpent to grant the big man enough instinct to drop down, holding the top rope, hoping that Mick's momentum would carry him over the top rope instead.  

[WhosBadNowBoys1]

Vic Venom

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Bad Boy watched as Killa took a few steps, and took a few steps back, seeing Rizz fly back and forth.

Whilst watching the chaos, Brad opened the Natty Ice. Watching Kyle leapfrog Rizz again, and begin to approach Foley.

Brad then took a swig of the Natty, and reached to grab Killa by the shoulder.

Brad would attempt to spin him around and spit the beer right into his face and eyes!

 

[Mister Mirage]

Chaos surrounded the ring as the competitor's rushed one another. The Specter stood completely undisturbed for the moment, simply spectating the nonsense that was unfolding. All of which was to shake the hand of another mortal.

 

[Cartwright]

Undead Superstar

The crowd gasps as Mick Foley's upper body hangs over the top rope, The Hardcore Legend grabs on to the top rope with both hands, trying to bring himself back in to the ring as the crowd cheer him on!

Crowd: "FOLEY!
FOLEY!
FOLEY!"

JR: "Mick needs to calm himself down here.
He may be the fan favorite but he could get eliminated at any moment, like anyone else!"

King: "Mick may be the fan favorite, but he also has the biggest target on his back!
Everyone wants to make a name for themselves at his expense tonight!"

 

[HiroShinMozas]

Better Than You. would hop from the apron down to ringside, still having yet to get involved in the match at all. He heads over to the barricade and starts chatting up Roger Goodell, checking on how the commissioner was enjoying his visit to WWF:G tonight. There were some laughs, a little bit of playful shoving...just vintage dudes being dudes. The ringside microphones would then pick up some interesting words from Goodell, him pointing at Foley as he tries to speak only to BTY. "...on the Epstein list, maybe you could do something." was all that camen through for the fans at home, but Better Than You. could hear it all loud and clear. He looked back at Goodell and nodded, getting into a quick full sprint as he ran around ringside and leaped up to the apron where, Rex was trying to toss over Mick. The Canadian stepped on to the bottom rope and wrapped his arms around Mick's head, trying to assist Rex in sending him over the ropes!  

[Cartwright]

Better Than You finally decides to get involved, at Mick Foley's expense!

Better Than You looks like Chris Benoit going for sixty minutes in the 2004 Royal Rumble when compared to Mister Mirage and Thelka!

Better Than You and Rex Kobra together have enough power to throw Mick Foley's lower body over the top rope, leaving him hanging with his hands on the top rope, his feet barely avoiding the outside floor.

With everything that he can muster, Mick Foley begins to Skin The Cat!

 

[sha312]

Thelka watched as Emillio made himself scarce after the foolish attempt at the dropkick. She quickly surveyed the sea of people and decided to send a pump kick to the back of the Kobra's head to allow Mick a chance to get back into the ring.  

[HiroShinMozas]

BTY. and Mick Foley suddenly found themselves facing each other down, except Mick was barely holding on to the top rope while BTY. was safely planted on the apron. He looked disgusted with the former general manager, leaning in to tell him so: "I heard what you did on that ******** island, and when the list drops, everyone else will too." The Canadian then noticed, hanging from the side of Mick's pants...Mr.Socko. He reached for it, ripping it away from the strap and holding it close to his face. Ever the analyzer, BTY. shook his head upon realizing what Mick truly used this sock for -- something the masses would find out about soon and Mick would be worried to see become public. BTY. would try to shove Mr.Socko into Mick's mouth and kick him right in the face so he'd be forced to swallow it, and probably fall down to ringside suffering the first loss of the match thus far!  

[Vic Venom]

As DJ Killa Kyle skillfully evades the stampeding Emile, he finds himself abruptly turned out of the path of his stablemate and facing Bad Boy. Shocked is Killla Kyle to discover that the former figurehead of Fiscal Responsibility was not the friend he and Russo thought he would be, the Natty Ice sprays into the face of the Tik Toker with enough force to send him head over heels.

Slamming onto the ground neck first, he pops off the floor doing a headstand before straightening out as stiff as a board. Russo blows a gasket at ringside as the former Disney Channel star scrambles up to his feet desperately trying to no-sell the move for the hoes but lacking the legs to do so without stumbling right back into the judas himself Bad Boy.  

[Cartwright]

Mick Foley doesn't know Better Than You is talking about, as he skins his cat halfway over the top rope.

But Better Than You takes unsourced gossip very seriously and is relentless, grabbing Mick's own sock, his best friend, and jamming it in to his mouth!

The former General Manager of WWFG releases his grasp on top rope in tiredness and shock, falling to the mat!

JR: "Everyone wants to shove something in to Mick Foley's mouth tonight King!"

King: "He's clearly malnourished JR!
This is care in the community!"

 

[WhosBadNowBoys1]

Vic Venom

Bad Boy high steps around the ring after the alcoholic mist was sent to the face of Kyle!

Watching him flop around the ring, Bad Boy maneuvered himself around Kyle to get behind him. Once he's up to his feet, Brad would quickly go to blind Kyle's left side, yelling out "HEY! I'M OVER HERE!" before scattering his way to the right side of Kyle attempting a right hand to the right side of his face!

 

[Fox Platinum]

No mind to the boy band array amongst themselves, Emiko had faith in her father at old man Foley, who dutifully honored Kobra's trust in her.

Trust well placed, as she nimbly put herself back into play, aiming to cut Thelka right off, with a jarring elbow to jaw!