The Battle Royal

[Cartwright]

8th January 2024 - 28th January 2024
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No Hiding Outside

The following contest is The Non-Political Battle Royal For The Right To Shake Brantley Summers Hand!
The participants, who are already in the ring, are:
-Emiko
-Better Than You
-Thelka Mandl
-Bad Boy
-Mister Mirage
-Rex Kobra
-DJ Killa Kyle
-Emile Rizzoto
-Mick Foley

The winner of the match is the last person standing in the ring.
Participants are eliminated when they are thrown over the top rope with both feet touching the floor or after a number of days of inactivity!

 

[Fox Platinum]

'Mamushi' Emiko, still donning the gifted long jacket, gifted by her father, Rex Kobra, whom she stood beside.
Her masked eye, hiding any hints of strategy that churned within her mind. Was it an expected beeline charge for Thelka? Maybe a smart play of staying close to Kobra?
Dynamics at the start, would be fundamentally fun to watch unfold!

 

[Mister Mirage]

Hands down at his side, the Mysterious Stranger stood amongst the competitors in a stonelike fashion, only moving his masked visage to glance at the mortals.

 

[Cartwright]

BANG BANG!

Mick Foley is looking a little bit wild and disheveled, as he hasn't taken well to being rejected by MMI for being unbiased as WWFG General Manager and also for being given a P45 by Cartwright for being unbiased.

Mick Foley would point both fingers in a gun shape towards Emiko and Rex Kobra, before he would aim wild rights towards both of them!

 

[WhosBadNowBoys1]

Bad Boy stood near center of the ring, looking around at the minefield of participants in the ring. He was possibly at the center of attention, but it was better than being near the ropes.

Some names were familiar to him, some not-so familiar. However the main one he noticed that threw him off was seeing Mick Foley in the corner, his attention turning more towards the former Hardcore Legend.

 

[Fox Platinum]

A wild run of forward fistful assault oncoming, thankfully speed was on her side, as Foley was a frumpy, stump footed turtle!
Emiko in a quick step, put herself up in front line defense for her father, throwing forearms up! Blocking the thudding shots in swift blockage!

 

[Cartwright]

Emiko is doing a good job of dodging and blocking the aging Hardcore Legend, but Mick Foley remains as tenacious as ever, as he has a new tactic and looks to bite Emiko's forehead!

 

[Undead Superstar]

Rex backed up and away from the swinging Foley. As Mick, whom Rex still had a great ire for, went to bite his daughter, Rex would attempt to intercede in the attack by trying to move Emiko to the side and then trying to capitalize on Mick's open mouth by catching him with a Mandible Claw.  

[Definitely not Stone]

Emile Rizzoto had been waiting for this moment his entire life. He was debuting in the Right to Shake Brantley Summers Hand Non-political Battle Royale, arguably the biggest wrestling event of the year outside of CWF. The scene was set for a triumph for the young French-Canadian. He'd look at Summers who was sitting ringside to congratulate the winner and nodded. Summers would show no emotion back, it was non-political so he had no favorites. Rizzoto turned his attention to Thelka who he thought would have the least advantage over the newcomer and aimed for a running, beautiful dropkick to the head.  

[Cartwright]

Before Mick Foley can enjoy chewing on Emiko's forehead, Rex Kobra comes to his daughters rescue by shoving his hand in to The Hardcore Legends mouth!

Mick Foley flails his arms about, possibly in shock as much as he is being choked, looking to grab at Rex's face to escape!

 

[Fox Platinum]

Emiko Sone's shield formed arm could only work for so long, as the mind of Foley was sharp as ever!
Catching Mick's face and forehead with readied hands! Holding the rabid maw, an inch away from her own face!

Priest of the Serpent, there to save the day, ushering Sone aside from a fat bearded zombie Mick!

Taking the moment, her father and hardcore legend in entangled battle, to disrobe from her leather coat, handing it off to an outside official.

 

[HiroShinMozas]

Better Than You., wearing New York Jets inspired gear, steps through the ropes and stands on the apron. He looks on as the fighting began, not getting involved as he had bigger fish to fry: at ringside was MMI associate and Aaron Rodgers boss, Rodger Goodell. Better Than You. was trying to impress the comissioner tonight, hoping to land free tickets to the Super Bowl and a potential spot on the Pat McAfee show next week. He wanted nothing more than to shake Brantley Summers hand, as a way of proving he was worth the time of the National Football League. However, for now, he was going to stay out of the action -- standing very still and thus being undetectable by anyone else in the match, or at least to those who were smart. Anyone who noticed him and targeted him right away was confirmed small-d**k energy and was dumb.  

[Vic Venom]

DJ Killa Kyle, one of several MMI plants in the contest, leans outside of the ring, his ear to his manager for the night Staff Member Russo. The New Yorker gestures towards Bad Boy in the middle of the ring, before handing him some kind of bottleshaped foreign object. The famous Tik Toker nods his head, gripping the item and slowly creeping up behind the former WWFG champion with his hand held high.

"Surprise b***h!!"

Bringing his hand down he hands Bad Boy at Natty Ice, before stepping back gesturing for the fans to calm down. Grabbing the zipper of his Ecko Unlimited jacket, he zips it down to reveal a shirt with the words FISCAL RESPONSIBILITY across it in urban, hip hop font. Russo, never one to pass up an opportunity to retread old ideas gets up onto the apron yelling and pointing at Foley as Kyle offers to dap up the WWFG legend:

"BRO! I SWEAR that stuff at Mania WASN'T my idea! It was all the boss! BRO... Bro... We should've sold you that piece of scrap metal for food stamps for alls I'm concerned.. You GOT this Bad Boy. You're the MAN!!! You get that fat SOB Foley outta here and I'll make sure you leave this arena in a MUSTANG!!!"

 

[sha312]

Thelka was surrounded by a sea of humanity. Some she recognized, some were foreign to her. She staggered back as one of the competitors took advantage of her surveying the landscape and the drop kick sent her into the corner.  

[WhosBadNowBoys1]

Vic Venom

Bad Boy had his attention focused on the Mick Foley situation, between Rex clawing at him and Foley biting at someone. Suddenly he turns and sees Killa Kyle gesturing at him, wondering "What does his a*****e want?"

He eyes the hand in the jacket, and bounces his eyes between Russo and Killa, knowing not to trust either man after what happened years ago.

Hearing Killa Kyle yell out, and pull his arm out of his jacket Brad put a fist near his own face, defending himself from an attack, but is stopped to realize he has a bottle of Natty Ice in his hands. Slowly reaching forward Brad takes it, looking at it...

Suddenly he hears Russo shout from the apron, turning his eyes to him, hearing him shout out, begging to be understood and let off the hook. He tilted his head at the shirt, seeing his former team name on the chest.

After Russo finishes, and Bad Boy looks at Foley being double teamed, he turns his head seeing Killa trying to dap him up.

Bad Boy took one more look at the Natty Ice, and back to Killa Kyle, and nodded his head. Extending his hand, dapping up the TikTok influencer! Pulling him in to shoulder bump him yelling out "LET'S GO BOI!"

After that, Brad with big a** grin, would point Killa towards Foley, saying "LET'S GO" signalling to help out the GM.