The crowd erupts into a deafening chorus of boos, throwing trash and insults at the arena entrance as Vince Russo Theme begins to play, the knock-off Iron Man tune signaling the entrance of Cartwright Strong Style.
Cartwright, Tiger Hat, Omen, Staff Member Russo and The Butler enter the arena, looking around at the jeering fans before they make their way towards the ring.
Cartwright snatches a microphone from a crew member before he enters the ring first, allowing everyone to join him in the ring as the Vince Russo Theme fades-out.
Cartwright Strong Style have arrived in style, wearing custom-made suits that cost Cartwright a small fortune
Cartwright: "I wish that I could wish you all a Merry Christmas at this time of the year, but to be honest with you all, none of you deserve a Merry Christmas!
Firstly, you’re too busy watching me here and on TV, instead of spending time with your families!"
This only encourages the fans to boo Cartwright Strong Style and the Owner of the WWFG even more.
Cartwright: "Secondly, let's look at you!
You're all so overweight, so ugly and so stupid that instead of being merry for another day, eating all the turkey that you can put in to your big gobs, you should all be on diets!
You all wish that you could look as good as Cartwright Strong Style do, but you're all too lazy to do anything about it!"
Crowd: "YOU SUCK!
YOU SUCK!
YOU SUCK!"
Cartwright slaps his knee and laughs maniacally, enjoying the misery that he is inflicting on the fans.
Cartwright: "Now let's get down to business!
Cartwright Strong Style are dressed so good because it is time for The State Of The Union!
What's first on the menu....ah yes...the WWFG World Heavyweight Championship!"
The crowd begins to cheer for the current champion.
Cartwright: "The WWFG World Heavyweight Championship has never been more important and prestigious than it is right now!
After a dominating run by Drako Damone, congratulations to Avari Fusion for being able to defeat The Dragon!
But I have a problem with Avari Fusion..."
Of course Cartwright does, he seems to have a problem with 90% of his roster.
Cartwright: "...and that problem is that he chooses to associate himself with the terrorist organization known as Apex!
Lead by the biggest pain in my arse, Salem Croft!"
JR: "A terrorist organization?
That sounds a little over the top to me!"
King: "It's exactly what it is, JR!
They oppose Cartwright Strong Style's law and order!"
Cartwright: "While we are on the subject of Salem Croft, let's discuss the We Hate Salem agenda.
Our proudest moment by far was taking the WWFG World Tag Team Championships away from The Savage Sons and then later I beat Salem in a match that he requested!
It has been a great year to hate Salem…and next year will be even better…because I will make him suffer like never before!"
Cartwright notices that Tiger Hat and Omen have something to say, so he offers the microphone to either of them.
Cartwright, Tiger Hat, Omen, Staff Member Russo and The Butler enter the arena, looking around at the jeering fans before they make their way towards the ring.
Cartwright snatches a microphone from a crew member before he enters the ring first, allowing everyone to join him in the ring as the Vince Russo Theme fades-out.
Cartwright Strong Style have arrived in style, wearing custom-made suits that cost Cartwright a small fortune
Cartwright: "I wish that I could wish you all a Merry Christmas at this time of the year, but to be honest with you all, none of you deserve a Merry Christmas!
Firstly, you’re too busy watching me here and on TV, instead of spending time with your families!"
This only encourages the fans to boo Cartwright Strong Style and the Owner of the WWFG even more.
Cartwright: "Secondly, let's look at you!
You're all so overweight, so ugly and so stupid that instead of being merry for another day, eating all the turkey that you can put in to your big gobs, you should all be on diets!
You all wish that you could look as good as Cartwright Strong Style do, but you're all too lazy to do anything about it!"
Crowd: "YOU SUCK!
YOU SUCK!
YOU SUCK!"
Cartwright slaps his knee and laughs maniacally, enjoying the misery that he is inflicting on the fans.
Cartwright: "Now let's get down to business!
Cartwright Strong Style are dressed so good because it is time for The State Of The Union!
What's first on the menu....ah yes...the WWFG World Heavyweight Championship!"
The crowd begins to cheer for the current champion.
Cartwright: "The WWFG World Heavyweight Championship has never been more important and prestigious than it is right now!
After a dominating run by Drako Damone, congratulations to Avari Fusion for being able to defeat The Dragon!
But I have a problem with Avari Fusion..."
Of course Cartwright does, he seems to have a problem with 90% of his roster.
Cartwright: "...and that problem is that he chooses to associate himself with the terrorist organization known as Apex!
Lead by the biggest pain in my arse, Salem Croft!"
JR: "A terrorist organization?
That sounds a little over the top to me!"
King: "It's exactly what it is, JR!
They oppose Cartwright Strong Style's law and order!"
Cartwright: "While we are on the subject of Salem Croft, let's discuss the We Hate Salem agenda.
Our proudest moment by far was taking the WWFG World Tag Team Championships away from The Savage Sons and then later I beat Salem in a match that he requested!
It has been a great year to hate Salem…and next year will be even better…because I will make him suffer like never before!"
Cartwright notices that Tiger Hat and Omen have something to say, so he offers the microphone to either of them.