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 Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2023 3:00 pm
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Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2023 4:19 pm
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Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2023 2:29 pm
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Before the match comes underway, the ambulance starts backing down the ramp. The audience roared as the awaited hardcore matchup was about to begin.
JR: well King this is gonna be one hell of a slobberknocker. The maniac Boom challenged the alpha male Bison to an ambulance match.
King: given how Bisons been in a mood to send his opponents to the clinic I'm not sure who has the advantage.
Jr: well Bison has the obvious size and power, but Boom specializes in these kinds of deathmatches. Bison might have himself a tough time tonight.
[X]
When it’s time to party we will party hard
Hey!
As the music hit, Boom came out, carrying a shovel on his shoulder. He beat his chest as the crowd chanted his name to the beat before pyro erupted on the stage.
You, you work all night (all night!)
And when you work you just feel all right
And when, when things stop feeling all right (all right!)
And everything is all right
Boom kept the chant going as he headed down the ramp.
Making his way to the ring from Victorville, California. He is the hardcore maniac, Boom!
Boom stopped to admire the ambulance, slapping the side proudly. He didnt notice the cheers turning to gasps as suddenly WHAM! He was trampled from behind by a charging Bison!
The music stopped as the alpha male looked down at Boom.
"You wanna challenge me!? Huh!? You're gonna need this ambulance when Im done with you!" Bison shouted as he grabbed Boom, slamming him into the ambulance.
JR: oh come on! This is ridiculous. Attacking people after the match and now before? I thought Bison wanted challenges.
King: I dont think this is about a challenge, this is about sending a message.
Bison walked around Boom as the masked man crawled down the ramp. The Caribbean colossus waited for the right moment before swinging the ambulance door open right into Booms masked face!
Boom fell flat on his back, grasping his face in pain. Bison did not relent, however, as he yanked Boom up before throwing him head first into the corner post. Bison raised his arms, enjoying the jeers of the crowd.
"You see? This is what happens! This is what happens when you challenge me." The Titan bellowed.
Bison hoisted Boom up, haphazardly rolling him into the ring before stepping up and over the ropes. He gave a threatening look to the ref, the intimidated official calling for the bell to ring.
Bison gripped Boom by the mask, pulling him up to his feet, only to send him back down to the mat mercilessly with a thunderous chop to the chest.
Bison tilted his head curiously as he noticed something around Booms neck. With a firm tug he breaks the chain, revealing a locket. With a face of someone who smelled some dairy turning bad, Bison opened up the locket.
The alpha male began laughing as he went over to the camera showing the contents.
Jr: it....its Mindy ! Boom has a picture of Mindy in his locket!
King: is he still holding a candle for her? Ever since EWA and BBW?
Boom slowly pulled hismelf back to his feet, pointing at Bison and beckoning for his precious trinket to be returned.
"Oh, this? You want this back?" Bison smirked, boom nodding in a demanding tone.
"This locket of yours? Right here?" Once more met with nods and an outstretched hand.
Bison then heartlessly snapped the locket in half, tossing the pieces over his shoulder. The crowd roared their disapproval at the destruction of personal property, what a cad!
Boom shook with rage, giving a swift kick to Bisons nethers! The alpha male bellowed as he dropped to his knees.
With the colossus hunched down, Boom hit the ropes and planted his soles to the side of Bisons head with a running dropkick. The fire of his rage burned through the pain of the initial assault, he slid out of the ring and lifted the apron searching. Finding his prize, Boom pulled out the big duffel bag of goodies he enjoyed.
King: there it is, JR! Its Booms Brawl-sack!
Jr: many a random assortment of tools kept in that bag.
Boom unzipped his Brawl-sack, pulling out a kendo stick with masked glee. The maniac slid back into the ring and immediately started to light up Bisons back with repeated strikes with the kendo stick. Once, twice, thrice came the stick thundering a snapping percussion in the torso of the alpha male. Bison turned over, pushing to a knee as he tried to stand back up, only for Boom to swing wide and crack the titan in the dome, snapping the bamboo sword into pieces.
With Bison down once more, Boom enthusiastically made a motion of his hand dropping like a bomb, signalling for the bunker buster! The crowd roared in delight as Boom rolled to the outside, procuring a table and setting it up ringside. With a little difficulty he pulled Bison with his legs to get into the top of the table, then sliding into the ring and climbing the turnbuckle.
Boom leaped, coming down only to crash through the table all on his own as Bison rolled out of the way!!
Breathing heavily, Bison grabbed Boom by the head and pulled him to his spaghetti legs.
"You! Cannot beat me!" He shouted before he hoisted Boom up and slammed him onto the apron with a Bison Buster.
It was at this time Bison noticed the duffel bag, smiling as he started searching inside. He pulled out a familiar small bag, pulling the string and emptying out the pile of thumbtacks. Bison licked his chops, thoughts of sticking these tacks into Booms own body running through his sadistic mind.
Bison yanked Boom back up once more, wrapping his fingers around the maniacs throat as he prepared to chokeslam him into the tacks. With a burst of adrenaline, Boom kicked Bison in the gut and broke the hold, swiftly hooking Bison as he sent them both into the tacks with a Boom Mic!
Both men howled in pain as tacks stuck into Booms back and arm as well as Bisons face. They both crawled away from the pile of painful thumbtacks. The two men started to rise around the same time, Boom on his feet just a second faster as he squatted down and charged for a thunderous spear!
Booms charge was met with a loud THUNK! As his head got clocked by something metal, dropping to the mat like a ragdoll. Bison stood tall, holding the shovel that Boom carried down the ramp earlier. He had managed to grab it and use the metal head to intercept the spear.
Dropping the shovel to the side, he grabbed Boom by the belt and collar. He hoisted the unconscious maniac into the ambulance and shut the doors, the bell ringing as the vehicle drove up the ramp.
THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH: BISON!
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