For those who haven't seen them yet, the above is a video (one in a series) that is exactly what it says on the tin, what your favorite Harry Potter ship says about you. I linked that specific one because it's guild-relevant, but there are a ton of others. I'm particularly fond of Star Wars, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Doctor Who.
A couple of us, I know, have watched these, and Dia and I were talking with Julian the other night and started doing a guild version.
"We should have a thread for that," Dia said.
"Maybe I'll make one tomorrow," I replied.
I did not do it tomorrow, or the next day, or the next. I'm doing it now, though.
Have fun?
You don't have to use only the recurring jokes he makes, but they cover so many bases.
Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2020 7:25 pm
Dorian Xanders x Jessamine Walsh - You are a firm believer in keeping things canon, and keeping things wholesome
Asteria Frey x Pamela Gautreaux - You want a girlfriend who not only can kick your a**, but will do so on request
Kenneth Blake x Johanna Tempest - You just wanted good things for Jojo. And really, who wouldn't?
Jeremy Long x Gypsy Lovette - Your ideal date involves wacky hijinks, after which hilarity ensues
Tobias Walsh x Veronica Kiss - Looking back you can pinpoint joining this guild as the beginning of your crippling addiction to Enemies to Lovers
Wren Argall x Diantha Warlow - You're always a slut for reformed bad boys
Theodotus Ellis-Hall x Nathaniel Ellerly - You love adorkable boys so much that one day you were like, hey, you know what's better than one adorkable boy? Two adorkable boys
Chalmes Whitethorne x Leslie Lovell - Your ideal relationship dynamic is ~two bros, chilllin in a hot tub five feet apart 'cause they're not gay~
Megan Steele x Garret Drage - You're really into BDSM despite never having tried it.
Balder Borson x Sebastian Blythe - You're a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of bromances.
Christopher Whitethorne x Adalaide Blythe - You're always a slut for characters who are beautiful cinnamon rolls, too good for this world, too pure.
Jasmine Pierce x Gideon Reid - You are heterosexual.
Nicole Cherri x Gearvin Whitethorne - Looking back on your childhood you can pinpoint the guild as the beginning of your overwhelming desire to fekk dads.
Olan Borson x Frida Borson - Your ideal relationship dynamic is tragic pining. Press F to pay respects.
Luke Nalson x Steffi Theresia - You're either the kind of person that picks your ships really early on and refuses to change them regardless of what happens in canon, or you're just really into uhhhhhh........... ~What are you doing, stepbro?~
Richard Drage x Any Student - You unironically browse the Teacher Crush tag on Tumblr. ~FBI! Open up!~
Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2020 8:47 pm
Heath Linwood x Elizabeth Pierce - You think the concept of opposites attract is highly overrated
Elsbeth Vass x David Shiochet - You think the concept of opposites attract cannot be highly rated enough
Michelle Catlin x William Dante Nott III - You just want to fekk villains. Also, F B I !!! OPEN UP
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