The Guild's Incorrect Quotes

[The Forgotten Weasley]

Agnar: It's true what they say. The children of your children... are twice the disappointment.

Frida/Roald: (glaring)

Magnus/Luke/Steffi/Balder/Lea: what.

source : Chrys Reviews
characters involved : The Borsons/Bjelkes (and Eleazar Bradley)  

[The Forgotten Weasley]

Darcy: I think it's nap time for you. Don't forget your teddy.

Will (incensed): Mr. Fury is not a 'teddy'. He is a proud bear. HE CANNOT BE TAMED.

source : Chrys Reviews
characters involved : Darcy Bennett, William Bennett  

[Julian Galaksylph]

Ivar : I can find anything. I’m a Hufflepuff.

Rory : Can you find my patience? I lost it twenty years ago and haven’t seen it since.

source : m*a*s*h
characters involved : Ivar Eriksson, Ruaridh "Rory" Murdoch  

[Julian Galaksylph]

Chance : Name a way to be nice to others.

Byuch : Don’t kill them.

Chance : …setting the bar a little low but I’ll allow it.

source : twitter
characters involved : Chance Whitethorne, Byuchuch Horne  

[Julian Galaksylph]

Harbringer : It’s do or die.

Virgil : Hey, I’ve died twice.

source : Buffy the Vampire Slayer
characters involved : Sasha "Harbringer" Dobrev, Virgil Ross  

[Julian Galaksylph]

Ronyo : Depression? Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling bummed out?

Tay : Ronyo, you ignorant slut

source : The Office
characters involved : Ronyo Storm, William Dante Nott III  

[Yukina101]

Nani: Flowers are nice
Desi: Yeah I guess so
Nani: No, I mean they're just so nice. Like, you don't see one being mean for no reason or bully someone or push someone, date someone for three weeks and then never call them back making them wonder why they keep letting people into their lives and wallow in pity and self regret
Desi: . . . .
Nani: They're just nice : )

source : tumblr
characters involved : Desiree Whitethorne, Nani Heulwen  

[Yukina101]

Rory: ALL👏 YOU👏 KINK 👏SHAMERS👏 NEED👏 TO👏 SIT👏 DOWN👏 SOMEWHERE👏 AND👏 STOP👏 JUDGING👏 PEOPLE👏
Kiki: But. What if kink shaming is my kink?
Rory: ohmyGOD

source: tumblr
characters involved: Kiki and Rory Murdoch  

[Julian Galaksylph]

Garnet : [to Treva] Babe, you need to be kind to people.

Peter: He-

Garnet : ******** off.

source : unknown
characters involved : Peter Whyte, Garnet Mortemer, Treva Warlow  

[Julian Galaksylph]

Caleb : How many times do I have to apologize for that?

Julius : Once would be nice!

Caleb :

Caleb: No.

source : archer
characters involved : Julius Devereux, Caleb Devereux  

[Julian Galaksylph]

Mary-Louise : When I die, I want Dominic to lower me into my grave so he can let me down one last time.

source : meme
characters involved : Mary-Louise Montague, Dominic Montague  

[Julian Galaksylph]

Milo: I wasn't THAT drunk!

James: You were flirting with Wyatt

Milo: So? He's my husband

James: You asked if he was single and then you cried when he said no

source : unknown
characters involved : Milo Abrams, Wyatt Abrams (sorta), James Masters  

[CatWaffle]

Source: Archer
Characters: Cian Quinlan, Will Hawthorne, Jack Hawthorne

[Doing school project]
Will: You know, I think we're making some real progress.
Jack: Where, in opposite world? We're never gonna finish all this!
Will: We could, if certain people would help!
Cian: [Standing behind stacked cardboard boxes] I'm sorry, are you addressing me? Because your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass.  

[Julian Galaksylph]

Gearvin : I assume you realize that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in my house!

Deveron : Is there another type of idiocy that you would be more comfortable with?

source : psych
characters involved : Gearvin Deveron, Deveron Whitethorne  

[The Forgotten Weasley]

Dominique, sobbing: I'm never going to see Virgil's curls gently sway in the wind ever again.

Dante: ...My hair looks kind of curly when it's wet?

source : Chrys Reviews
characters involved : Dominique Bellamy-Hallwyd, Virgil/Dante Ross