The Guild's Incorrect Quotes

[Cinnabun Gryffie]

Wyatt: British people just ignore the letter 't'. They're like "I'm bri-ish"

Milo: After the incident in Boston, we always hide our 't's.


source : tumblr
characters involved : Wyatt Abrams, Milo Abrams  

[Cinnabun Gryffie]

Puck, calling: Dris, why are there little handprints on the wall?

Dris, looks over at Lewis: Lew, why are there little handprints on the wall?

Lewis: Because I've got little hands!

Dris: ... Because he has little hands.


source : tumblr
characters involved : Puck Abrams, Dris Abrams, Lewis Abrams  

[Cinnabun Gryffie]

Quinn: How many minutes are in a year?

Wyatt: Oh no. Oh no no no no

Milo, Dris, Laili, and Puck, in tandem: FIVE-HUNDRED TWENTY-FIVE THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED MIIIINUTES~


source : tumblr
characters involved : The whole friggin Abrams Fam  

[Cinnabun Gryffie]

Nani: Sitting on and touching warm rocks.... now that's the good stuff

Laili: Are you.... a reptile?

Desi: What are you a cop? Mind your business


source : tumblr
characters involved : Nani Heulwen, Laili Heulwen, Desi Whitethorne  

[Cinnabun Gryffie]

James: quick question, are you a top or a bottom?

Milo: I ... am a burden.

Wyatt: //facepalms//


source : tiktok
characters involved : James Masters, Milo Abrams, Wyatt Abrams  

[Cinnabun Gryffie]

Lia: Come out and face me like a man!

Brennie: Um my pronouns are they/them?

Lia: Oh, my bad, come out and face me like a person!

Brennie: //sniffling// thank you


source : tiktok
characters involved : Mahalia Ellis, Brendan Findlay-Abrams  

[Cinnabun Gryffie]

Elli: Where's my ******** wand?

Jesse: try saying it a little nicer, there are kids around

Elli: ... may I ascertain the whereabouts of my ******** wand?


source : tiktok
characters involved : Elliott Holt, Jesse Calvert  

[Cinnabun Gryffie]

Niall: and what do we say when we feel like this?

Cyrille: my depression is chronic but my a** is iconic~

Niall: no.


source : tumblr
characters involved : Niall Hughes, Cyrille LeBeau  

[Cinnabun Gryffie]

Felix: did you have to stab him??

Awstin: you weren't there! You didn't hear what he said to me!

Felix: ...what did he say?

Awstin: 'what are you gonna do, stab me?'

Celeste: that's fair.


source : tumblr
characters involved : Felix Geary, Awstin Tittinsor, Celeste Kinsley  

[Cinnabun Gryffie]

Puck: my husband is too tall for me to kiss on the lips. what should I do?

Lil: tackle him

Byuch: dump him

Chrys: kick him in the shin

Dris: ... just ask me to lean down?!


source : tumblr
characters involved : Puck Abrams, Lillian Cody, Buych Horne, Chrys Whitethorne, Driskol Abrams  

[Cinnabun Gryffie]

Brennie: So my sexual orientation is yes. My gender is no. My outlook on life.... meh?


source : tiktok
characters involved : Brendan Findlay-Abrams  

[MJ Spooks]

Mallaidh: Look, I... I may not be an explorer, or an adventurer, or a treasure-seeker, or a gunfighter, but I am proud of what I am.

August: And what is that?

Mallaidh: I... am a librarian!

source: The Mummy (1999)
characters involved: Mallaidh O'Hannigan, August Li  

[MJ Spooks]

Milo: I'm crying. You made me cry.

Wyatt: Baby.

Milo: No, now is not the time for pet names.

Wyatt: No, I'm calling you a baby.

Wyatt: I'm insulting you.

source: [x]
characters involved: Milo and Wyatt Abrams  

[MJ Spooks]

Zach: She was poetry, but he couldn’t read.

Desi: His name was Jared, he's nineteen

DJ: When his parents built a very strange machine

Nani: Watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen

Laili: aaaay macarena

Vira: …

Vira: Horrible job, everyone

source: tumblr
characters involved: Zachary and Desiree Whitethorne, Nani and Laili Heulwen, DJ Shepard, Elvira Hughes  

[Cinnabun Gryffie]

James: do you think I could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Lyre: you're a hazard to society

Milo: and a coward. Do 20.

source: tumblr
characters involved: James and Lyre Masters, Milo Abrams