The Guild's Incorrect Quotes

[Julian Galaksylph]

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disclaimer : i CANT guarantee that this is accurate, but it's fun to imagine  

[The Forgotten Weasley]

Peter, lying on the ground after Garnet whups his a**: That day, I learned not all men are created equal.

source : My Hero Academia Abridged  

[The Forgotten Weasley]

Cyrus: You can't just tell people to kill themselves! What would he have done if I actually-

Vander: You're probably wondering what I would have done if you had actually killed yourself. I would have laughed. Hard. Like Kira at the end of Death Note type of laugh.

source : My Hero Academia Abridged  

[Julian Galaksylph]

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Akira: When have I done anything rash or irresponsible?

Ibarra: I keep a list. Its alphabetised.

source : Secret Saturdays
characters involved : Akira Yamazaki, Ibarra Bautista

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Austmar: You know when grown-ups tell you everything's going to be fine, but you really think they're lying to make you feel better?

Rubin: Yeah?

Austmar: Everything's going to be fine.

source : Doctor Who
characters involved : Rubin Eide, Austmar Eide

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Desi, to Sujin: Alright, let's tell each other a secret about ourselves. I'm gonna go first.
Desi: I... hate you.

source : vine
characters involved : Desiree Whitethorne, Su-Jin Cho

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Arianell: You wouldn’t like me before my coffee.
Zach: That’s so weird because I freaking hate you. All the time. Every day.

source : vine
characters involved : Arianell Blodwen, Zachary Whitethorne

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during the Corridor Plot with Di, Garnet, and Peter

Wren, as a prefect: You know, the students in this school can be real aggressive. So it’s important to take all necessary precautions when approaching.

Wren: [beeps air horn at a nosy crowd watching the fight] GET ******** style="font-size: 9px">source : vine
characters involved : Wren Argall

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Beth: What are you doing?

Heath: Smelling a rose

Beth: Weird.

Beth: [whispering] I wish I was that rose

Heath: What?

Beth: I SAID YOU’RE GROSS

source : vine
characters involved : Elizabeth Pierce, Heath Linwood

 

[The Forgotten Weasley]

Roald, Lysander, Megan, Tay: I STOLE THIS CHILD FAIR AND SQUARE!

source : My Hero Academia Abridged  

[The Forgotten Weasley]

Ronyo: STOP RIGHT THERE DEPRESSED CHILD!

Michelle: Have you been following me?

Ronyo: The only thing I follow is justice! And freedom! Because that's what it means to be a hero- //coughing up blood//

source : My Hero Academia Abridged  

[Julian Galaksylph]

Garnet, about Di: Talk to her. That's what sisters do.

Treva: Nope, I'm gonna wait till I'm on my deathbed, get in the last word, and then die immediately.

Garnet: That's your plan for dealing with this?

Treva: That's my plan for dealing with everything. I have 77 arguments that I'm gonna win that way.

source : brooklyn nine nine
characters involved : Garnet Mortemer, Treva Warlow, Diantha Warlow (sorta)  

[Julian Galaksylph]

Jean, about David Avery: The doctor said I only have four days to live.

Eli: Why? Are you sick?

Jean: No, my doctor just hates me.

source : vine
characters involved : Eugene "Jean" Windsor, Elijah Pemberton, David Avery  

[The Forgotten Weasley]

Morven, to Newlyn: So anyway, I regain consciousness, there's cops everywhere, Emmet's COVERED in blood, got an ice pick- it was kind of a weird Tuesday...

Newlyn: ...

source : FREE! Abridged  

[Julian Galaksylph]

Austmar, on a hospital bed: It seems like bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Rubin: Brother... you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

source : That 70s Show
characters involved : Rubin Eide, Austmar Eide  

[Julian Galaksylph]

Austmar, being 6'3: Anybody under 5’7 can’t be talking about fighting anyone. Like, what are you gonna do? Headbutt someone in the nipples?

Matteo, a 5'6 auror: Say goodbye to your kneecaps, a*****e.

source : tumblr
characters involved : Austmar Eide, Matteo Eriksson-Eide  

[Julian Galaksylph]

Lucien: Desi, please keep an eye on Sujin today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get himself punched.

Desi: Sure, I’d love to see Sujin get punched.

Lucien: Try again.

Desi: I will stop Sujin from getting punched.

source : Brooklyn Nine Nine
characters involved : Desiree Whitethorne, Lucien Markov, Su-Jin Cho  

[MJ Spooks]

Jesse: If you kill a killer, the amount of killers in the world remains the same.

Elliott: Okay but if you kill like a hundred killers, then it goes down by like 99

source : this image
characters involved: Elliott Holt, Jesse Calvert  

[The Forgotten Weasley]

Ronyo: You and me? You and me are like that part in Naruto, where Naruto fights Sasuke at the Valley of the End. The part during the Sasuke retrieval arc. You know what I'm saying?

Tay: Wh- I don't understand a word you're saying.

source : Tumblr
characters involved : Ronyo Storm, William Dante Nott III  

[The Forgotten Weasley]

Niall: Visualize the ocean.

Virgil: *horrified screeching*

Niall: A calm ocean.

Virgil: Oh.

source : Game Grumps
characters involved : Niall Hughes, Virgil Ross