The Rock would be strolling around backstage, he was on his way to the 'potty' before being stopped by a young vibrant reporter that a few moments ago had an rude exchange with Kevin Owens. She waved for his attention, he took off his glasses as the camera men arrived and she begged for his attention. The Rock being the people's person he was, gave in. "Alright, sweetheart. The Rock will give you 3 minutos of his precious time." She quickly nodded to his as to say 'Thank you' and the interview began.
The camera man went live, as the titantron showed his Hollywood face to the thousand of fans in attendance. His face glimmered over the screen like God from the heavens. Women wet themselves, Men stood up taller and kids began slobbering.
I: Well TNW:R Universe, I'm standing here with the one and THE only Dwayne Johnson. (Interviewer paused for a second, fans grew loud cheering and chanting 'Rocky') And I wanted to start off saying-- How are you today, Rock?
The Rock: See I'm glad you asked, because The Rock is doing amazing in fact The Rock is feeling better than ever.
I: Well tha--
The Rock: Hold on baby girl, The Rock was NOT finished. (The Rock would gently grab the mic out of the young women's hands) The Great One has a few things on his mind actually. Starting with this match tonight. The Rock is facing a freak that wears too much makeup and a man The Brahma Bull considers family in tonight's main event. We all know of course what's going to happen so The Rock is going to move on to the important part which is Seth Rollins. Rollins is talking smack about The Rock, talking that mess like The Most Electrifying Man in Sports Entertainment *coughs* Yeah that's me. . . wouldn't whoop his barbie a**! The TNW:R Universe deserves a better champion, god damn it! and The Rock plans on giving you one! (The Rock began twisting and turning and stopping his ranting)
I: Are you okay?
The Rock: The Rock is fine! We just gotta go to a quick commercial break, while I take a numbre uno! As you can see The Rock has been working on his Spanish! (The Rock's urge to pee would increase, forcing him to drop the mic and taking off to his destination)
I: Well I think that's it from The Rock? (The Interviewer would say a bit confused) You heard it here first TNW:R Universe, The Rock plans on winning tonight and becoming your next TNW:R champion. Back to you Cole!
The Interviewer would signal for the camera man to cut, but the recording dragged on a few moments longer which included the young women trying to figure out what had just transpired and why The Rock was in such a rush before cutting back to TNW:R iMPACT...
