Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes, also known as Weasley and Weasley is a joke shop located at Number 93 Diagon Alley founded by Fred and George Weasley. The shop contains practical joke objects, such as; Extendable Ears, a Reusable Hangman, Skiving Snackboxes, and Fred and George's special WonderWitch products, such as; Love Potions, Ten-Second Pimple Vanishers, and Pygmy Puffs. There is also a section of Muggle Magic Tricks "for freaks like Dad", which are said to do steady business, despite not being big sellers. The shop also sells a number of defensive magical objects. This establishment started out as an 'owl-post service' led by the twins from The Burrow, (later continued from Hogwarts), selling joke-products until the final shop was opened.
The shop was the Weasly twins' dream. However, they had a few things holding them back. Their mother, Molly Weasley, attempted to force them through their 7th and final year at Hogwarts, but they boiled over during Umbridge's time at Hogwarts and dramatically flew away on broom sticks. The money for the shop was donated to them from Harry Potter, who gave them his Triwizard Tournament prize of 1,000 Galleons. The current owner is a former prankster himself, Luke Nalson-Lillantine, and tries to keep the spirit of the store the same as when the Weasleys were the owners.
Owner: Luke Nalson-Lillantine Assistant(s): None
════════════════════════ Owl Post Service ════════════════════════
All of the items are available for delivery through the Owl post, and order forms can be obtained from the shop itself. This also offers a service of disguising the purchases to allow people to bypass the ban on objects from the store in Hogwarts itself. This service is free of charge.
Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2015 1:37 pm
Joke Products ════════════════════════
Magical: Anti Gravity Hats 2 galleons, 5 sickles Ruin a gentleman's day by making his hat fly away!
Aviatomobile 1 galleon, 3 sickles, 11 knuts A flying toy car.
Boxing telescope 12 sickles, 26 knuts When squeezed, gives the user a black eye which is almost impossible to remove.
Broom Broom kit 2 galleons, 3 sickles, 6 knuts A broomstick-modifying kit promising to "bling up your broom" and included a pointed cap for the end of the handle, a pair of fins that slid onto the handle, a tailfin that was attached on top of the bristles, and a rocket booster for the back underside.
Bruise removal paste 12 sickles, 4 knuts A thick yellow paste guaranteed to remove any bruise within an hour.
Bubble machine 1 galleon, 2 sickles A machine shaped like a real human which produces bubbles into the air.
Comb-a-Chameleon 1 galleon, 10 sickles A hairbrush that magically changed the user's hairstyle.
Creepy Crawlies 25 knuts per scoop An assortment of fake insects charmed to act like real insects to scare the intended victim.
Demon Box 3 galleons, 12 sickles, 1 knut Also known as The Fantabulous Demon Wonderbox, it contains one or more demons. A label on the packaging warns buyers not to feed anything that comes out the box after midnight, lest it multiply and begin to savage people.
Dungbombs 10 sickles, 3 knuts per pack of 3 A magical stink bomb that gives off a putrid odour.
Electric Shock Shake 9 sickles, 12 knuts Guaranteed to give any handshake a bit of a jolt!
Extendable Ears 11 sickles, 15 knuts Used to hear voices at the other end of the ear.
Fanged Frisbee 1 galleon, 12 sickles Similar to a Muggle frisbee, but it has teeth and 'snarls'.
Headless Hats 2 galleons Make the wearer's head invisible (along with the hat itself).
Lucky Dip 10 sickles, 5 knuts Contains one or more random items that would be revealed only upon opening.There is an equal chance of the surprise item being something good or bad.
Magical Moustache Miracle Stubble Grow 14 sickles, 13 knuts Fake facial hair that can be worn to "add years to [one's] appearance"
Nose Biting Teacup 15 sickles, 7 knuts Bites anyone who tries to drink out of it on the nose.
Out to Lunch Fake Moustache 12 sickles, 11 knuts A lotion which will cause hair to temporarily sprout from wherever the lotion is rubbed on.
Portable Swamp 5 galleons, 12 sickles Creates a swamp when used.
Quills 15 sickles, 2 knuts In Smart Answer, Self Inking, Self Writing, and Spell Checking varieties.
Reusable Hangman 3 galleons, 5 sickles "Spell It Or He'll Swing."
Rubby O’Chicken 2 galleons, 12 sickles Magical rubber chicken which does an Irish stepdance.
Screaming Yo-yo 5 galleons A magical toy that shrieks when a person plays with it.
Self-propelling Custard Pies 12 sickles, 19 knuts A custard pie bewitched to automatically throw itself in the face of the prankster's intended and unlucky target.
Sticky Trainers 4 galleons, 2 sickles Yellow trainers with suction cups attached to the soles. The wearer can use them to climb walls and presumably to walk across ceilings as well.
Sunny Spells 6 sickles, 13 knuts A round, yellow bottle that contained some type of enchantment that created light or dispelled clouds.
Tiny Twister 6 sickles, 13 knuts It was a miniature tornado contained in a tall glass jar.
Trick wands from 12 sickles 2 knuts to 5 galleons 2 knuts Turn into a variety of unexpected things when waved. The cheapest into rubber chickens or briefs when waved, the most expensive beating user around the head.
U-No-Poo 1 galleon, 5 sickles A causative product with a name meant to parody "You-Know-Who" (causes constipation).
Weasley's Snowstorm 6 sickles, 13 knuts A snowglobe with a model Shrieking Shack inside and a metal spray pump on top that dispenses magical snow when pressed.
Weasley's Wet Weather 6 sickles, 13 knuts A tall glass jar with an umbrella-shaped lid that contains some type of enchantment that created artificial rain.
Weasley’s Wonderous Wands 1 galleon, 5 knuts Wands that are designed to light up depending on the caster's mood.
Weasleys' Dragon Roasted Nuts 5 knuts A coin-operated machine located outside the Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes shop in Diagon Alley. The machine had flames painted on it and dispensed chestnuts roasted by a miniature dragon.
Weather in a bottle 6 sickles, 13 knuts Holds wind or water or some kind of weather that when unleashed would affect a small area around the bottle.
Muggle: Edurado’s Unbreakable Eggs 2 galleons, 16 sickles, 28 knuts Eggs that cannot be broken.
Haunted Deck 1 galleon, 16 sickles, 9 knuts A deck of cards designed for muggle magic tricks.
Just Like That Hat 2 galleons, 3 sickles, 14 knuts A simple hat for muggle magic.
Mary’s Magic Mice 4 sickles, 12 knuts Fake mice used for muggle magic tricks and pranks.
Miraphorus Magic Set 7 sickles, 18 knuts A limited edition magic trick product, it revealed secrets of some type, and every set came with a pair of Miraphorus' "distinctive red gloves."
Spectrum Splasher 1 galleon, 11 sickles and 26 knuts
Thestral Thrasher 1 galleon, 11 sickles and 26 knuts
Thor's Thunder Cracker 1 galleon, 2 sickles and 11 knuts
Voodoo Fountain 1 galleon, 11 sickles and 26 knuts
Weasleys' Wildfire Whiz-bangs ~Basic Blaze Box - 5 galleons each ~Deflagration Deluxe - 20 galleons each Enchanted fireworks created by Fred and George Weasley. They are unstoppable fireworks that are charmed to explode when struck with a Stunning Spell, and to multiply by ten when hit with a Vanishing Charm. They include shocking-pink Catherine wheels, fire-breathing dragons, sparklers that spell out profanity, rockets with long tails of silver stars and firecrackers. When any two types collide, they make new kinds such as flying silver and pink pigs.
Note: Owner of Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes is not responsible if the fireworks are confiscated by staff or officials, nor is he responsible for property damage from discharging said fireworks.
Defence Objects ════════════════════════
Decoy Detonators 1 galleon, 5 sickles and 15 knuts When dropped they run away and explode out of sight, giving the person a diversion if necessary.
Jinx Off 4 galleons, 16 sickles and 25 knuts A spell-protection kit which includes a hat, cloak, and gloves. The package advised that all three items had to be worn together for "maximum protection," and that care should be taken to ensure the set was in "perfect condition," as "a damaged piece could interfere with the protection."
Peruvian Instant Darkness Powder 1 galleon, 15 sickles and 12 knuts When thrown into the air, this powder covers everything around it in darkness, which cannot be penetrated by spells like Lumos or Incendio, although the Hand of Glory can be used to see through it.
Shield Hats, Cloaks and Gloves Price available upon request. Used by the Ministry of Magic for defense against enemy forces, using a Shield Charm.
WonderWitch ════════════════════════
Everlasting Eyelashes 5 sickles and 12 knuts When applied to the eyelashes, causes them to grow to a more luscious length.
Love Potions 1 galleon per potion When drunk, will give the drinker an obsession with the one who bought the drink (love being impossible to manufacture). They work for up to twenty-four hours at a time, depending on the weight of the boy and attractiveness of the girl. Like all love potions the effects can increase the longer they're kept. Note that all love potions come with the antidote free of charge.
Patented Daydream Charms 12 sickles and 6 knuts Virtually undetectable highly realistic thirty-minute daydreams (side-effects can be: slight drooling and a dazed expression, Not for sale for wizards under 16).
Pygmy Puffs 2 galleons Miniature puffskeins with pink or purple fur. They have small, beady eyes and ears.
Ten-Second Pimple Vanisher 16 sickles and 11 knuts Excellent on everything from boils to blackheads.
Sweets ════════════════════════
Canary Creams 7 sickles Temporarily transfigures the eater into a canary.
Candy In A Can 2 sickles and 15 knuts This product contains candy.
Edible Dark Marks 3 sickles and 2 knuts They'll make anyone sick!
Nautious Jumping Snakes 7 sickles and 15 knuts Described on the packaging as "Venomous Vertical Sea Snakes", Nautious Jumping Snakes will jump out of your hand when you attempt to eat them.
Skiving Snackbox 1 galleon, 5 sickles and 2 knuts A Skiving Snackbox is a range of sweets to make the user ill. The user develops strange symptoms depending on the type of snack eaten. The purpose of these was to make a student appear unable to stay in class. Most came in two colour-coded parts: one that would cause the malady, and one that would heal the pupil once they had left class. It should be noted that nosebleed nougat is most popular. They include: Fainting Fancies, Fever Fudge, Nosebleed Nougat, and Puking Pastilles.
Sugar Hexes 1 sickle
Ton-Tongue Toffee 1 sickle 3 knuts When eaten, they cause the tongue to rapidly swell and turn purple.
Wakefields Off the Record Glow in the Dark Gum 25 knuts Glow in the dark bubblegum.
Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2015 9:56 pm
Ferb walks in to the store swirling a pocket watch around in circles. HE looks around to see the products surrounding everything. He goes to look at the Box 'O' Rockets. He pulls out a sac of money he has and picks up a few boxes. "These will be fun" He takes the boxes up to the register to purchase them.
Luke had been minding his business and was currently seated at the register, a book open as he steadily read through it. However, the distinctive sound of the door opening had the former Gryffindor looking up from his book to notice a man enter the shop. While he did admit a fair bit of curiosity, he was nevertheless confused as to why a fully-grown wizard would come into the shop. Crossing his arms, he watched the man pick up several boxes of fireworks and make his way over to the counter, the redhead's eyebrow quirked in curiosity."Welcome to Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes. I do hope that you enjoyed looking around. Did you find everything you were looking for?"Eh, he didn't care about adults buying his wares. He was just more used to a younger clientèle than this. Then again, Not everyone was a stick in the mud, after all.
════════════════════════ Location: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes Thinking: Huh, he looks a bit old to be purchasing those... Taken By: Steffi Theresia OOC: Hey, Newsies, we use past tense in the guild, and every post has to have the character's name, former house, and occupation in it. Just figured I should give you a heads-up.
Trick some, Just begun, Giving you more when you only want one, Cause I know what I am They know what they are So let me be
Newsies Boy
Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2015 8:43 pm
Diamond Wales
Flick flack, No slack, I got the wit that my enemies lack, But I know what I am, They know what they are So let me be
Luke had been minding his business and was currently seated at the register, a book open as he steadily read through it. However, the distinctive sound of the door opening had the former Gryffindor looking up from his book to notice a man enter the shop. While he did admit a fair bit of curiosity, he was nevertheless confused as to why a fully-grown wizard would come into the shop. Crossing his arms, he watched the man pick up several boxes of fireworks and make his way over to the counter, the redhead's eyebrow quirked in curiosity."Welcome to Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes. I do hope that you enjoyed looking around. Did you find everything you were looking for?"Eh, he didn't care about adults buying his wares. He was just more used to a younger clientèle than this. Then again, Not everyone was a stick in the mud, after all.
════════════════════════ Location: Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes Thinking: Huh, he looks a bit old to be purchasing those... Taken By: Steffi Theresia OOC: Hey, Newsies, we use past tense in the guild, and every post has to have the character's name, former house, and occupation in it. Just figured I should give you a heads-up.
Trick some, Just begun, Giving you more when you only want one, Cause I know what I am They know what they are So let me be
Newsies Boy
Ferb looked at the man behind the counter. "Yes I did find everything okay, these will be perfect for what I need." He smiled and pulled out a sack of money he had in his pocket. "So, how much will the total run to?" He asked smiling.
You were a child, crawling- On your knees toward it... Making Mama so proud; But your voice is too loud. We like to watch you laughing, As you pick the insects off plants. No time to think of consequences, No time to control yourself.
ΛĿƐӾΛИDƐŔ ṖĤĪĿĿĪṖ ΛѴƐŔY nine years old │ little brother │ pureblood
Alec barged through the door of the shop like a man on a mission, which he was, in fact. A man, because he was nine going on ten and ten was practically a man, seeing as it was double digits, and he was on a mission, a mission to make his pathetic summer slightly less pathetic. Usually he hated Diagon Alley this time of year, because it was full of children just a year or two older than him all getting ready to attend Hogwarts. And because of his stupid October birthday, even next year, when he'd be ten going on eleven, he'd still have to wait. It wasn't fair. He wanted to whine to Sera about it, but she would have just told him that life wasn't fair, and right now Alec really didn't need to hear that. Bad enough that suddenly he being heir didn't seem to matter so much, not when his idiot great grandparents and idiot great uncle or whatever he was had gotten themselves thrown in Azkaban for murder. Alec wasn't mourning the death of whatever squib they had apparently killed, but he wasn't exactly mourning the abrupt removal of the family's patriarch and matriarch either. He'd never liked either of them, so they could rot in prison with all the other idiots for all he cared. But suddenly his last name had Azkaban associated with it, and the other boys at school were loathe to let him forget it. It was why he was relieved to be home for the summer, as boring as it was. It was better than school, and boys who were bigger and stronger and meaner than him, no matter how hard he tried. So if he couldn't go to bloody Hogwarts, you bet he was getting some things (okay, a lot of things) from the joke shop. "Come on, Sera, hurry up," he directed at his older sister, knowing if he immediately raced off into the shop she'd scold him.
OOC:
mc2
Take only what you need from it; A family of trees wanting to be haunted. The water is warm but it's sending me shivers... A baby is born, crying out for attention. Memories fade like looking through a fogged mirror; Decisions are made and not bought. I thought this wouldn't hurt a lot; I guess not.
Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2016 5:08 pm
xSera Maybelle Averyxxxxx xxxx<4th Year>
Time: Summer 2032 Dressed: to conquer ------------------------------------------------------------------------xx
Sera was already regretting letting Alec talk her into going to the joke shop. Normally she would have refused no matter how much he begged. Obviously she had a moment of softness and weakness towards her little brother. These feelings should be eradicated for if she started giving into him he'd no doubt take advantage of her kindness. Or he would if he was smart or clever. She'd take advantage of someone who was too kind. In some ways it was because she felt bad for her little brother. Their great grandparents just had to go kill some squib and they were stupid enough to be caught. Or perhaps their trust had been misguided as they were turned in by their own precious perfect little ward. So much for Wendy being the epitome of a perfect lady. Perfect ladies were not traitors. Then again someone shouldn't have to worry about staying quiet about a crime either. While Sera may have had to deal with rumors or a few snide comments, there had been Cathaline League the daughter of the dead squib and granddaughter of the Averys who had caught the most attention. She was flashier though being the captain of the quidditch team and played the role of pretty but stupid so well. It was disgusting to watch, Sera felt. Girls like that were exactly why a female was second class to males. Girls like that justified why Sera could never be heir. Now heir didn't mean much with the name Avery linked to Azkaban. Alec wasn't so lucky and Sera always found that the years before Hogwarts children could be far crueler than Hogwarts age. Poor Alec wasn't the strongest or cleverest at school so he had become the target of bullying no thanks to the incident of the murder.
As Alec demanded her to hurry up, Sera sighed and sped up her step her heels clicking on the cobblestones before she entered the shop behind Alec. Looking abut at the bright colors, Sera felt lost. Pranks were something she had a hard time to fathom. The Sata boy would know what to do here. Her? Not so much. Maybe she could help Alec pick out something to help protect himself and strike revenge against others in the shop. "Whatever you get," Sera warned Alec, "I better not find a single item positioned against me. You probably shouldn't target Dad or Mum either for that matter..."
------------------------------------------------------------------------ Clever and well-spoken, With a will to succeed, I believe the house of your forebears is a good one here... Slytherin!
You were a child, crawling- On your knees toward it... Making Mama so proud; But your voice is too loud. We like to watch you laughing, As you pick the insects off plants. No time to think of consequences, No time to control yourself.
ΛĿƐӾΛИDƐŔ ṖĤĪĿĿĪṖ ΛѴƐŔY nine years old │ little brother │ pureblood
Alec glanced back at her in annoyance as she sighed, like he was being the difficult one! Everyone always called him that. 'Difficult'. She was the one stomping around in heels like she was someone important, just because she was going into her fourth year. By the time he started at Hogwarts Sera would nearly be done. Alec wasn't sure how to feel about this. His older sister had never been his friend, and it wasn't as if he missed her while she was gone... much. But she had better tell him where all the secret rooms and passageways were in the castle before she graduated. He looked at her derisively and made a face at her warning. "I'm not stupid." Just for that he should get something to prank her with. He made a beeline for the nearest display case and lit up like a forest fire. "Look it! They have Creepy Crawlies!" he yelped in delight, pointing wildly at the jars of writhing insects. They were fake, obviously, and he collected real insects, but there were just as good. He wanted to get as many of them as he could afford, but Mum and Dad still didn't trust him with that much pocket money, and he wanted to get other things too. At least one dungbomb, a fanged frisbee he could play fetch with Wiley with, a reusable hangman... He didn't have nearly enough money for even half of what he wanted. He sent a somewhat pathetic look his older sister's way, wondering if she might pitch in some of her own galleons if he looked sad enough. "We could give Wendy U-No-Poo," he suggested in a wheedling tone.
OOC:
mc2
Take only what you need from it; A family of trees wanting to be haunted. The water is warm but it's sending me shivers... A baby is born, crying out for attention. Memories fade like looking through a fogged mirror; Decisions are made and not bought. I thought this wouldn't hurt a lot; I guess not.
Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2016 8:16 am
xSera Maybelle Averyxxxxx xxxx<4th Year>
Time: Summer 2032 Dressed: to conquer ------------------------------------------------------------------------xx
Sera rolled her eyes at Alec and said, "I never said you were." She had thought to point out that he reminded her more of a Gryffindor than a Slytherin half the time which was exactly why she had given that warning to him but that would be mean. It always seemed to distress Alec when she pointed out he might end up in a different house than the rest of the family. Considering their current family's name value that might not be so bad... or not so bad if it was a half way decent house like Ravenclaw. Alec would never be a Ravenclaw, though. He couldn't sit still and he was too rash and he hated studying from what Sera could tell.
Sera stopped behind her brother and raised a brow at the display of fake insects that moved and wiggled like the real things. She should know Alec brought enough bugs in all the time. It freaked their Mum out and their Dad just got irritated, though. Sera just rather he grow out of his fascination with bugs. It didn't look like it would happen any time soon. "Aren't you good enough at catching the real things? Why would you waste money on fakes?" She asked, crossing her arms.
Suddenly Alec shot her a pathetic look of puppy-dog eyes to try to gain her favor no doubt. Did he honestly think that if he tried cute and innocent that she wold fall for it. She wasn't the house elves. And she wasn't their mother. Besides she spent far long enough with Alec to know when he was faking cute to get something or not. When he suggested pranking Wendy, Sera actually chuckled and shook her head, "What good would that do? Besides someone got to her already. She came down to the end of the year feast with blue eyes..." She fixed her brother with a stern look and said, "And you, don't get any ideas."
------------------------------------------------------------------------ Clever and well-spoken, With a will to succeed, I believe the house of your forebears is a good one here... Slytherin!
You were a child, crawling- On your knees toward it... Making Mama so proud; But your voice is too loud. We like to watch you laughing, As you pick the insects off plants. No time to think of consequences, No time to control yourself.
ΛĿƐӾΛИDƐŔ ṖĤĪĿĿĪṖ ΛѴƐŔY nine years old │ little brother │ pureblood
Alec thought about making a gesture he'd learned from the other boys at school at his older sister, but settled for scowling. He was wise enough at nine to know that if he behaved too badly she'd just drag him out of here without him actually getting to buy anything. It was his turn to roll his eyes (which he'd picked up a year or so ago from her) at her questioning. "I wouldn't care if these ones got squashed," he pointed out as if it were obvious. Every time he set some real bugs loose their mum went hysterical, which was always funny to watch, but their dad just crushed them, and then he had to find more. "And I can bring them to school- I can never find nearly as many bugs in the winter," he whined. Worms, maybe, if he dug deep enough in frozen ground, but aside from a few spiders in dusty corners, that was it. Alec was disappointed to see that his forlorn expression wasn't paying off, but Sera did laugh at his suggestion, and not in a mean way, which he took as a win. "Make her feel bad for ruining everything," he said sullenly, looking up in excitement at the mention of their cousin being pranked already. Blue hair wasn't really all that bad as far as he could tell, but maybe it was worse for girls. They were fussy about how they looked. Alec had never cared, except he wished he was taller. At this rate it seemed like he was never going to hit five feet. "I'm not getting any ideas," he insisted, scooping bugs into one of the little bags they provided. He regretfully passed over the hangman and fanged frisbee and snatched up a pair of extendable ears. These might come in handy. He scoffed at the 'muggle' products, and wandered towards the fireworks looking as if he'd just seen the face of God.
OOC:
mc2
Take only what you need from it; A family of trees wanting to be haunted. The water is warm but it's sending me shivers... A baby is born, crying out for attention. Memories fade like looking through a fogged mirror; Decisions are made and not bought. I thought this wouldn't hurt a lot; I guess not.
Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2016 3:14 pm
xSera Maybelle Averyxxxxx xxxx<4th Year>
Time: Summer 2032 Dressed: to conquer ------------------------------------------------------------------------xx
Sera smiled when he pointed out he wouldn't care if the fake bugs got squashed. A flash of warm sisterly affection infected her for a moment as she ruffled her little brother's hair and then kissed him on the forehead. The fact he was concerned about his bugs was adorable even if it wasn't practical to worry about the fates of your soldiers and minions when you were waging a war on someone. Pranking someone was a bit like a war. "I'm pretty sure the teachers will take away them if they catch you with them at school," Sera warned. "Master Perry is particularly strict I remember." She said citing one of the instructors she had in charm school.
Alec's sullen response about why they should prank Wendy took Sera back and she frowned before answering, "I'm pretty sure a handful of bugs or some other prank is unlikely to make her feel bad about anything." Quite honestly, Sera suspected that the redheaded girl wasn't the type to feel bad about anything. She was a snake and quite obviously brilliant considering that it was likely their great uncle would hand over the Avery Manor to her and Wendy still managed to hold onto the Lillantine heir that she was engaged to. Letting out a small sigh Sera said, "It's not like we'd ever see much for being an Avery even if she hadn't done anything. I wouldn't because I'm a girl, obviously, but you wouldn't because remember our Great Aunt Cara? Her son, the Ravenclaw, got to be heir." She said Ravenclaw like a dirty word. It was ridiculous anyways as their grandfather was the second son in the family and the first to have a male heir who was their father who had a boy. Their father (and then Alec) had more of a right to inheritance than some Ravenclaw who was a son of a squib that obviously their great grandparents hated since they had the man murdered.
Sera was glad that Alec seemed more focus on being a kid and pranks then family politics anyways. It might annoy Sera that Alec wasn't the most practical minded but she was glad of it at the moment. Nine year olds shouldn't have to worry about political dynamics, especially something as complicated as their family. She shook her head when he argued that he wasn't getting any ideas but when she saw his eyes light up at the fireworks Sera narrowed her eyes at her brother and grabbed him by his ear, "Oh no you don't. We are not getting fireworks. Mum would kill you and then Dad would kill me for letting you get something like that."
------------------------------------------------------------------------ Clever and well-spoken, With a will to succeed, I believe the house of your forebears is a good one here... Slytherin!
You were a child, crawling- On your knees toward it... Making Mama so proud; But your voice is too loud. We like to watch you laughing, As you pick the insects off plants. No time to think of consequences, No time to control yourself.
ΛĿƐӾΛИDƐŔ ṖĤĪĿĿĪṖ ΛѴƐŔY nine years old │ little brother │ pureblood
Alec looked at her in shock for a moment when she ruffled his hair and kissed him on the forehead. Sera didn't kiss him, and he didn't kiss her. He was just grateful he wasn't forced to hold her hand in public anymore. Still, he didn't understand why she was being so lovey-dovey all of a sudden. She hated his bugs, real or fake. "What are you- get off, Sera," he complained, trying to sidestep her. "They won't catch me," he muttered in response to her warning. "They never do." This wasn't strictly true; he did get caught, and frequently, but usually after whatever he was getting in trouble for had already happened.
He pouted when his sister pointed out whatever he did wasn't going to make Wendy feel bad. He tried his best to tune out what she said next; Alec was notoriously bad at keeping up with whatever was going on with the family, but at the word 'heir' he looked up. "I hate him," he said, though he barely knew the Ravenclaw and had only met him in person a few times. All he remembered was a dark haired boy who'd gotten married a year or two ago. "Dad should be heir, not him." He at least grasped that much. What right did some Ravenclaw have to be in charge of everything? He wasn't a real Avery.
He yelped in pain when she caught him by the ears and dug his feet in an attempt to keep from being pulled away from the display. "They don't have to know," he protested. "We don't have to tell them!" He managed to wrench his ear out of her grip and glowered, massaging it. "Can I at least get sweets then?" Without really waiting for a response he darted over to the shelves piled with sweets, eyeing the sugar hexes in particular. They were the cheapest, too.
OOC:
mc2
Take only what you need from it; A family of trees wanting to be haunted. The water is warm but it's sending me shivers... A baby is born, crying out for attention. Memories fade like looking through a fogged mirror; Decisions are made and not bought. I thought this wouldn't hurt a lot; I guess not.
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2016 3:55 pm
xSera Maybelle Averyxxxxx xxxx<4th Year>
Time: Summer 2032 Dressed: to conquer ------------------------------------------------------------------------xx
Sera chuckled as Alec complained about her sudden (and definitely unexpected) display of affection. It just made her want to wrap him in a hug all the more. What was wrong with her? Did girls in puberty start becoming more maternal and cutesy. It was nauseating. She sometimes really wished she had been born as a boy. It would have made her life easier. She raised a brow at her brother as he argued he was never caught and said, "No? Then what do Mum and Dad get all those owls from your school about? Good behavior? I know better than that, munchkin."
Alec's pout when she pointed out the impracticality of pranking Wendy in effort to make her feel bad was expected. She knew he was tuning out her lecture about family politics because he always did. The fact annoyed her since he was a boy and heir to their father that he should pay attention. If the family wasn't so antiquated and stuck on the males are superior nonsense she would be inheriting from her father someday. Instead she was a useless girl. Alec's venom in speaking about the Avery family heir surprised her, and she was sure he picked it up from their father. Their father spoke of it enough. "He should, but life isn't fair," Sera pointed out. If it was fair it wouldn't matter that she was a girl.
Soon the two were back to being ordinary siblings and Alec was wiggling in her ear hold before he managed to finally get away. "What's the use of something if you won't use it? And if you use them Dad and Mum would find out right away and they'd want to know where you got them," She sighed before Alec accepted that fireworks were a battle he could not win and moved on to sweets. "Sure, sweets are fine. Just don't spend all your money here. You might want something from the quidditch shop or something later. I'm warning you now I'm not going to spend my spending money to make up for the fact you can't plan ahead."
------------------------------------------------------------------------ Clever and well-spoken, With a will to succeed, I believe the house of your forebears is a good one here... Slytherin!
I am the firexxx I am burning brighterxxxxxx Roaring like a stormxxx And I am the onexxxxxxxxx
xxxxxxxxxxxLocationxxx Diagon Alleyxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxCompanionxxx Joellenxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxMoodxxx Concerned and thrilledxxxxxx
Elysia threw the doors open, pushing past some teenagers just dawdling at the doorway. She looked around the shop, listening closely to everything going on around her. The teenagers were about to say something until they saw the dirty shoe, wand in her hand, and the crazed look in her eyes. Without a word, she dashed back out of the shop and off towards the next. She would find Joellen, she had to. xxxOOC:xxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxx
xxxI've been waiting for xxxxxxScreaming like a siren xxxAlive and burning brighter xxxxxxxxxI am the fire
