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 Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 5:32 pm
(OoC: I made a thread like this in one of the other anon guilds and people seemed to enjoy it, so I thought I'd make one over here. This will basically be a place for me to just post random stories and other assorted writings that have to do with anons or nothing at all. Feel free to post your own things or give me prompts to write from. Just please no Romeo and Juliet in the form of fruit, that was trip from start to finish...
I'll probably just start by posting some of the old stuff from my original thread.)
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 5:37 pm
(OoC: The anon theme song! Kinda! Not really!)
Bittersweet Anon This got written after talking to fellow anons in TC... I made an Addams Family joke and ended up rewriting the lyrics to fit the anons a bit...
The Anon Family
They’re creepy and they’re cuties,
Mysterious and kinky,
They’re all together kooky,
The Anon Family!
They’re house is a museum,
Where people come to see ‘em.
They really are a scream,
The Anon Family.
-snap snap-
Kink!
-Snap snap-
Sweet!
-Snap snap-
Creeps!
-Strange noises-
So get some sexy clothes on,
Some paper you can write on,
We’re gonna pay a call on,
The Anon Family.
They’re creepy and they’re cuties,
Mysterious and kinky,
They’re all together kooky,
The Anon Family!
-Noises-
Strange!
-Snap snap-
Deranged!
The Anon Family!
-Snap snap-
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 5:38 pm
(OoC: So, uh... Here's the Romeo and Juliet as told by fruit... I'm sorry.) Quote: The Tragic Love Story of an Apple and an Orange... Sort of...
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away there was the Apple clan and the Orange clan. The clans had been at war with each other for centuries and there seemed to be no foreseeable end to their conflict. The head of the Apple clan had a beautiful daughter by the name of Rose Apple while the head of the Orange clan had a strong, handsome son named Blood Orange.
Now the Orange clan had a dark secret. Young Blood Orange was a Juicepire. Every night he would raid the Apple’s villages, draining the residents of their juice, until one night he saw her. He saw and began to lust after Rose Apple, daughter of the Apple Clan chief. He began to stalk her and watch her sleep through her window at night until he could no longer stand the pent up feelings anymore and kidnapped her. This of course caused general outrage in the ranks of both clans.
The Apples wanted her back and the Oranges wanted her dead.
Of course, Blood didn’t want her dead and was forced to flee with his captive who wanted nothing to do with him. She fought him in every way she could, biting, kicking, screaming... You name it, she did it. It was during this flight that Blood Orange realized something. It wasn’t lust that he felt, but love. When he told Rose this, she of course stated that she hated his guts, and who could blame her really… But this infuriated Blood to the point where he lost the little control he had over his Juicepireness, which had been weakened due to not being able to feed properly while on the run, and he raped and drained young Rose of her juice.
When he came to his senses and saw what he had done, Blood was devastated. In his grief, he turned back and faced the combined forces of the Apple and Orange clans, felling many of their warriors before they finally took him down. The clans then went their separate ways to mourn.
And to this day, the Apple Clan and the Orange Clan are still at war.
((Oh the randomness that is suggested I write about... You may thank Whimsy and Monster for this one...))
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 5:40 pm
Quote: There once was a beggar named Sorel,
Who lived by an old mural.
The woman loved to sing,
Especially in the spring,
Singing all the day,
Without delay.
Now there was a pop star named Carl,
Who one day old Sorel.
He listened in wonder,
And decided to plunder,
The beggar woman’s talent,
For he wasn’t all that gallant.
Fortunately, Sorel caught wind,
Of the pop stars plan and grinned.
She let him start his game,
And she began to collect fame,
She outsmarted Carl,
Which caused him to snarl.
((I don't really like this one to be honest... But it's all that would come to mind so I wrote it...))
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 5:41 pm
Quote: Somewhere deep within the secret government laboratories, they have created the ultimate weapon… But that is a different story for a different time…
Today our story is about the secret ingredient of everyone’s favorite brand of bubble gum, Shark’s Blood. That secret ingredient being… Shark’s blood. The blood of sharks.
Shark’s blood is what gives Shark’s Blood is nice red coloring and unique flavoring! It’s also been proven to be highly addictive somehow, though they are still trying to figure out the why’s and how’s on that. All we really know is that the shark’s blood in Shark’s Blood is the reason it has become so popular and…
What do you mean they’ve stopped production?
((Why do people give me such strange topics..?))
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 5:44 pm
(OoC: ... I forgot how weird things people asked me to write could be. Good lord...)
Quote: Dear lord, this took forever... And it Still doesn't seem quite right... Ah well...
Gaia Anon Style!
Gaia Anon style!
Anon style!
I love an anon who is sweet and kind by day,
A horror anon who knows how to enjoy causing a good fright,
An anon whose heart gets hotter when night comes,
An anon with an unexpected of twist.
I’m an anon,
An anon who can warm your heart with poems during the day,
An anon who takes care of all your fandom needs,
An anon whose clothes vanish when the night comes,
Those kind of anons.
Sweethearts and kinky!
Yes you. (Hey!) Yes you. (Hey!)
Horror and silly!
Now lets keep going until the event ends!
Gaia Anon style!
Anon style!
Gaia Anon style! Anon style!
Gaia Anon style! Anon style!
Gaia Anon style!
Eh- Gaia Anon~! Gai, gai, gai gai Gaia Anon style!
Eh- Gaia Anon~! oh oh oh oh...
An anon who is shy but will still come out to play,
An anon who lets their scare out when the perfect time arrives,
An anon who leaves us wanting more each time they make an appearance,
Anons like that.
I’m an anon,
An anon who seems calm but gets flirty in the night,
An anon who goes completely crazy at the first sign of blood,
An anon who has bulging ideas rather than muscles,
Those kind of anons.
Sweethearts and kinky!
Yes you. (Hey!) Yes you (Hey!)
Horror and silly!
Yes you. (Hey!) Yes you. (Hey!)
Now lets keep going until the event ends!
Gaia Anon Style! Anon Style!
Gaia Anon Style! Anon Style!
Gaia Anon Style!
Eh- Gaia Anon! Gai, gai, gai gai… Gaia Anon Style!
Eh- Gaia Anon! oh oh oh oh...
On top of the normal Gaian is the Gaia Anon, baby baby,
I’m an anon who knows a thing or two.
On top of the normal Gaian is the Gaia Anon, baby baby,
I’m an anon who knows a thing or two.
You know what I’m saying!
Gaia Anon Style!
Eh- Gaia Anon~! Gai, gai, gai gai... Gaia Anon Style!
Eh- Gaia Anon~! oh oh oh oh...
Yes you. (Hey!) Yes you. (Hey!)
Shall we go all the way from now on?
Gaia Anon Style! Anon Style!
Gaia Anon Style! Anon Style!
Gaia Anon Style!
Eh- Gaia Anon~! Gai, gai, gai gai... Gaia Anon Style!
Eh- Gaia Anon~! oh oh oh oh...
Gaia Anon Style!
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 5:46 pm
(OoC: ... I wish I could blame the others for this, but this one was all me.)
Quote: I got the Power Rangers theme stuck in my head while driving home... Then this happened...
They've got a power and a force
That you've never seen before.
They've got the ability to gift
And to even up the score.
No one can ever track them down
Anonymity lies on their siiiide.
Go Go Anon Gifters!
Go Go Anon Gifters!
Go Go Anon Gifters!
Mighty Hidden Anon Gifters!
They know the fate of the event is lying in their hands.
They know to only use their gifting to bring happiness.
No one will ever track them down,
Anonymity lies on their siiiide.
Go Go Anon Gifters!
Go Go Anon Gifters!
Go Go Anon Gifters!
Mighty Hidden Anon Gifters!
No one can ever track them down
Anonymity lies on their siiiide.
Go Go Anon Gifters!
Go Go Anon Gifters!
Go Go Anon Gifters!
You Mighty Hidden Anon Gifters!
Go Go Anon Gifters!
Go Go Anon Gifters!
Go Go Anon Gifters!
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 5:48 pm
(OoC: I never did write more than two of these... Maybe I should try to pick them up again.) Quote: Anon Misadventures
Chapter One: Misty
Once upon a time that wasn’t all that long ago, there was an Anon named Misty who went out for a walk. Misty, or the Mistletoe Anon, was walking along minding her own business when suddenly a wild Mafia appears! They planned on spritenapping her and holding her for ransom. She was luckily faster than them, and was managing to keep ahead in what was turning into a wild goose chase.
They ran up and down streets, through buildings, over sea, under hill, and just about anywhere they could run when they suddenly ended up in an Ikea. Misty managed to lose her pursuers but in the process she managed to lose herself in the labyrinth that is an Ikea store. She was stuck for days, eating at the Ikea food court thing to stay alive as she tried to find a way out. As she wandered, she kept seeing a strange door that seemed to glow.
Curiosity eventually got the better of her and she opened the door the next time she saw it and was amazed at what she saw. The door somehow led to a huge field of strawberries. She excitedly enters the field and begins to eat the delicious strawberries when she noticed that she could see her home from there.
Quote: Anon Misadventures Chapter Two: Temptress
Long ago, which really wasn’t all that long really, lived a kink anon known as the Temptress and was an anon that almost everyone had at least heard of. She was sitting in her room doing whatever it is temptresses do when they’re alone when she hears the doorbell ring. She barely manages to open it when she’s suddenly tackled by a green blur yelling, “Mamae!” Laughing a bit, Temp manages to detach the sprite who seemed to be covered in something sticky.
“And what have you been into?”, Temp asks as she leads Misty to the bathroom to clean up. Mistletoe begins telling about her misadventure with the mafia people who wanted her tail and how she had gotten lost in Ikea when she tried to hide. She finally gets to the part where she escapes the labyrinth and ended up in a large field of strawberries, the berries being why she was sticky. Her story done and body clean, the sprite climbs out of the bath and dries herself off. “How about some chocolate after such an adventure.”, Temp says as the two head back out to the living room. “Oh, oh! Can we have pudding?”, Misty asks, wiggling in excitement. Temp smiles and leads the way to the kitchen. “Of course.”
Unfortunately, there wasn’t any premade pudding to be found. Fortunately, Temp did have the ingredients necessary to make some. Mixing the ingredients, she puts it onto the oven to heat when she hears a muffled cry for help. Stepping into the living room, the first thing she see’s is Misty somehow tangled up in a blanket. “Mamae!”, a muffled wail from the writhing blanket. Temp hurries over and starts to untangle the sprite, a task that sounds much easier said than done with all the panicked wiggling. After several minutes of struggle, Misty is clinging to Temps back and shooting glares at the blanket as they head back to the kitchen. “How did you manage to get tang-“, Temps words are cutoff by a loud ‘ker-bloosh’ and pudding goes everywhere. A stunned and pudding covered Temp staring at the pot the pudding at been in, Misty laughing her little green butt off at the other woman’s chocolaty fate.
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 5:49 pm
Quote: Just made some minor changes to Elvis Presley's 'I Need Your Love Tonight'
Oh, oh, oh I love you so,
Uh, uh, uh, I can't let you go,
Ooh, ooh, don't tell me no,
I need your anon this event~!
Oh, gee, the way you anon,
Sweedee, too good to miss,
Wow-whee, want more of this,
I need your anon this event~!
I've been waiting just for this event,
To do some anoning and hunt you down,
Don't tell me, anon, you gotta go,
I got the gifting high and the slow event low~!
Hey, now, read what I say,
Oh, wow, you better stay,
Pow, pow, don't run away,
I need your anon this event~!
I need your anon this event~!
I need your anon this event~!
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 5:50 pm
Quote: An Anon edit of 'All I Ask of You' from The Phantom of the Opera
(Anon)
No more talk of darkness,
Forget these wide-eyed fears,
I'm here, nothing can harm you,
My words will warm and calm you.
Let me be your anon,
Let gifting dry your tears,
I'm here, with you, beside you,
To woo you and gift troll you.
(Gaian)
Say you'll anon me every waking moment,
Turn my head with talk of Valentines,
Say you need me with you now and always,
Promise me that all you say is true,
That's all I ask of you.
[Anon]
Let me be your anon,
Let me be your light,
You're safe, no one will find you,
Your fears are far behind you.
[Gaian]
All I want are anons,
A world with no more night,
And you, always beside me,
To hold me and to hide me.
[Anon]
Then say you'll let me share with you one poem, one story,
Let me lead you from your solitude,
Say you need me with you here, beside you,
Anywhere you go, let me go too,
Gaian, that's all I ask of you.
[Gaian]
Say you'll share with me one song, one drawing,
Say the word and I will follow you.
[Both]
Share each anon with me, each night, each morning
[Gaian]
Say you love me.
[Anon]
You know I do.
[Both]
Love me, that's all I ask of you,
Anywhere you go, let me go too,
Love me, that's all I ask of you.
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 5:51 pm
(OoC: Transferred all I'm willing to post in here. Mostly just wanted the more light hearted things in here. Anywho's, all I got for now but now I'm wondering why people liked making me do song parody's...)
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:03 pm
Early last year, one of Netflix's mobile apps glitched, causing the summaries of multiple programs to get mashed together. Then after Netflix fixed it, someone created a website that does the same thing. I want you to go to that site and use one of the summaries you get as a prompt.
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Anon Caedere Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:09 pm
*has made self comfy on Bitters's back* I like these song parodies you do. I'll have to think on a prompt though.
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:11 pm
Nef and Minty have to get along for some reason. emotion_awesome
Just kidding. No point in asking them implausible xD
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:52 pm
Quote: This animated series uses a group of cheerful and adventurous crayons to introduce very young viewers to all the colors of the rainbow. Meanwhile, Eric's brother and best friend are both experiencing trouble with their own relationships and want to warn him about challenges of marriage. (OoC: -squints at Cae, squints at movie thing, squints at Cae- I would do this one if the second part was funnier.)
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