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And I did so by not brushing my teeth for about eighteen years. And now my molars are riddled in cavities. Like... ********, man. I don't have the money for this right now. My teeth have always looked nice, probably because I drank like half a gallon of milk every day up until recently and had an excess of calcium, so I never really bothered with brushing them. But now I'm probably going to have to get like half of my teeth pulled and drilled and my mouth will never look the same again. All covered in fillings and whatnot.
And while I'm bitching about my mouth, I also think I have TMJ. My jaw pops painfully whenever I open my mouth and it constantly hurts at the joints. If it is TMJ, which I really hope it's not, it'll never go away. I mean, I can get a green card for it which usually I would consider an up-side, but I've already tried smoking to ease the pain and it just makes it much worse. Right now I'm doing half a bottle of ibuprofen and icing it every day, but that only does so much.

I wish I could just get my jaw removed. sad