ANYBODY HOME?

[thatonebritishdude]

This guikd is dead. DEAD DEAD DEAD. MOW WE CAN BE ALONE.  

[Obiwan-in-a-pudding]

Dylan, my mate, this was a great plan. Imagine we are alone in a deserted school having a secret date like the start of a Japanese horror movie.
Today I went to the grocery store and only bought a banana but they still gave me a slip and put it in a plastic bag.
Wait, slip and banana in the same sentence but it was not about falling?

how have you been doing lately?  

[thatonebritishdude]

I have been fine, thanks. Why did you go to a store and just buy a banana?

I,m so alone. THERE IS NO ONE HERE BESIDE ME.  

[Obiwan-in-a-pudding]

Because I'm broke.  

[thatonebritishdude]

Sing the song with me.  

[Obiwan-in-a-pudding]

I don't know what your singing.
Anyway, isn't it 22:55 in Cambridge?
You should go to sleep. goodnight sweetie.  

[Obiwan-in-a-pudding]

Good morning. I baked you a virtual muffin. *kisses*  

[Obiwan-in-a-pudding]

Why u no talk to me?  

[thatonebritishdude]

pissy-angel-rin

Why u no talk to me?

I am sorry, I just got home from work. You should look up "fangirls" on youtube. there is this thing about a fangirl club and the one called "A Very Fangirl Christmas" is very awesome.  

[Obiwan-in-a-pudding]

thatonebritishdude

pissy-angel-rin

Why u no talk to me?

I am sorry, I just got home from work. You should look up "fangirls" on youtube. there is this thing about a fangirl club and the one called "A Very Fangirl Christmas" is very awesome.

I forgive you. Also, I looked it up. It was so funny. I love you sweetie. I wish you were still here with me in America.
How about I call you tomorrow. Now, its late, go to sleep.  

[thatonebritishdude]

I will not go to sleep!! I want to talk to you. sing with me: I cried. Never gonna hold the hand of another guy. Too young for him they told her, waiting for the love of a traveling soldier.  

[Obiwan-in-a-pudding]

thatonebritishdude

I will not go to sleep!! I want to talk to you. sing with me: I cried. Never gonna hold the hand of another guy. Too young for him they told her, waiting for the love of a traveling soldier.

Our love will never end, waiting for that soldier to come back again. Never more to be alone when a letter said a soldiers comin home.
Are you feeding yourself? Do I need to be mailing food to England.
Oh. wow, wouldnt that be expensive. I can barely Keep myself fed.  

[thatonebritishdude]

I'm alright over here. good night poppet.  

[Obiwan-in-a-pudding]

PLEASE BE AWAKE, PLEASE BE AWAKE!!! I have so much to say.  

[thatonebritishdude]

I'm here.