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 Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2014 5:12 pm
I wrote most of these a while ago and had them posted in one of the anon guilds... Thought you guys may like to read them... People may post their own parody's and stuff here if they wish...
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Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2014 5:13 pm
Bittersweet Anon This got written after talking to fellow anons in TC... I made an Addams Family joke and ended up rewriting the lyrics to fit the anons a bit...
The Anon Family
They’re creepy and they’re cuties,
Mysterious and kinky,
They’re all together kooky,
The Anon Family!
They’re house is a museum,
Where people come to see ‘em.
They really are a scream,
The Anon Family.
-snap snap-
Kink!
-Snap snap-
Sweet!
-Snap snap-
Creeps!
-Strange noises-
So get some sexy clothes on,
Some paper you can write on,
We’re gonna pay a call on,
The Anon Family.
They’re creepy and they’re cuties,
Mysterious and kinky,
They’re all together kooky,
The Anon Family!
-Noises-
Strange!
-Snap snap-
Deranged!
The Anon Family!
-Snap snap-
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Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2014 5:14 pm
Bittersweet Anon Dear lord, this took forever... And it Still doesn't seem quite right... Ah well...
Gaia Anon Style!
Gaia Anon style!
Anon style!
I love an anon who is sweet and kind by day,
A horror anon who knows how to enjoy causing a good fright,
An anon whose heart gets hotter when night comes,
An anon with an unexpected of twist.
I’m an anon,
An anon who can warm your heart with poems during the day,
An anon who takes care of all your fandom needs,
An anon whose clothes vanish when the night comes,
Those kind of anons.
Sweethearts and kinky!
Yes you. (Hey!) Yes you. (Hey!)
Horror and silly!
Now lets keep going until the event ends!
Gaia Anon style!
Anon style!
Gaia Anon style! Anon style!
Gaia Anon style! Anon style!
Gaia Anon style!
Eh- Gaia Anon~! Gai, gai, gai gai Gaia Anon style!
Eh- Gaia Anon~! oh oh oh oh...
An anon who is shy but will still come out to play,
An anon who lets their scare out when the perfect time arrives,
An anon who leaves us wanting more each time they make an appearance,
Anons like that.
I’m an anon,
An anon who seems calm but gets flirty in the night,
An anon who goes completely crazy at the first sign of blood,
An anon who has bulging ideas rather than muscles,
Those kind of anons.
Sweethearts and kinky!
Yes you. (Hey!) Yes you (Hey!)
Horror and silly!
Yes you. (Hey!) Yes you. (Hey!)
Now lets keep going until the event ends!
Gaia Anon Style! Anon Style!
Gaia Anon Style! Anon Style!
Gaia Anon Style!
Eh- Gaia Anon! Gai, gai, gai gai… Gaia Anon Style!
Eh- Gaia Anon! oh oh oh oh...
On top of the normal Gaian is the Gaia Anon, baby baby,
I’m an anon who knows a thing or two.
On top of the normal Gaian is the Gaia Anon, baby baby,
I’m an anon who knows a thing or two.
You know what I’m saying!
Gaia Anon Style!
Eh- Gaia Anon~! Gai, gai, gai gai... Gaia Anon Style!
Eh- Gaia Anon~! oh oh oh oh...
Yes you. (Hey!) Yes you. (Hey!)
Shall we go all the way from now on?
Gaia Anon Style! Anon Style!
Gaia Anon Style! Anon Style!
Gaia Anon Style!
Eh- Gaia Anon~! Gai, gai, gai gai... Gaia Anon Style!
Eh- Gaia Anon~! oh oh oh oh...
Gaia Anon Style!
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Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2014 5:15 pm
Bittersweet Anon I got the Power Rangers theme stuck in my head while driving home... Then this happened...
They've got a power and a force
That you've never seen before.
They've got the ability to gift
And to even up the score.
No one can ever track them down
Anonymity lies on their siiiide.
Go Go Anon Gifters!
Go Go Anon Gifters!
Go Go Anon Gifters!
Mighty Hidden Anon Gifters!
They know the fate of the event is lying in their hands.
They know to only use their gifting to bring happiness.
No one will ever track them down,
Anonymity lies on their siiiide.
Go Go Anon Gifters!
Go Go Anon Gifters!
Go Go Anon Gifters!
Mighty Hidden Anon Gifters!
No one can ever track them down
Anonymity lies on their siiiide.
Go Go Anon Gifters!
Go Go Anon Gifters!
Go Go Anon Gifters!
You Mighty Hidden Anon Gifters!
Go Go Anon Gifters!
Go Go Anon Gifters!
Go Go Anon Gifters!
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Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2014 5:16 pm
Bittersweet Anon Just made some minor changes to Elvis Presley's 'I Need Your Love Tonight'
Oh, oh, oh I love you so,
Uh, uh, uh, I can't let you go,
Ooh, ooh, don't tell me no,
I need your anon this event~!
Oh, gee, the way you anon,
Sweedee, too good to miss,
Wow-whee, want more of this,
I need your anon this event~!
I've been waiting just for this event,
To do some anoning and hunt you down,
Don't tell me, anon, you gotta go,
I got the gifting high and the slow event low~!
Hey, now, read what I say,
Oh, wow, you better stay,
Pow, pow, don't run away,
I need your anon this event~!
I need your anon this event~!
I need your anon this event~!
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Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2014 5:17 pm
Bittersweet Anon An Anon edit of 'All I Ask of You' from The Phantom of the Opera
(Anon)
No more talk of darkness,
Forget these wide-eyed fears,
I'm here, nothing can harm you,
My words will warm and calm you.
Let me be your anon,
Let gifting dry your tears,
I'm here, with you, beside you,
To woo you and gift troll you.
(Gaian)
Say you'll anon me every waking moment,
Turn my head with talk of Valentines,
Say you need me with you now and always,
Promise me that all you say is true,
That's all I ask of you.
[Anon]
Let me be your anon,
Let me be your light,
You're safe, no one will find you,
Your fears are far behind you.
[Gaian]
All I want are anons,
A world with no more night,
And you, always beside me,
To hold me and to hide me.
[Anon]
Then say you'll let me share with you one poem, one story,
Let me lead you from your solitude,
Say you need me with you here, beside you,
Anywhere you go, let me go too,
Gaian, that's all I ask of you.
[Gaian]
Say you'll share with me one song, one drawing,
Say the word and I will follow you.
[Both]
Share each anon with me, each night, each morning
[Gaian]
Say you love me.
[Anon]
You know I do.
[Both]
Love me, that's all I ask of you,
Anywhere you go, let me go too,
Love me, that's all I ask of you.
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Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2014 5:19 pm
I never did continue writing these... Bittersweet Anon Anon Misadventures
Chapter One: Misty
Once upon a time that wasn’t all that long ago, there was an Anon named Misty who went out for a walk. Misty, or the Mistletoe Anon, was walking along minding her own business when suddenly a wild Mafia appears! They planned on spritenapping her and holding her for ransom. She was luckily faster than them, and was managing to keep ahead in what was turning into a wild goose chase.
They ran up and down streets, through buildings, over sea, under hill, and just about anywhere they could run when they suddenly ended up in an Ikea. Misty managed to lose her pursuers but in the process she managed to lose herself in the labyrinth that is an Ikea store. She was stuck for days, eating at the Ikea food court thing to stay alive as she tried to find a way out. As she wandered, she kept seeing a strange door that seemed to glow.
Curiosity eventually got the better of her and she opened the door the next time she saw it and was amazed at what she saw. The door somehow led to a huge field of strawberries. She excitedly enters the field and begins to eat the delicious strawberries when she noticed that she could see her home from there.
Bittersweet Anon Anon Misadventures Chapter Two: Temp Long ago, which really wasn’t all that long really, lived a kink anon known as the Temptress and was an anon that almost everyone had at least heard of. She was sitting in her room doing whatever it is temptresses do when they’re alone when she hears the doorbell ring. She barely manages to open it when she’s suddenly tackled by a green blur yelling, “Mamae!” Laughing a bit, Temp manages to detach the sprite who seemed to be covered in something sticky. “And what have you been into?”, Temp asks as she leads Misty to the bathroom to clean up. Mistletoe begins telling about her misadventure with the mafia people who wanted her tail and how she had gotten lost in Ikea when she tried to hide. She finally gets to the part where she escapes the labyrinth and ended up in a large field of strawberries, the berries being why she was sticky. Her story done and body clean, the sprite climbs out of the bath and dries herself off. “How about some chocolate after such an adventure.”, Temp says as the two head back out to the living room. “Oh, oh! Can we have pudding?”, Misty asks, wiggling in excitement. Temp smiles and leads the way to the kitchen. “Of course.” Unfortunately, there wasn’t any premade pudding to be found. Fortunately, Temp did have the ingredients necessary to make some. Mixing the ingredients, she puts it onto the oven to heat when she hears a muffled cry for help. Stepping into the living room, the first thing she see’s is Misty somehow tangled up in a blanket. “Mamae!”, a muffled wail from the writhing blanket. Temp hurries over and starts to untangle the sprite, a task that sounds much easier said than done with all the panicked wiggling. After several minutes of struggle, Misty is clinging to Temps back and shooting glares at the blanket as they head back to the kitchen. “How did you manage to get tang-“, Temps words are cutoff by a loud ‘ker-bloosh’ and pudding goes everywhere. A stunned and pudding covered Temp staring at the pot the pudding at been in, Misty laughing her little green butt off at the other woman’s chocolaty fate.
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Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2014 5:36 pm
shoot me now for doing this please... I was lurking in the treads and saw people begging for anons... this is the first thing that popped in my head when I saw them. Quote: Hey I just met you And this is Crazy I want a gift now anon me maybe?
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Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2014 5:48 pm
I wish guilds had tip buttons. DX I'd so tip all those.
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Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2014 11:35 am
^ what she said.
Also now I have Call Me Maybe stuck in my head.
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The Rose Prince Anon Captain
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Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2014 7:54 pm
The Rose Prince Anon ^ what she said.
Also now I have Call Me Maybe stuck in my head. Great... Now I want to make a parody of that...
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Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2014 4:32 pm
Freaque of Nature shoot me now for doing this please... I was lurking in the treads and saw people begging for anons... this is the first thing that popped in my head when I saw them. Quote: Hey I just met you And this is Crazy I want a gift now anon me maybe?
Help me baaaaaabyyyyy~!
I'd like a gift now!
Anon me maybe?"
The Lightbringer adds on to the song, feeling a sense of shame as he hangs his head.
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Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2014 5:36 pm
At work today, there was a song on the radio that just made me think of you all. So I started changing it a bit in my mind as I went about, and now it is this... this thing. Quote: The Power of Love - Loreen
"Let your inbox be filling
Let me know when you read it
Beautiful and revealing
The anon's control
Let your heart take a reading
Let it flow with the rhymes
read the words and be willing
To just let go
I got a message
Tonight I'll send you it
Let it just take you
The poem will guide you
Baby when you find it
As soon as I've sent it
I'll throw you some love again
We got the anons
We got the anons
We got the anons
We got the anons
To make you love
We got the anons
We got the anons
I know what you're seeking
Secretly I can send it
Every word that I'm Writing
For your beautiful soul
Let your heart take a reading
Push your love to the ceiling
The anon of love is what you're feeling
When the inbox close
I got a message
Tonight I'll send you it
Let it just take you
The poem will guide you
Baby when you find it
As soon as I've sent it
I'll throw you some love again
We got the anons
We got the anons
We got the anons
We got the anons
To make you love
We got the anons
We got the anons
(to make you love, baby)"
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Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2014 9:25 pm
(Freak, my sweet~! I love it.)
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