[GA] Corrupt A Wish

[Fool the Gander]

The Corrupt A Wish Game

A game I remember playing a lot in the Word Game and Other forum.
Good times. I also play it in other guilds I am in as well.

How to Play: One person makes a wish and the next poster corrupts
it and then make a wish of their own.

Example:

• Post 1 - I wish I had some cake.
  
• Post 2 - Granted but it gives you food poisoning. I wish... etc etc


I will start: I wish I had more free time.

 

[DragonSlayer Arcos]

Granted, but you spend your free time blind.

I wish I had a new car.  

[Fool the Gander]

Granted! But you get carjack the next day.

I wish I had longer hair.

 

[Junkyard Trashie]

Granted but is knotted and cannot be untangled. Ew.

I wish I had some tacos.  

[Cement Cake]

Granted but the ground meat was undercooked and gave you ecoli.

I wish I could win the game.  

[Fool the Gander]

Granted! But the prize for winning was a pile of rotten garbage. Yuck.

I wish for tickets to a rock concert.

 

[Cement Cake]

Granted. But it's a literal rock concert and the rocks just sit on the stage. Doing nothing. You paid 80$ for this?

I wish I weren't a muggle.  

[Darius D -deceased-]

Granted... You get to be the Weasly that dies at the end of the Harry Potter Series.

I wish life was all fun and games!

 

[DragonSlayer Arcos]

Granted, but with life all fun and games, you have no time to work, rendering you a bum.

I wish I Kellan Lutz was my boyfriend razz  

[Darius D -deceased-]

Granted! But he later becomes a drug attic and his addition drives the both of you down into the gutters.

I wish my face looked like the troll face!

 

[Bowiethenifty]

Granted! However you are shunned by your friends, family, and society thus having to live under a bridge for the rest of your days.

I wish I was immune to cold temperatures.  

[The_Sane_Hatter]

Granted! However to achieve so, you must constantly be on fire.

I wish for...... More wishes?  

[Sirus Omega]

Granted, however, you soon become subject to a serious concussion, making you brain dead in the process.

I wish I could be a Pokemon master.  

[Bowiethenifty]

Granted, you are now a pokemon master! However you are also admitted into an insane asylum due to this delusion.

I wish I could have a pool of money.  

[DragonSlayer Arcos]

Granted! However, someone left the drain open...bummer.

I wish I could fly!