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| Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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| The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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| Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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Ultrabord rolled 3 12-sided dice:
1, 8, 10
Total: 19 (3-36)
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 Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2024 9:27 am
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DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS The droid processes the creature's attacks and decides they were attempting to tickle the droid. How peculiar. The droid has a temporary processing meltdown because the creature was supposed to be aggressive and now it seems to be docile and playful. In its state of confusion, the droid attempts to tickle the creature in return. However, it forgot to change its arms from buzzsaws to something more playful.
Woody = 80
Droid = 250
if the bot gets destroyed, maybe Woody will write down a dramatic name reveal for the pesky periwinkle prince. come on bot, get wrecked already evil 10, 11, 12
Woody = 80
Droid = 165
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 1 12-sided dice:
4
Total: 4 (1-12)
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Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2024 6:29 am
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Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin oh no what ever will I do! lol ok a new battle begins hard, let's get it on droid! One hit! Queentintin=250 Droid-= 185
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 165
ahh the girl needs a shield!
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 165
oh no a demon droid, we must make it hurt, destroy it! must have a magic crystal to pull out! just wait! it worked I hit it! Queentintin= 165 Droid= 80
The new droid comes in behind the gloating girl and slashes her through the spine as she has her back turned.
Queentintin = 250
Droid = 250
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
4, 5, 6
Total: 15 (3-36)
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Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2024 6:32 am
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Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS The droid processes the creature's attacks and decides they were attempting to tickle the droid. How peculiar. The droid has a temporary processing meltdown because the creature was supposed to be aggressive and now it seems to be docile and playful. In its state of confusion, the droid attempts to tickle the creature in return. However, it forgot to change its arms from buzzsaws to something more playful.
Woody = 80
Droid = 250
if the bot gets destroyed, maybe Woody will write down a dramatic name reveal for the pesky periwinkle prince. come on bot, get wrecked already evil 10, 11, 12
Woody = 80
Droid = 165
The droid's HP display is broken! That must be the part that Woody just hit yesterday- for the second time! Or maybe the bot is just distracted by Woody's sign language (or maybe the bot is able to translate every variation of "Woody, I am.") They start cackling (or are those just their head branches shaking?)
The droid tries to shake off the distractions. It goes in with a ferociousness never before seen in a droid because it believes the creature is gaslighting it.
Woody = 80
Droid = 80
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
2, 12, 7
Total: 21 (3-36)
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Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2024 7:33 am
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DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin oh no what ever will I do! lol ok a new battle begins hard, let's get it on droid! One hit! Queentintin=250 Droid-= 185
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 165
ahh the girl needs a shield!
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 165
oh no a demon droid, we must make it hurt, destroy it! must have a magic crystal to pull out! just wait! it worked I hit it! Queentintin= 165 Droid= 80
Queentintin = 250
Droid = 250
I see some dirty fighting lol ok she manovers herself away , detonates a grenade towards it!
she gets a hit!
Queentintin=250
Droid =185 |
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Ultrabord rolled 3 12-sided dice:
10, 8, 9
Total: 27 (3-36)
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Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2024 9:38 am
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DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS The droid processes the creature's attacks and decides they were attempting to tickle the droid. How peculiar. The droid has a temporary processing meltdown because the creature was supposed to be aggressive and now it seems to be docile and playful. In its state of confusion, the droid attempts to tickle the creature in return. However, it forgot to change its arms from buzzsaws to something more playful.
Woody = 80
Droid = 250
if the bot gets destroyed, maybe Woody will write down a dramatic name reveal for the pesky periwinkle prince. come on bot, get wrecked already evil 10, 11, 12
Woody = 80
Droid = 165
The droid's HP display is broken! That must be the part that Woody just hit yesterday- for the second time! Or maybe the bot is just distracted by Woody's sign language (or maybe the bot is able to translate every variation of "Woody, I am.") They start cackling (or are those just their head branches shaking?)
Woody = 80
Droid = 80
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
2, 9, 7
Total: 18 (3-36)
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Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2024 5:12 am
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Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin ahh the girl needs a shield!
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 165
oh no a demon droid, we must make it hurt, destroy it! must have a magic crystal to pull out! just wait! it worked I hit it! Queentintin= 165 Droid= 80
Queentintin = 250
Droid = 250
I see some dirty fighting lol ok she manovers herself away , detonates a grenade towards it! she gets a hit! Queentintin=250 Droid =185
The droid shows the girl "dirty" fighting by grabbing up a handful of dirt and debris from the Training Room floor and throwing it in her face before moving in quickly and jabbing at her abdomen with its lightsaber.
Queentintin = 250
Droid = 165
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 2 12-sided dice:
1, 7
Total: 8 (2-24)
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Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2024 5:16 am
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Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS The droid processes the creature's attacks and decides they were attempting to tickle the droid. How peculiar. The droid has a temporary processing meltdown because the creature was supposed to be aggressive and now it seems to be docile and playful. In its state of confusion, the droid attempts to tickle the creature in return. However, it forgot to change its arms from buzzsaws to something more playful.
Woody = 80
Droid = 250
if the bot gets destroyed, maybe Woody will write down a dramatic name reveal for the pesky periwinkle prince. come on bot, get wrecked already evil 10, 11, 12
Woody = 80
Droid = 165
The droid's HP display is broken! That must be the part that Woody just hit yesterday- for the second time! Or maybe the bot is just distracted by Woody's sign language (or maybe the bot is able to translate every variation of "Woody, I am.") They start cackling (or are those just their head branches shaking?)
Woody = 80
Droid = 80
The only creature Woody would ever gaslight is the prince. They're wondering now if maybe gas would be an effective way to destroy this bot... well, it's obviously not a gas that reacts well with electrical sparks, because this bot is finally down! Woody will take a break and tomorrow the prince will give it one last chance, and has agreed to state their name, age, race and social security number (not that everybody doesn't already know they're a Polaroid photo and 23 in earth years)
The droid makes a bag of droid popcorn before the show begins. The droid offers it to the Prince. The popcorn is only edible to droids, though. It has bits of sharp shrapnel, screws, and staples in it.
Mysterious Prince = 250
Droid = 250
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
1, 7, 12
Total: 20 (3-36)
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Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2024 10:21 am
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DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin ahh the girl needs a shield!
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 165
oh no a demon droid, we must make it hurt, destroy it! must have a magic crystal to pull out! just wait! it worked I hit it! Queentintin= 165 Droid= 80
Queentintin = 250
Droid = 250
I see some dirty fighting lol ok she manovers herself away , detonates a grenade towards it! she gets a hit! Queentintin=250 Droid =185
Queentintin = 250
Droid = 165
that was dirty lol
she reflects his attempt! with her invisibility cloak on hehe
hits him with her mace!
and it's a hit!
Queentintin= 250
Droid= 80 oo |
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Ultrabord rolled 3 12-sided dice:
1, 6, 5
Total: 12 (3-36)
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Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2024 10:55 am
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
11, 11, 3
Total: 25 (3-36)
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Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2024 5:39 am
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Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin oh no a demon droid, we must make it hurt, destroy it! must have a magic crystal to pull out! just wait! it worked I hit it! Queentintin= 165 Droid= 80
Queentintin = 250
Droid = 250
I see some dirty fighting lol ok she manovers herself away , detonates a grenade towards it! she gets a hit! Queentintin=250 Droid =185
Queentintin = 250
Droid = 165
that was dirty lol she reflects his attempt! with her invisibility cloak on hehe hits him with her mace! and it's a hit! Queentintin= 250 Droid= 80 oo
The droid can't see the girl so it just randomly throws out several exploding caltrops in a protective circle around itself.
Queentintin = 80
Droid = 80
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
4, 3, 11
Total: 18 (3-36)
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Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2024 5:46 am
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Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS The droid makes a bag of droid popcorn before the show begins. The droid offers it to the Prince. The popcorn is only edible to droids, though. It has bits of sharp shrapnel, screws, and staples in it.
Mysterious Prince = 250
Droid = 250
You can't actually strike at a target who hasn't arrived yet. That's illegal as well as impossible, and wouldn't even count as a real strike because I'm the one who gets to choose the target and didn't specify yesterday. Obviously the prince chooses the hard bot again. 10, 11, 12 "Striking at thin air? They don't program you bots to be smart, do they? And you're hideous too." This bot also projects an illusion of Jabba the Hutt twerking. Unfortunately, that means the illusion is easier to hit than the actual bot. No name reveal today.
The droid tries to sweep around behind the Prince to give them a super-wedgie.
Mysterious Prince = 165
Droid = 250
OOC: It is not written but has been a customary courtesy for the Droid to automatically assume the residual dice after the defeat carry over to the next droid. If the player had wanted to pick a different droid, the player would just take up the residual rolls and use them on a second post.
So, if it was 10, 4, 3, and the 10 destroyed the droid, the player has two more attacks. If they don't make a second post specifying that they are choosing a new droid, the Droid continues with the previous difficulty level for the residual rolls. However, if the dice are 4, 10, 3, there is only one residual roll because the first die to appear in the round did no damage. Sorry for the unspoken details and assumptions. These rules are not written. This particular game has so many rules on the first page that it already intimidates most people. It has just been a grandfathered-in method of playing this game. |
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
3, 2, 5
Total: 10 (3-36)
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Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2024 6:09 am
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DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin oh no a demon droid, we must make it hurt, destroy it! must have a magic crystal to pull out! just wait! it worked I hit it! Queentintin= 165 Droid= 80
Queentintin = 250
Droid = 250
I see some dirty fighting lol ok she manovers herself away , detonates a grenade towards it! she gets a hit! Queentintin=250 Droid =185
Queentintin = 250
Droid = 165
that was dirty lol she reflects his attempt! with her invisibility cloak on hehe hits him with her mace! and it's a hit! Queentintin= 250 Droid= 80 oo
Queentintin = 80
Droid = 80
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Ultrabord rolled 3 12-sided dice:
1, 12, 9
Total: 22 (3-36)
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Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2024 6:33 pm
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DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS The droid makes a bag of droid popcorn before the show begins. The droid offers it to the Prince. The popcorn is only edible to droids, though. It has bits of sharp shrapnel, screws, and staples in it.
Mysterious Prince = 250
Droid = 250
You can't actually strike at a target who hasn't arrived yet. That's illegal as well as impossible, and wouldn't even count as a real strike because I'm the one who gets to choose the target and didn't specify yesterday. Obviously the prince chooses the hard bot again. 10, 11, 12 "Striking at thin air? They don't program you bots to be smart, do they? And you're hideous too." This bot also projects an illusion of Jabba the Hutt twerking. Unfortunately, that means the illusion is easier to hit than the actual bot. No name reveal today.
Mysterious Prince = 165
Droid = 250
OOC: It is not written but has been a customary courtesy for the Droid to automatically assume the residual dice after the defeat carry over to the next droid. If the player had wanted to pick a different droid, the player would just take up the residual rolls and use them on a second post.
So, if it was 10, 4, 3, and the 10 destroyed the droid, the player has two more attacks. If they don't make a second post specifying that they are choosing a new droid, the Droid continues with the previous difficulty level for the residual rolls. However, if the dice are 4, 10, 3, there is only one residual roll because the first die to appear in the round did no damage. Sorry for the unspoken details and assumptions. These rules are not written. This particular game has so many rules on the first page that it already intimidates most people. It has just been a grandfathered-in method of playing this game.
(Yeah I wasn't sure either tbh. I wasn't planning on going for a medium or easy bot this time so in this round it doesn't make a difference, but if I did it's good to know it's better to specify there. Also it's better if the OOC isn't in large font) |
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
1, 8, 8
Total: 17 (3-36)
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Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2024 6:07 am
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Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin I see some dirty fighting lol ok she manovers herself away , detonates a grenade towards it! she gets a hit! Queentintin=250 Droid =185
Queentintin = 250
Droid = 165
that was dirty lol she reflects his attempt! with her invisibility cloak on hehe hits him with her mace! and it's a hit! Queentintin= 250 Droid= 80 oo
Queentintin = 80
Droid = 80
ohh were down to nothing, she is visible and attacks, to finish it
The droid can see the girl now, so it raises its lightsaber and slashes at her as she jumps toward it.
Queentintin = 80
Droid = 80
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
11, 4, 11
Total: 26 (3-36)
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Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2024 6:11 am
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Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS The droid makes a bag of droid popcorn before the show begins. The droid offers it to the Prince. The popcorn is only edible to droids, though. It has bits of sharp shrapnel, screws, and staples in it.
Mysterious Prince = 250
Droid = 250
You can't actually strike at a target who hasn't arrived yet. That's illegal as well as impossible, and wouldn't even count as a real strike because I'm the one who gets to choose the target and didn't specify yesterday. Obviously the prince chooses the hard bot again. 10, 11, 12 "Striking at thin air? They don't program you bots to be smart, do they? And you're hideous too." This bot also projects an illusion of Jabba the Hutt twerking. Unfortunately, that means the illusion is easier to hit than the actual bot. No name reveal today.
Mysterious Prince = 165
Droid = 250
OOC: It is not written but has been a customary courtesy for the Droid to automatically assume the residual dice after the defeat carry over to the next droid. If the player had wanted to pick a different droid, the player would just take up the residual rolls and use them on a second post.
So, if it was 10, 4, 3, and the 10 destroyed the droid, the player has two more attacks. If they don't make a second post specifying that they are choosing a new droid, the Droid continues with the previous difficulty level for the residual rolls. However, if the dice are 4, 10, 3, there is only one residual roll because the first die to appear in the round did no damage. Sorry for the unspoken details and assumptions. These rules are not written. This particular game has so many rules on the first page that it already intimidates most people. It has just been a grandfathered-in method of playing this game. At least they get one good hit in while the bot is temporarily distracted. (Yeah I wasn't sure either tbh. I wasn't planning on going for a medium or easy bot this time so in this round it doesn't make a difference, but if I did it's good to know it's better to specify there. Also it's better if the OOC isn't in large font)
The droid takes a hit, but it is far too absorbed in the drama to take a break. The droid grabs the Meatbag's forearm and begins giving it an Indian Burn in the hopes that they will reveal their identity.
A Nonny Mouse = WOW! I didn't expect you to actually spontaneously combust. Perhaps you've been hanging around the foliage a bit too much?
Droid = 165
OOC: Good idea. I'll do that in the future. |
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