| What's grosser than gross? |
| 10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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8% |
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| 1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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| Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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| The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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16% |
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| Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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44% |
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
8, 4, 8
Total: 20 (3-24)
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 Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2024 6:10 am
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
7, 1, 5
Total: 13 (3-36)
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Ultrabord rolled 3 12-sided dice:
2, 11, 1
Total: 14 (3-36)
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2024 10:04 am
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DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS The droid tries to alter its hologram projector on its face. It tries to become somebody the boy didn't have such passionate hatred for. It goes for a celebrity look and dons the face of Mark Hamill and pulls out a lightsaber. It strikes an imposing pose and lunges at the boy. Ultrabord = 250 Droid = 80 Billy is no Jedi, nor Sith. His lightsaber glows a bit yellower-green as he slashes at the fake Luke. Unfortunately he was just distracted enough that all his strikes were dodged.
Ultrabord = 250
Droid = 80
Billy quotes one of his mom's favorite songs before slashing at the droid's torso once more. Billy needs to stop re-enacting family karaoke nights because it's very distracting.
Ultrabord = 250
Droid = 80
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sachara rolled 3 8-sided dice:
5, 8, 5
Total: 18 (3-24)
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Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2024 3:14 am
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice:
7, 8, 2
Total: 17 (3-24)
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
12, 3, 5
Total: 20 (3-36)
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Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2024 7:08 am
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 1 12-sided dice:
4
Total: 4 (1-12)
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Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2024 7:10 am
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Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS The droid tries to alter its hologram projector on its face. It tries to become somebody the boy didn't have such passionate hatred for. It goes for a celebrity look and dons the face of Mark Hamill and pulls out a lightsaber. It strikes an imposing pose and lunges at the boy. Ultrabord = 250 Droid = 80 Billy is no Jedi, nor Sith. His lightsaber glows a bit yellower-green as he slashes at the fake Luke. Unfortunately he was just distracted enough that all his strikes were dodged.
Ultrabord = 250
Droid = 80
Billy quotes one of his mom's favorite songs before slashing at the droid's torso once more. Billy needs to stop re-enacting family karaoke nights because it's very distracting.
Ultrabord = 250
Droid = 80
Joke's on the bot, Kryptonite is one of Billy's mom's personal favorite karaoke tunes so he hears it all the time. He sings along and swings his saber. Between singing, during the musical interlude, he slashes righ through the bot's torso.
The new droid comes in just in time to see the damage the boy can do. It backs away and lobs a thermal detonator at the boy to see how well he dodges.
Ultrabord = 250
Droid = 250
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Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2024 7:12 am
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sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPsachara = 250 droid = 140
Sachara = 140
Droid = 140
sachara = 140 droid = 0 The girl reflects the lightsaber!
Congratulations, Meatbag! Pick another droid *BRZZZT! and begin again! |
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
6, 7, 7
Total: 20 (3-24)
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Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2024 7:13 am
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
12, 11, 7
Total: 30 (3-36)
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Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2024 7:23 am
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Ultrabord rolled 3 12-sided dice:
3, 12, 2
Total: 17 (3-36)
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Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2024 9:30 am
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
6, 6, 5
Total: 17 (3-36)
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Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2024 11:49 pm
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Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HPnew battle new tactics!
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 250
is that so, have a few tricks up my sleeve! here an apple, *really a detonator!* 2 hits! take that! Queentintin= 165 droid = 80!
The droid blasts into pieces. It attempts to escape by throwing an electronet over the girl.
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 80
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
4, 7, 8
Total: 19 (3-36)
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Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2024 11:51 pm
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Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HPThe new droid comes in just in time to see the damage the boy can do. It backs away and lobs a thermal detonator at the boy to see how well he dodges.
Ultrabord = 250
Droid = 250
Billy is on a roll, so of course he dodges- full somersault as he finishes the Kryptonite song. "Sooooooooooome-"He pauses to decapitate this bot, who looks exactly like that 3 doors down/general Zod guy, probably feeding off the last bot- "BODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME, I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHE-ED!"The misses before and after because he's too busy trolling the bot were totally worth it.
The droid pulls out a vibroblade which happens to be actually the sharpest tool in its shed. It takes a few quick slashes at the boy's abdomen.
Ultrabord = 250
Droid = 165
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
6, 11, 8
Total: 25 (3-36)
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Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2024 6:09 am
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DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HPnew battle new tactics!
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 250
is that so, have a few tricks up my sleeve! here an apple, *really a detonator!* 2 hits! take that! Queentintin= 165 droid = 80!
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 80
The girl does some fancy Karate moves to knock it out !
and the droid is done! caput! hehe |
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sachara rolled 3 4-sided dice:
4, 3, 1
Total: 8 (3-12)
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