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DD-SCRAPS rolled 1 8-sided dice: 6 Total: 6 (1-8)

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2021 6:39 am
Felinophile
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Felinophile
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Felinophile
I pick a new droid and put it in its place by taking a baseball bat to its head.
Felinophile = 250
Droid = 195


The droid realizes its place is on the baseball field, but it has no baseballs. It improvises by throwing thermal detonators at the woman instead.
Felinophile = 195
Droid = 195


Of course, I just bat them all back at the droid.
Felinophile = 195
Droid = 30


The droid activates the Training Room's sprinkler system, hoping for a rain delay.
Felinophile = 85
Droid = 30


I hit a home run upside the droid's head.
Felinophile = 85
Droid = BOOM!


The droid pulls out a lightsaber and stabs the girl from behind as she gloats.
Felinophile = 195
Droid = 250
 
DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice: 11, 12, 1 Total: 24 (3-36)
PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2021 6:43 am
Regina De Corazon
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Regina De Corazon
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Regina De Corazon
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HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HP
I walk casually across the room as if I am lost and simply passing through.


A Hard Droid comes out to greet the girl. It ignites a saber in each hand and begins slashing at her feet in an effort to encourage her to dance.
Regina De Corazon = 250
Droid = 250


I easily avoid the droids clumsy slashes and jump over the droid twisting to land facing the droids back. I then ask the droid for directions to the battle training room as clearly it is a dance instructor.


The droid begins pulling up a map of the Temple up on its GPS device when its eyes glow bright red as it realizes the girl was insulting it. It notices the fancy shoes the girl is wearing and decides it is going to teach her to dance, after all. It drops its sabers and pulls out two blasters, which it begins firing at her feet to the sound of the music now coming from a speaker somewhere in its workings.
Regina De Corazon = 165
Droid = 250

My shoes are made of beskar as I have learned that these droids have a shoe fetish. As I do love to dance though I dance away from the droid laughing as I twirl my dress. If you don't know the way to the battle training room you could just say so. There is no need to take out your ignorance on my shoes...


The droid drops the blasters and goes in for a closer attack. It grabs the girl's arms and starts hitting her in the face with her own hands.
Regina De Corazon = Stop hitting yourself....stop hitting yourself...stop hitting yourself.....
Droid = 250
 

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Esme Marie Cullen rolled -sided dice: Total: 0 (-0)

Esme Marie Cullen

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2021 10:16 am
DD-SCRAPS
Esme Marie Cullen
Esme Marie Cullen
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MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP

Esme slashes both sides of the droid’s cpu until it totters on it’s bass.
Esme=250
Droid=250-55-55=140


Esme sweeps, successfully tripping the droid.
Esme=250
Droid=140-55=85


The droid pulls out a blaster in each hand and fires at the girl from the floor.
Esme Marie Cullen = 250
Droid = 85
 
Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice: 3, 5, 2 Total: 10 (3-24)
PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2021 10:17 am
Esme Marie Cullen
DD-SCRAPS
Esme Marie Cullen
Esme Marie Cullen
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MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP

Esme slashes both sides of the droid’s cpu until it totters on it’s bass.
Esme=250
Droid=250-55-55=140


Esme sweeps, successfully tripping the droid.
Esme=250
Droid=140-55=85


The droid pulls out a blaster in each hand and fires at the girl from the floor.
Esme Marie Cullen = 250
Droid = 85


Esme grasps the blaster from the droid’s right appendage and turns it on the droid.
Esme=250
Droid=85-55=30  

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sachara rolled 3 4-sided dice: 4, 3, 4 Total: 11 (3-12)

sachara
Vice Captain

Sparkling Girl

PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2021 10:42 am
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EASY(4-sided die)1=miss, 2-4=hit 35HP


Sachara = 250
Droid = 145  
Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice: 5, 4, 3 Total: 12 (3-24)
PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2021 10:46 am
DD-SCRAPS
Fred66
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Fred66
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Fred66


What a jump start to my day!

Fred 85
Droid 85

Kills the droid with kindness and on to a new one.

Fred 250
Droid 195


The droid examines the girl's tactics and decides to try the same thing. It flings a slew of razor-sharp Valentine's cards at the girl.
Fred66 = 250
Droid = 195


So happy. Gives the droid eight gallons of oil to drink.

Fred 250
Droid 85


The droid chokes on the oil and spews it on the girl in a massive droid regurgitation. Sparks fly, igniting the oil as it flies.
Fred66 = 195
Droid = 85


Right past the girl and onto the production line. Watches the flames catch light.

Fred 195
Droid 30


The droid uses its poisonous dart last-ditch-effort device.
Fred66 = 140
Droid = 30


The dart was accidentally filled with perfume.

Fred 140
Droid 30  

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 08, 2021 10:47 am
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Fred66
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Fred66
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Fred66


So happy. Gives the droid eight gallons of oil to drink.

Fred 250
Droid 85


The droid chokes on the oil and spews it on the girl in a massive droid regurgitation. Sparks fly, igniting the oil as it flies.
Fred66 = 195
Droid = 85


Right past the girl and onto the production line. Watches the flames catch light.

Fred 195
Droid 30


The droid uses its poisonous dart last-ditch-effort device.
Fred66 = 140
Droid = 30


The dart was accidentally filled with perfume.

Fred 140
Droid 30


The droid is no more. biggrin

Fred 250
Droid 250  
Felinophile rolled 3 8-sided dice: 5, 1, 7 Total: 13 (3-24)
PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2021 5:29 am
DD-SCRAPS
Felinophile
DD-SCRAPS
Felinophile
DD-SCRAPS
Felinophile
I pick a new droid and put it in its place by taking a baseball bat to its head.
Felinophile = 250
Droid = 195


The droid realizes its place is on the baseball field, but it has no baseballs. It improvises by throwing thermal detonators at the woman instead.
Felinophile = 195
Droid = 195


Of course, I just bat them all back at the droid.
Felinophile = 195
Droid = 30


The droid activates the Training Room's sprinkler system, hoping for a rain delay.
Felinophile = 85
Droid = 30


I hit a home run upside the droid's head.
Felinophile = 85
Droid = BOOM!


The droid pulls out a lightsaber and stabs the girl from behind as she gloats.
Felinophile = 195
Droid = 250


What?! The droid got the first hit in?! I retaliate by pulling out a lightsaber and slashing the droid from the bottom of its chassis to the top.
Felinophile = 195
Droid = 140
 

Felinophile

DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice: 3, 3, 1 Total: 7 (3-24)

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2021 7:17 am
Esme Marie Cullen
Esme Marie Cullen
DD-SCRAPS
Esme Marie Cullen
Esme Marie Cullen
User Image

MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP

Esme slashes both sides of the droid’s cpu until it totters on it’s bass.
Esme=250
Droid=250-55-55=140


Esme sweeps, successfully tripping the droid.
Esme=250
Droid=140-55=85


The droid pulls out a blaster in each hand and fires at the girl from the floor.
Esme Marie Cullen = 250
Droid = 85


Esme grasps the blaster from the droid’s right appendage and turns it on the droid.
Esme=250
Droid=85-55=30


The droid releases a poisonous gas from its smoldering chassis.
Esme Marie Cullen = 250
Droid = 30
 
DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 4-sided dice: 3, 2, 2 Total: 7 (3-12)
PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2021 7:19 am
sachara
User Image
EASY(4-sided die)1=miss, 2-4=hit 35HP


Sachara = 250
Droid = 145


The droid hammers the girl's toes.
Sachara = 145
Droid = 145
 

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DD-SCRAPS rolled 2 8-sided dice: 7, 3 Total: 10 (2-16)

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2021 7:28 am
Fred66
DD-SCRAPS
Fred66
DD-SCRAPS
Fred66


So happy. Gives the droid eight gallons of oil to drink.

Fred 250
Droid 85


The droid chokes on the oil and spews it on the girl in a massive droid regurgitation. Sparks fly, igniting the oil as it flies.
Fred66 = 195
Droid = 85


Right past the girl and onto the production line. Watches the flames catch light.

Fred 195
Droid 30


The droid uses its poisonous dart last-ditch-effort device.
Fred66 = 140
Droid = 30


The dart was accidentally filled with perfume.

Fred 140
Droid 30


The new droid attacks the girl from behind as she's surveying the damage she has done to the previous droid.
Fred66 = 195
Droid = 250
 
DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice: 3, 1, 2 Total: 6 (3-24)
PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2021 7:30 am
Felinophile
DD-SCRAPS
Felinophile
DD-SCRAPS
Felinophile


Of course, I just bat them all back at the droid.
Felinophile = 195
Droid = 30


The droid activates the Training Room's sprinkler system, hoping for a rain delay.
Felinophile = 85
Droid = 30


I hit a home run upside the droid's head.
Felinophile = 85
Droid = BOOM!


The droid pulls out a lightsaber and stabs the girl from behind as she gloats.
Felinophile = 195
Droid = 250


What?! The droid got the first hit in?! I retaliate by pulling out a lightsaber and slashing the droid from the bottom of its chassis to the top.
Felinophile = 195
Droid = 140


The droid was prepared for such an eventuality. Both of its halves attack the woman from each side.
Felinophile = 195
Droid = 140
 

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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice: 4, 7, 12 Total: 23 (3-36)


Queentintin


Fashionable Delight

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2021 9:49 am
DD-SCRAPS
Queentintin
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Queentintin
new battle , Hard Droid, lets get it on! lol

Queentintin=250
Droid=165
1 hit ya!


The droid bounds toward the girl to give her a flying headbutt.
Queentintin = 250
Droid = 165


Hey that hurt! lol


The droid delivers a roundhouse kick to the girl's head.
Queentintin = 250
Droid = 80!


why's the droid being so mean! she moves just in time! here, she gives it a good upper cut! gets her lightsaber out!


ok, get the evilness on droid I'm a ready! i hit ya!
 
Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice: 3, 3, 7 Total: 13 (3-24)
PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2021 10:54 am
DD-SCRAPS
Fred66
DD-SCRAPS
Fred66
DD-SCRAPS
Fred66


So happy. Gives the droid eight gallons of oil to drink.

Fred 250
Droid 85


The droid chokes on the oil and spews it on the girl in a massive droid regurgitation. Sparks fly, igniting the oil as it flies.
Fred66 = 195
Droid = 85


Right past the girl and onto the production line. Watches the flames catch light.

Fred 195
Droid 30


The droid uses its poisonous dart last-ditch-effort device.
Fred66 = 140
Droid = 30


The dart was accidentally filled with perfume.

Fred 140
Droid 30


The new droid attacks the girl from behind as she's surveying the damage she has done to the previous droid.
Fred66 = 195
Droid = 250


Spins and high kicks the droid.

Fred 195
Droid 195  

Fred66

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sachara rolled 3 4-sided dice: 4, 2, 4 Total: 10 (3-12)

sachara
Vice Captain

Sparkling Girl

PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2021 12:35 pm
DD-SCRAPS
sachara
User Image
EASY(4-sided die)1=miss, 2-4=hit 35HP


Sachara = 250
Droid = 145


The droid hammers the girl's toes.
Sachara = 145
Droid = 145


Sachara = 145
Droid = 40  
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