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10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can!
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1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans!
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Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor!
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The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty!
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Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound!
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Total Votes : 125


DD-SCRAPS
Crew

PostPosted: Sat Jul 18, 2020 5:20 am
Esme Marie Cullen
DD-SCRAPS
Esme Marie Cullen
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MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP

The droid laces the girl's skin with poison to prepare for the next time she licks her wounds.
Esme Marie Cullen = At least it was raspberry flavored poison, though.
Droid = 85

New session
Esme ignites her light saber and slashes an opening in the droid’s battery pack 🔋. She wipes the raspberry poison from her face and slaps it into the groove left by her light saber.
Esme’s=250
Droid=250-55-55=140


The droid is grateful that it was not programmed with taste buds because it has a sneaky suspicion that raspberry would be its least favorite fruit flavor. It enhances the girl's taste in fruit flavors by shoving a pair of bananas up her nostrils.
Esme Marie Cullen = 195
Droid = 140

Esme blows the bananas out of her nose and snorts derisively while watching the droid practice it’s comedy act tripping over bananas and peels.
Esme’s =250
Droid=140-55-55-55=scrap


You may have just given yourself *BRZZZT! a chance at winning this semester, meatbag!  
DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 4-sided dice: 3, 4, 2 Total: 9 (3-12)
PostPosted: Sat Jul 18, 2020 5:22 am
AngelMuerto
DD-SCRAPS
The droid tries to improve the boy's already impressive aim by replacing his eyes with cybernetic technology. It's kind of in a hurry, so it just does it without anesthetic.
AngelMuerto = 75
Droid = 75


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EASY(4-sided die)1=miss, 2-4=hit 35HP

AngelMuerto = 75
Droid = 40

my new eyes have a laser beam feature but without the anesthetic my aim is off


In a further effort to improve the quality of life of the boy, the droid replaces his legs with cybernetic casters.
AngelMuerto = Oops! The droid forgot to staunch the blood flow!
Droid = 40
 

DD-SCRAPS
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Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice: 6, 3, 7 Total: 16 (3-24)

Fred66

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 18, 2020 6:37 am
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MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP

Picks on a new droid.

Fred 250
Droid 140  
Queentintin rolled 3 8-sided dice: 3, 7, 8 Total: 18 (3-24)
PostPosted: Sat Jul 18, 2020 8:30 am
DD-SCRAPS
Queentintin
DD-SCRAPS
Queentintin
DD-SCRAPS


The droid reports the girl's actual income to IRS who swoop down and begin a deep audit of her assets.
Queentintin = 30
Droid = 85


lol I think they are doing this to everyone, logically they think we owe them our lives, the central banks! sad...

1 hit!

Queentintin=30
Droid=30 oh cool were tied!


The droid solves the coin shortage by melting the girl down and making pennies out of her flesh.
Queentintin = 30
Droid = 30


oh! good one, pennies are worth anything anymore! twisted

ok my turn, sicks her killer bears at the droid, mechanical killer bears!


The droid quickly reprograms the mechanical bears to take the girl who has been turned into pennies to the casino and place her in the slot machines.
Queentintin = JACKPOT!
Droid = 30


hope I made it rich lol

New battle normal droid, xd
Queentintin=250
Droid=now 140! the hound is fort! 2 hits!

maybe I have attack dogs , evil hell hounds! lol
 

Queentintin

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sachara rolled 3 4-sided dice: 4, 3, 2 Total: 9 (3-12)

sachara
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Sparkling Girl

PostPosted: Sat Jul 18, 2020 4:19 pm
DD-SCRAPS
sachara
DD-SCRAPS
sachara
DD-SCRAPS
sachara


Sachara = 250
Droid = 75


The droid realizes the girl is too quick to attack so it tries to duct tape her to the floor so it can have a chance.
sachara = 180
Droid = 75


Sachara = 180
Droid = 40


The duct tape slowed her down a little bit, but the droid realizes it should probably cover her entire body in Gorilla Glue© if it wants to have a chance of survival.
sachara = 110
Droid = 40


Sachara = 110
droid = 0


The new droid surrounds the girl with a plexiglass bubble to remove her access to oxygen.
sachara = 250
Droid = 215


Sachara = 250
Droid = 110  
Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice: 6, 5, 1 Total: 12 (3-24)
PostPosted: Sat Jul 18, 2020 6:19 pm
DD-SCRAPS
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MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP
You may have just given yourself *BRZZZT! a chance at winning this semester, meatbag!

Esme chooses another droid to practice on and ignites her light saber. She hacks at the circuitry and severs several. Next, she removes the droid’s roller.
Esme=250
Droid=250-55-55=140  

Esme Marie Cullen

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AngelMuerto rolled 3 4-sided dice: 3, 4, 2 Total: 9 (3-12)


AngelMuerto


Avenger

PostPosted: Sat Jul 18, 2020 10:44 pm
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EASY(4-sided die)1=miss, 2-4=hit 35HP

AngelMuerto = 250
Droid = 145

my new semi robotic self is off to a good start
 
DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice: 2, 4, 4 Total: 10 (3-24)
PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2020 4:31 am
Fred66
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MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP

Picks on a new droid.

Fred 250
Droid 140


Sick of being bullied, the droid turns the tables on the girl by giving her an Indian burn.
Fred66 = 250
Droid = 140
 

DD-SCRAPS
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice: 3, 3, 2 Total: 8 (3-24)

DD-SCRAPS
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2020 4:32 am
Queentintin
DD-SCRAPS
Queentintin
DD-SCRAPS
Queentintin
DD-SCRAPS


The droid reports the girl's actual income to IRS who swoop down and begin a deep audit of her assets.
Queentintin = 30
Droid = 85


lol I think they are doing this to everyone, logically they think we owe them our lives, the central banks! sad...

1 hit!

Queentintin=30
Droid=30 oh cool were tied!


The droid solves the coin shortage by melting the girl down and making pennies out of her flesh.
Queentintin = 30
Droid = 30


oh! good one, pennies are worth anything anymore! twisted

ok my turn, sicks her killer bears at the droid, mechanical killer bears!


The droid quickly reprograms the mechanical bears to take the girl who has been turned into pennies to the casino and place her in the slot machines.
Queentintin = JACKPOT!
Droid = 30


hope I made it rich lol

New battle normal droid, xd
Queentintin=250
Droid=now 140! the hound is fort! 2 hits!

maybe I have attack dogs , evil hell hounds! lol


The droid sends a swarm of attack drones at the girl and her dogs.
Queentintin = 250
Droid = 140
 
DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 4-sided dice: 2, 1, 2 Total: 5 (3-12)
PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2020 4:33 am
sachara
DD-SCRAPS
sachara
DD-SCRAPS
sachara


Sachara = 180
Droid = 40


The duct tape slowed her down a little bit, but the droid realizes it should probably cover her entire body in Gorilla Glue© if it wants to have a chance of survival.
sachara = 110
Droid = 40


Sachara = 110
droid = 0


The new droid surrounds the girl with a plexiglass bubble to remove her access to oxygen.
sachara = 250
Droid = 215


Sachara = 250
Droid = 110


The droid needs the girl to stand still. It hammers nails into the tops of her feet.
sachara = 180
Droid = 110
 

DD-SCRAPS
Crew

DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice: 3, 7, 3 Total: 13 (3-24)

DD-SCRAPS
Crew

PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2020 4:34 am
Esme Marie Cullen
DD-SCRAPS
User Image

MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP
You may have just given yourself *BRZZZT! a chance at winning this semester, meatbag!

Esme chooses another droid to practice on and ignites her light saber. She hacks at the circuitry and severs several. Next, she removes the droid’s roller.
Esme=250
Droid=250-55-55=140


The droid pulls out two Samurai swords from behind its back and shows the girl what it learned in Hibachi school.
Esme Marie Cullen = 195
Droid = 140
 
DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 4-sided dice: 4, 3, 4 Total: 11 (3-12)
PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2020 4:35 am
AngelMuerto
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EASY(4-sided die)1=miss, 2-4=hit 35HP

AngelMuerto = 250
Droid = 145

my new semi robotic self is off to a good start


The new droid does not like the abomination of robotics being attached to meatbags. It begins disassembling the boy.
AngelMuerto = 145
Droid = 145
 

DD-SCRAPS
Crew

Queentintin rolled 3 8-sided dice: 4, 6, 5 Total: 15 (3-24)

Queentintin

Fashionable Delight

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  • The Edgiest 250
PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2020 5:41 am
DD-SCRAPS
Queentintin
DD-SCRAPS
Queentintin
DD-SCRAPS


The droid solves the coin shortage by melting the girl down and making pennies out of her flesh.
Queentintin = 30
Droid = 30


oh! good one, pennies are worth anything anymore! twisted

ok my turn, sicks her killer bears at the droid, mechanical killer bears!


The droid quickly reprograms the mechanical bears to take the girl who has been turned into pennies to the casino and place her in the slot machines.
Queentintin = JACKPOT!
Droid = 30


hope I made it rich lol

New battle normal droid, xd
Queentintin=250
Droid=now 140! the hound is fort! 2 hits!

maybe I have attack dogs , evil hell hounds! lol


The droid sends a swarm of attack drones at the girl and her dogs.
Queentintin = 250
Droid = 140


lol you should hear these chicks, (raising 24 meat chicks) lol they run round like crazy this am, been so hot, gave them a refill on water, jjust 9 days old, they are getting chubby,which is what we want xd (attack drones huh) finds a longrange shot gun !

2 hits!

Queentintin=250
Droid= 30!
man, dont feel like doing anything right now, routines' making me bleh lol  
Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice: 8, 6, 8 Total: 22 (3-24)
PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2020 8:42 am
DD-SCRAPS
Fred66
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MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP

Picks on a new droid.

Fred 250
Droid 140


Sick of being bullied, the droid turns the tables on the girl by giving her an Indian burn.
Fred66 = 250
Droid = 140


Twists the droid's arm behind it's back and forces it to surrender.

Fred 250
Droid 140

The droid is no more. biggrin  

Fred66

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sachara rolled 3 4-sided dice: 1, 2, 2 Total: 5 (3-12)

sachara
Vice Captain

Sparkling Girl

PostPosted: Sun Jul 19, 2020 4:36 pm
DD-SCRAPS
sachara
DD-SCRAPS
sachara
DD-SCRAPS
sachara


Sachara = 180
Droid = 40


The duct tape slowed her down a little bit, but the droid realizes it should probably cover her entire body in Gorilla Glue© if it wants to have a chance of survival.
sachara = 110
Droid = 40


Sachara = 110
droid = 0


The new droid surrounds the girl with a plexiglass bubble to remove her access to oxygen.
sachara = 250
Droid = 215


Sachara = 250
Droid = 110


The droid needs the girl to stand still. It hammers nails into the tops of her feet.
sachara = 180
Droid = 110


Sachara = 180
Droid = 40  
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