This journal has been moved to the Mystical Booty Grabbing guild, where it is updated regularly.
Dear Journal:
Wait, who the heck are you, Journal, and why would I tell you anything?!
That was unfriendly. Please excuse the paranoid knee-jerk reaction. Let's get to know each other, and then become BFFs who can giggle over our most intimate secrets!
...You will tell me a few secrets of your own, won't you, Journal?
Here Are The Guidelines of Our Relationship, Journal:
1. Anyone can comment here. I hope you don't mind. It's not just you and me in this world, Journal, and feedback is awesome.
2. I'm going to call you "Journal" a lot. I hope you don't mind, Journal.
3. I'll try to write in you every day, but I might not. Journal, I hope you don't mind. I know I am starting things off with a lot of demands that require me to hope you won't mind them. It's ok, you can make a few demands of your own. You will, won't you, Journal? You would never brood in silence while I get my way all the time, would you? Don't do that.
*bakes cupcakes for beloved Journal*
