Gay Jokes

[Panyrinth]

By the way this thread is simply for fun no intentions of offending anyone. We're all gay here. (I think.)


Okay I'm Black, White (English), Chinese, Hispanic, Italian, and German so I respect a good ole racist joke more than most. However this is a gay forum so I kinda wanna know if anyone knows any good gay jokes biggrin My favorite of late:

What do you call five gay guys going the same way?
One direction  

[Karushi El Pinko]

How do you fit 4 gay guys on one stool?








Turn it over.  

[Karushi El Pinko]

An elderly gay gentleman passes away leaving his three boy toys his will and ashes to do with as they feel is most appropriate.
The first guy says "I'm going to hike into the woods and scatter a portion of his ashes in the forest because I want him to see the forest one last time."
The Second says "I'm going to take a boat out into the ocean and scatter a portion of his ashes into the sea because I want him to see the ocean one last time."
The third says "I'm going to make some chilli and put a portion of the ashes in it."
Shocked the other guys ask "Why in heavens name would you do that!?!?!"
To which the third replies, "I want him to tear my a** up one last time."  

[Ants In Your Underpants]

Karushi El Pinko

How do you fit 4 gay guys on one stool?








Turn it over.

LOLOL.  

[Your sinful desire]

Karushi El Pinko

An elderly gay gentleman passes away leaving his three boy toys his will and ashes to do with as they feel is most appropriate.
The first guy says "I'm going to hike into the woods and scatter a portion of his ashes in the forest because I want him to see the forest one last time."
The Second says "I'm going to take a boat out into the ocean and scatter a portion of his ashes into the sea because I want him to see the ocean one last time."
The third says "I'm going to make some chilli and put a portion of the ashes in it."
Shocked the other guys ask "Why in heavens name would you do that!?!?!"
To which the third replies, "I want him to tear my a** up one last time."

LMAO  

[NUEST]

Karushi El Pinko

An elderly gay gentleman passes away leaving his three boy toys his will and ashes to do with as they feel is most appropriate.
The first guy says "I'm going to hike into the woods and scatter a portion of his ashes in the forest because I want him to see the forest one last time."
The Second says "I'm going to take a boat out into the ocean and scatter a portion of his ashes into the sea because I want him to see the ocean one last time."
The third says "I'm going to make some chilli and put a portion of the ashes in it."
Shocked the other guys ask "Why in heavens name would you do that!?!?!"
To which the third replies, "I want him to tear my a** up one last time."

ROFL!!!~ xd  

[Karushi El Pinko]

You guys can't just laugh, you have to contribute too.  

[Renkon Root]

A man is sitting in a bar, looking depressed. The bartender asks why.

"I just broke up." He answers forlornly. "We were really great together too. We liked all the same music, never argued over politics and never had any problems with hogging the blankets or to much of the bed."

"Well, then why'd you break-up?" The bartender asks, confused.

"Because he was a real pain in my a**!"  

[NijiiroThine]

I was going to make a gay joke...
But-t screw it!

...Can I get a rimshot here...?  

[Karushi El Pinko]

What do you call a homosexual dentist?









Tooth fairy  

[Karushi El Pinko]

How can you tell if a Western is gay?










All the good guys are hung.  

[Karushi El Pinko]

Here's a gay joke about straight people, if you can wrap your head around that one.
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This guy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. "But what the heck," he says, "I really want a drink."

When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the customer, "What's the name of your p***s?"

The customer says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink."

The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your p***s. Mine for instance is called 'Nike,' for the slogan, 'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls his 'Snickers,' because 'It really Satisfies."

The customer looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. The customer asks the man sitting to his left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of your p***s?"

The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX."

The thirsty customer asks, "Why Timex?"

The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!"

A little shaken, the customer turns to the fella on his right, who is sipping a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you call your p***s?"

The man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because 'Quality is Job 1.' " Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford, lately?"

Even more shaken, the customer has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his p***s. Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my p***s is 'Secret.' Now give me my beer."

The bartender begins to pour the customer a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why secret?"

The customer says, "Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!"  

[Renkon Root]

Karushi El Pinko

What do you call a homosexual dentist?









Tooth fairy

This one was really cute. ^^  

[Karushi El Pinko]

Renkon Root

Karushi El Pinko

What do you call a homosexual dentist?









Tooth fairy

This one was really cute. ^^

Thanks!!! blaugh There are a lot out there that are so crude and demeaning to gays, I figure in this place we should keep it fun.