Cliches

[Panyrinth]

So I love when people say things like, "Why don't you like women." Or "You know you're going to burn in hell." Or even little things like "What's it's like being gay?" Because it gives me the perfect opportunity to test just how much of a sarcastic a*****e I can be ^.^ So I kinda wanna know what you guys hear a lot of, and how you tend to respond to it.  

[Karushi El Pinko]

I love when people say "You don't seem gay." Really, I wonder what gay people are supposed to SEEM like. Or better yet is people expecting me to tell them up front that I'm gay, sorry but I'm not the kind of person who carries a tag around my neck letting everyone know who I am.  

[Panyrinth]

Karushi El Pinko

I love when people say "You don't seem gay." Really, I wonder what gay people are supposed to SEEM like. Or better yet is people expecting me to tell them up front that I'm gay, sorry but I'm not the kind of person who carries a tag around my neck letting everyone know who I am.

LMAO! That one's great xD Reminds me of (sorry for the gay cliche) the scene from Mean Girls "If you're from Africa.... Why aren't you black?"  

[Thirteenth_Floor]

i usually hear things like this:

"Oh, you are coming shopping with me soon, then."
"Then why do you dress that way?"
"So that's why you can dance!"
"I knew it ALL along."
"I bet you have a thing for black guys, then."
"So does that mean you're like a girl then?"

things like that

 

[Panyrinth]

sans-coeur13

i usually hear things like this:

"Oh, you are coming shopping with me soon, then."
"Then why do you dress that way?"
"So that's why you can dance!"
"I knew it ALL along."
"I bet you have a thing for black guys, then."
"So does that mean you're like a girl then?"

things like that

ROFLMAO!!! That's awesome xD If I had a dollar for every time I heard "You're gay why don't you dress cute." I could probably afford to give two craps about what I use to cloth myself xD  

[iLuV Muzics]

I wouldn't say I'm a flaming homosexual, but apparently my friend kind of already knew. Where as when I came out to my good friend Ashley, we talked for hours. the usual questions like:
"If you could be straight would you?"
"So that's why you're good at helping me pick out clothes when I shop."
"No wonder you're so good at talking to me when I have guy trouble."
But she really cared so little about me being gay, that she FORGOT. I laughed so hard. She was like, "A.j, you're gonna have to remind me you're gay every now and then."

Also, my bestie Marissa. One time we were driving and she saw these kids in a skate park, and being Marissa, she HAD to yell an insult at them. She turns to me and says, "A.j, can I say faggots?" I was like, "Go for it, I don't care." And so she leans out the window and in the most growling and manly yell she can muster yells "FAGGGGOOOOTTTTSSS!" at them, the whole time, I'm trying not to wreck because I'm laughing so hard.  

[Panyrinth]

iLuV Muzics

She turns to me and says, "A.j, can I say faggots?" .

ROFLMFAO!!!!!! OMG THAT'S AMAZING!!!!! xD  

[iLuV Muzics]

iAmForte

iLuV Muzics

She turns to me and says, "A.j, can I say faggots?" .

ROFLMFAO!!!!!! OMG THAT'S AMAZING!!!!! xD

My best friend. She is amazing. <3  

[SyberSeiferRave]

I remember in my Freshman year of high school, some ghetto t**t asked why I was gay.

Told him,

"Same reason why you're straight."

***** didn't have s**t to say.  

[Karushi El Pinko]

I literally had one girl tell me that I'm responsible for women getting aids because I'm Bi. I was speechless for a solid minute.  

[Panyrinth]

Karushi El Pinko

I literally had one girl tell me that I'm responsible for women getting aids because I'm Bi. I was speechless for a solid minute.

Oh no. I wouldn't have been able to keep my mouth shut. I'd have asked how she got it >.> Send that woman back to her corner I'm sure her pimp is missing her right about now >.>  

[Karushi El Pinko]

iAmForte

Karushi El Pinko

I literally had one girl tell me that I'm responsible for women getting aids because I'm Bi. I was speechless for a solid minute.

Oh no. I wouldn't have been able to keep my mouth shut. I'd have asked how she got it >.> Send that woman back to her corner I'm sure her pimp is missing her right about now >.>

The weird thing is that I was friends with her so it was even more stunning. I just couldn't get my mind around how ignorant she was, and that she would ever think that saying that to someone was ok.  

[critic106]

"so do you get instantly hard when you walk in the lockeroom"  

[Panyrinth]

critic106

"so do you get instantly hard when you walk in the lockeroom"

O.O Can't say I've heard that one before... I'd of likely told them, "No just Madonna albums, and any other of your stereotypes..."  

[critic106]

iAmForte

critic106

"so do you get instantly hard when you walk in the lockeroom"

O.O Can't say I've heard that one before... I'd of likely told them, "No just Madonna albums, and any other of your stereotypes..."

it always get said to me cat_gonk