1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
...the Prime Minister was not a foolish man. it had not...
2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
the wall
3.Before you started this survey, what were you doing?
taking other surveys
4.What is the last thing you watched on TV?
1 girl 5 gays
5.Without looking, guess what time it is.
11:22
6.Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
11:23 (oh i'm good)
7.With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
tv
8.When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
today and i went on the trampoline. that's right. i jumped around in a net.
9.Did you dream last night?
yes.
10.Do you remember your dreams?
i was chased by Tom Riddle into the forbidden forest where i was mauled by Fernir Greyback
11.When did you last laugh?
in my mothers bedroom... uncontrollably... for no reason
12.Do you remember why / at what?
no reason
13.What is on the walls of the room you are in?
that depends on where you decide this room ends... a clock, a painting, and nailpolish (little sister)
14.Seen anything weird lately?
i don't think anything's wierd. it's disrespectful.
15.What do you think of this quiz?
it's ok.
16.What is the last film you saw?
i can't actually remember... True Grit remake probably
17.If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
right here in Canada
18.If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
i wouldn't i'd donate most of it to charity.
19.Tell me something about you that most people don't know.
i'm scared to cry
20.If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
on no conditions whatsoever may a person be judged as a lesser being because of race, religion, sexual orientation or who ever the f*ck they fall in love with. EVER.
21.Do you like to dance?
meh, it's ok.
22.Would you ever consider living abroad?
i don't know what abroad means.
23.Does your name make any interesting anagrams?
what the hell is an anagram
24.Who made the last incoming call on your phone?
a telemarketer... >.>
25.What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
a picture
26.Last time you swam in a pool?
last year
27.Type of music you like most?
indie
28.Type of music you dislike most?
hip hop
29.Are you listening to music right now?
yes
30.What color is your bedroom carpet?
tan and white
31.If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do?
my room would be purple with bright yellow and green polkadots
32.What was the last thing you bought?
a 40$ book called Essex County
33.Have you ever ridden on a motorbike?
no
34.Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
hell yeah
35.Do you have a garden?
yes
36.Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
in 2 languages
37. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
i'm hungry
38. If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be?
SARA QUIN!!!
39.Who sent the last text message you received?
i don't have a cell phone. apparently i lack a life.
40.Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
Sunrise, the CD store
41.What time is bed time?
when i pass out
42.Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
43.How many tattoos do you have?
zilch, nada, ZEEEROOOO
44.If you don't have any, have you ever thought of getting one?
yeah. "SAINTHOOD" on my arm
45. What did you do for your last birthday?
nothing.
46. Do you carry a donor card?
a what?
47.Who was the last person you ate dinner with?
my mom...
48. Is the glass half empty or half full?
half full
49.What's the farthest-away place you've been?
Cuba
50.When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
when i was in the womb
