You Can't Touch Mormon Jesus

[Testicular Diabeetus]

I thought that this would be funny.
Have a sense of humor, I'm not meaning to offend anyone.

Disclaimer: If you cant watch anything that makes fun of Jesus, then don't watch this.
You Can't Touch Mormon Jesus  

[Shadows-shine]

While you may not be meaning to offend any one, those cartoons weren't designed to be informitive about the LDS Church. It's my opinion they were designed to make fun of the Church. And that video can be taken as being offensive to those who are members of the LDS Church.  

[Testicular Diabeetus]

And that is why I put the disclaimer.

I don't think it is against the rules to have a sense of humor.  

[Shadows-shine]

Agreed. I was just merely pointing out that regardless of the disclaimer some people might get offended. And I am all for having a sense of humor. I believe God Himself has one.  

[Testicular Diabeetus]

Well if they do get offended then well they shouldn't have watched.
It isn't like i am forcing anyone to watch it.
Is what the disclaimer is for. XD

God must have a sense of humor, he made us including the platypus. XD  

[Shadows-shine]

All true! lol but there are some people who let their curiousity get the better of them.


The platypus is a funny animal. Did you know it's the only mammal that's poisonous?  

[Testicular Diabeetus]

It is poisonous?
Never knew that.
I love those things though, they are adorable.

And if they let their curiosity get the best of them then it is solely their fault because I put up a disclaimer.
So i don't care if they get bent out of shape.
they did it to themselves.  

[Azkeel]

Don't mormons believe blacks go to heaven only to be slaves?  

[Azkeel]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0z_VlVeLfk&feature=related

Is this the mormon doctrine?  

[Azkeel]

Or perhaps something about Temple Garments?  

[Vegeta_Lover239]

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Not meaning to derail the thread here, by the way, just saying in general:

I certainly hope God has a sense of humor. Or otherwise, I'm going to hell.
Sometimes I joke that when Jesus returns, he'll be dressed to fit the times. You know: Skinny jeans, leather jacket, sunglasses XD

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[Azkeel]

Vegeta_Lover239

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Not meaning to derail the thread here, by the way, just saying in general:

I certainly hope God has a sense of humor. Or otherwise, I'm going to hell.
Sometimes I joke that when Jesus returns, he'll be dressed to fit the times. You know: Skinny jeans, leather jacket, sunglasses XD

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If that's the times we live in what the heck time do I live in? =P  

[Axzaki Heroki]

No I ask everyone to look up this -Super Street Pastor Church Fighter 2- its really funny and trust me this guy has laying hand and great faith. I don't see nothing wrong with the video. Please if there is I'm sorry for letting you guys know.  

[Vegeta_Lover239]

Azkeel

Vegeta_Lover239

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Not meaning to derail the thread here, by the way, just saying in general:

I certainly hope God has a sense of humor. Or otherwise, I'm going to hell.
Sometimes I joke that when Jesus returns, he'll be dressed to fit the times. You know: Skinny jeans, leather jacket, sunglasses XD

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If that's the times we live in what the heck time do I live in? =P

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Well, that was a few years back I made that joke. x3
Not all of them are exactly....respectful. :/ Such as one refering to Jesus Christ Superstar, when Judas is singing that Jesus needs to listen to him, and Jesus is like, half a mile away. PS: One of the lyrics in the song is, "And they'll hurt you when they find they're wrong." Just so you getthe joke on that part.

WARNING: I'm not trying to offend anyone, or God, either. This isn't making fun of Jesus or anything, but still.

Mark 13:5
And the Lord turned to Judas, and said upon to him...."Huh? What?"
Mark 13:6
"Look, just come here and....What? They'll gurt me if they bind their gong? I can't...what?"
Mark 13:7
Then the Lord sighed and said, "Sheesh...Nevermind....I'll just go over there...."

Of course, I always apologize to God and assure him I'm not serious, just in case : )

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[Azkeel]

Vegeta_Lover239

Azkeel

Vegeta_Lover239

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Not meaning to derail the thread here, by the way, just saying in general:

I certainly hope God has a sense of humor. Or otherwise, I'm going to hell.
Sometimes I joke that when Jesus returns, he'll be dressed to fit the times. You know: Skinny jeans, leather jacket, sunglasses XD

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If that's the times we live in what the heck time do I live in? =P

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Well, that was a few years back I made that joke. x3
Not all of them are exactly....respectful. :/ Such as one refering to Jesus Christ Superstar, when Judas is singing that Jesus needs to listen to him, and Jesus is like, half a mile away. PS: One of the lyrics in the song is, "And they'll hurt you when they find they're wrong." Just so you getthe joke on that part.

WARNING: I'm not trying to offend anyone, or God, either. This isn't making fun of Jesus or anything, but still.

Mark 13:5
And the Lord turned to Judas, and said upon to him...."Huh? What?"
Mark 13:6
"Look, just come here and....What? They'll gurt me if they bind their gong? I can't...what?"
Mark 13:7
Then the Lord sighed and said, "Sheesh...Nevermind....I'll just go over there...."

Of course, I always apologize to God and assure him I'm not serious, just in case : )

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I probably just need to watch the movie. I heard it was quite entertaining.