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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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 Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 4:36 am
Gaia is telling me to buy Playtex.
How do I wear one? biggrin
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Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 5:29 am
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Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 8:33 am
overflowing butt perchance?
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Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 11:57 am
The scary thing is there are plenty of topics about this that are serious. Makes you wonder what the admins were thinking? I mean at least the Venus shaving products were only grant-able to female avatars. I guess that's kind of a target group, instead of trying to get EVERYBODY to buy tampons, when more than half the population doesn't really have a use for them.
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Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 3:51 pm
Phaeton The scary thing is there are plenty of topics about this that are serious. Makes you wonder what the admins were thinking? I mean at least the Venus shaving products were only grant-able to female avatars. I guess that's kind of a target group, instead of trying to get EVERYBODY to buy tampons, when more than half the population doesn't really have a use for them. Nosebleeds?
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Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 5:48 pm
Well, Jaft, it's simple.
Step one: Turn your outtie into an innie.
Step two: Insert applicator into your brand-spanking-new v****a.
Step three: ???
Step four: Profit from absorbency during that time of the month.
Apparently the majority of Gaians are female. Kind of makes sense that they'd advertise a product that can potentially be used by the majority of users on the site.
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 6:06 pm
My flow is heavy~
But my rhymes are steady.
And when the time comes
I'll be sure to be ready.
Cuz dawg, I need my Playtex,
so I bust out my AmEx.
And buy a bunch of boxes
and one wrapped latex.
OOOOOOH!
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Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 11:44 pm
Jaft My flow is heavy~ But my rhymes are steady. And when the time comes I'll be sure to be ready. Cuz dawg, I need my Playtex, so I bust out my AmEx. And buy a bunch of boxes and one wrapped latex. OOOOOOH! ... rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 12:27 am
I would say such product placement would be token to Gaia selling its soul for green, but I would be five years late in stating such.
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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 3:23 am
Have to earn money somehow plume =3
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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 6:42 am
Jaft, you have out Jafted yourself, once again xD
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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 1:07 pm
Playtex (a haiku)
Advert found on Gaia,
your wisdom has convinced me,
to plug monthly leaks.
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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2011 4:25 pm
Kyla_Ewens Playtex (a haiku) Advert found on Gaia, your wisdom has convinced me, to plug monthly leaks. You, ma'am, owe me a new keyboard. xD
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 3:39 pm
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! xd I'm glad that english degree is paying off.
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Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 7:39 pm
Jaft, have I told you recently that I love you? xp
You too, Kyla. You too heart
Aaaand... yeah... Don't worry, I'm just as confused as some of you. I want feminine hygiene products with diagrams explaining their use! (or are they out there and I just don't know? I really don't know... sweatdrop )
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