My internet has recently turned to molasses. I called my provider and they say i'm getting a ton of noise on my line for some reason, and need a tech to come out and find out why. Unfortunately, they're not coming until next wednesday.

On the bright side, the crappy service is intermittent. I'll try to post as much as possible when it works, but for the next few days, I might or might not be capable of making posts at any given time.