The Break-up game

[NanaKaze Nick]

it's a game for break up lines, may they be serious or seriously stupid...LET THE GAME BEGIN!

for those who have never played....

person one: hai guyz
person two: I am breaking up with you because you can't spell
person three: I am breaking up with you because you set fire to my cat  

[Zombilious]

I am breaking up with you cause you forgot to capitalize the first word in your post.

 

[Crumpet the Tea]

I'm breaking up with you because you signed your post.  

[taltal111]

I'm breaking up with you because you are questing for a Black Swan and I don't have one.  

[NanaKaze Nick]

I am breaking up for you as I didn't know there was an item called black swan  

[Twilight Afternoon]

I'm breaking up with you because you don't know what new in Gaia.  

[NanaKaze Nick]

I'm breaking up with you as I am to busy on zOMG to care bout little items like black swan, especially items I wont even wear  

[Saiuri Kago]

I'm breaking up with you because I need a man who uses punctuation.  

[NanaKaze Nick]

I'm breaking up with you for noticing I dont use punctuation, I am just too damn lazy...and you wont let me put your dog in the toaster, i hate dogs  

[Crumpet the Tea]

I'm breaking up with you because you stole my I-Pod.  

[NanaKaze Nick]

I'm breaking up with you becaus I AM a I-pod

((hint hint, check the picture thread))  

[Crumpet the Tea]

I'm breaking up with you because i want your hair. gonk  

[taltal111]

I'm breaking up with you because your avi has a sword and you shouldn't play with them.  

[NanaKaze Nick]

I'm a breaking up with you with the
 

[Crumpet the Tea]

I'm breaking up with you because the seal was too funny.