So, I was cruisn' 'round Wal-Mart Black Friday, and then I saw this game that I always wanted to play, "BrĂ¼tal Legend," was 10 dollars, Mother shot the me the green light. Turn it on and I'm like WHOA, then I get to this part where I have to get some bass strings for Lemmy goddamn Kilmister to heal a wounded friend. So I go down there to discover that spiders spin those things, man, after killing a couple, BAM, a robotic steel arachnid pops and while
this starts blaring, it was then and there I cried.
Later I killed the steel spider by using to power of rock to summon lightning while it showed it's motor. I then desecrated its corpse to make a kickass motorcycle, running over various Raptor Elk and steel quilled porcupines on the way back, also some BDSM bitches who throw spears at me, their quiver is some lumbering oaf in a gimp mask and leather pants. Needless to say GET THIS. On 360, the PS3 is a botched job because EA are jerkheads and just HATE this game, apparently. I'm not obsessing over a song, but a soundtrack, close enough 'eh?