THE ASK TRISTAN COLUMN!

[Tristan Taylor Loves You]

Hey all you people out there waiting for the sun to rise! Have any questions left unanswered, or problems on your mind? How in the name of continuity will you get them answered? Maybe you just want to talk to me...about Spiderman, Barney, Speed Racer, or maybe just some kung fu.... ninja Come to the Ask Tristan Column, and ask me anything you like, and I'll be more than happy to answer them, no matter what time of day it is!

P.S.- If you know anything about how to get rid of witches, I would love some help!

P.P.S- (haha i said peepee) Also, sorry to everyone who's been waiting for me to answer your questions. I've kinda been dead.  

[Tristan Taylor Loves You]

Tristan Taylor Loves You

Hey all you people out there waiting for the sun to rise! Have any questions left unanswered, or problems on your mind? How in the name of continuity will you get them answered? Maybe you just want to talk to me...about Spiderman, Barney, Speed Racer, or maybe just some kung fu.... ninja Come to the Ask Tristan Column, and ask me anything you like, and I'll be more than happy to answer them, no matter what time of day it is!

P.S.- If you know anything about how to get rid of witches, I would love some help!

Come on people! Don't be shy! I won't break your neck with my mind or anything like that... probably...  

[Ashleighaleigh]

Its dark out and I'm scared. When will the sun rise?  

[Tristan Taylor Loves You]

Ashleighaleigh

Its dark out and I'm scared. When will the sun rise?

Well if it's any consolation, in a few hours, the sun will rise, so don't worry... Unless of course you know of any witches living near you. In that case you should keep your eyes open, maybe grab a flashlight, and sing some dated television show theme songs, and you should be safe from being turned into a newt.  

[Tristan Taylor Loves You]

Lady Miayoko

Hmm. Blah-blah-blah. Don't you get tired of making the same speech every time you're faced with a challenge? Stop saving the world and get a hobby!

Can your hair assault people too?

If they duel me, they're my friend. If I were to leave without my friends, I wouldn't truly be free.

Hmmmm good question.... Well, I don't know about my hair, but my voice gives me super strength which I could use to assault people with. Well, I guess I could always impale people with my hair... ya that would work....maybe... Hmmm all this thinking is making my head hurt. I need to go watch some Barney. Thank you for your mind bending question!

(They made me so confused... THEY MUST BE A WITCH!!!)  

[Tristan Taylor Loves You]

Lady Miayoko

Hmm. Blah-blah-blah. Don't you get tired of making the same speech every time you're faced with a challenge? Stop saving the world and get a hobby!

BURN ME WITH FIRE!

If they duel me, they're my friend. If I were to leave without my friends, I wouldn't truly be free.

FIRE FIRE YA.... that was weird... I think I just channeled anime Milhouse.... I think it would be water though...  

[Mrs.BonJovi]

What's your favorite type of sandwich?  

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Mrs.BonJovi

What's your favorite type of sandwich?

Well... **** sandwiches are pretty delicious... especially with **** on it.... and if I'm really hungry, I'll have it with a side helping of ****..... I just realized that sandwiches have witches in them! AHHHHHHHHH gonk  

[baikeno999]

Do you want to be a steve?  

[Pikadude1000]

If a giant monster ends up chasing me, what should I do?  

[Tristan Taylor Loves You]

baikeno999

Do you want to be a steve?

OH MY GOD!!! Who's Steve? I do admit that Steve sounds like a very sophisticated name... You know one that does good deeds, like feed baby pandas bamboo, or give people rare children's trading cards!  

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Pikadude1000

If a giant monster ends up chasing me, what should I do?

You should jump on top of it (and make sure you don't land on your family jewels... I know from personal experience that doing that is not pleasant) and with all your voice's strength, steer it into a nearby river... That's what he gets for killing Little Foot's mom!