Newbie Game

[umbarildododa]

Anybody be willing to RP with a newbie a bit? I have AIM and the books and that's about it. I just want an easy RP on the side.  

[Unrelinquished Despair]

;Hijacks topic.;

New to D&D, not to role-playing. Could use a bit of a lift as well.  

[umbarildododa]

D: *struggles for control of topic* HEY! GIMME THE WHEEL BACK!  

[Unrelinquished Despair]

;Slaps.;

NO! I am going to run this into the ground, and no one will stop me! ;Pulls out a pistol.; DON'T TRY TO BE A HERO!  

[umbarildododa]

*winces and puts hands up* D: HEY! Take it easy... *takes a few steps back*  

[Unrelinquished Despair]

;Grins with satisfaction. Pulls the trigger.;

;Commercial before the bullet.;

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[umbarildododa]

O_O *eyes wide as the bullet rushes towards him...*

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[Unrelinquished Despair]

Now returning to the regularly programmed schedule.

;The bullet rushes towards Gan, and then suddenly explodes violently in a bunch of confetti.;

BWAHAHA! I'm a U.S. Secret Agent. Taliban ain't got nothing on me.  

[umbarildododa]

AHHHHHH! *collapses backwards and gapes at her* DON'T DO THAT! D:  

[Keith Valken Lionheart]

3.5, right?

I'll pass.  

[umbarildododa]

That's correct. 3.5 for me, anyway. Maybe she wants 4.0... if she does, I'll cede.  

[Unrelinquished Despair]

3.5

I heard 4.0 was for WoW players.

Don't like WoW. ;Still new.;  

[Keith Valken Lionheart]

Unrelinquished Despair

3.5

I heard 4.0 was for WoW players.

Don't like WoW. ;Still new.;

That's a 2 year old disproved rumour. I don't like MMOs yet I play 4th edition.  

[umbarildododa]

3.5 is more specialized. 4.0 is simpler. Depends on your preference.  

[Unrelinquished Despair]

Gan-kun

3.5 is more specialized. 4.0 is simpler. Depends on your preference.

I like specialized. o3o