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 Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 2:17 pm
A story:
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.
However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman’s new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!
One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, “Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you.”
“My darling,” he replied, “I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek.”
Ahh, that's love heart
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Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 3:13 pm
rofl rofl That's hilarious!
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Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 12:27 pm
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Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 12:45 pm
HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i laughed throughout the whole story! where did you find that?
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Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 6:49 pm
I laughed so hard! xd rofl heart I told my brother the joke after reading it, and he laughed his butt off too!
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Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 6:53 pm
at first I was like how horrible, but then when I say the last line I laughed really hard.
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Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 11:29 pm
rofl
This is going into my repertoire!
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Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 8:38 pm
izuna_13_13 HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i laughed throughout the whole story! where did you find that? 'Nother website had a "best joke ever" thread where people where giving some excellent ones. Mayhaps we should have one such thread?
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Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 1:20 am
resonantscythe izuna_13_13 HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i laughed throughout the whole story! where did you find that? 'Nother website had a "best joke ever" thread where people where giving some excellent ones. Mayhaps we should have one such thread? If you feel up to it, go for it! biggrin
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Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 7:31 am
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