And oh my gooood. DX I forgot how ******** insane puppies are.
Meet the Max of a month ago:


Tiny, 10 pounds, adorable, and bitey. At least a pound was probably worms.
Meet Max now:


(For size referenccce)
Giant, 20 pounds exactly, boundless energy, still bitey, and yet somehow still adorable.
Whenever he wants something or does something bad, he gives you one of these looks:

Today, he's ran around the house all day, either attacking me, my mother, or the dog (who is not amused).
He's bit me I don't know how many times. He got me on the inside of my freaking nose and drew some blood. He's actually been a lot better today than he has since Thursday night.
He also acts like he's always starving for food. He shoves himself in between the fridge and its door whenever you open it and begs for food and ugh. That and he won't stop humping me when playing with one specific toy. D:
AND YET HE IS STILL SO CUTE.
I mean, he keeps jumping off our stairs to the outside and landing in a heap. He believes he is a lap dog and will just plop down on you at any moment usually with a toy. He's really soft and lovable when he isn't biting you. <3 He definitely loves people and other dogs.
We thiiiink he's maybe a Boxer and Labrador Retriever mix with maybe another dog breed in there.
SO, I KNOW THIS IS ALL SUPER, SUPER INTERESTING.
I DON'T KNOW. SAY HOW CUTE MAX IS OR COMFORT ME IN MY PUPPY WOES BY TELLING ME HIS BITING PROBLEM IS ONLY BECAUSE HE IS TEETHING (PLEAAASE BE TRUE) OR SHARE PUPPY STORIES (OR BETTER YET, A s**t TON OF CUTE PUPPY OR KITTEN PICTURES.)