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PostPosted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 12:23 pm


We need TP! I repeat, the CREW LOUNGE NEEDS TP!

Please refill it as soon as possible. I have to drop a deuce, and I do not want to wipe with my hands.

Thanks very much.

~management~
PostPosted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 12:27 pm


...ew...

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 12:40 pm


rofl wtf lol
PostPosted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 2:16 pm


ewww indeed! Just go to the store and buy some tp already.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 2:26 pm


...See, I get to do that occasionally at work, and I have no idea how people like that function at home. Do they have some magical system that does this stuff for them that the workplace lacks? Do they have house elves? confused
PostPosted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 7:33 pm


-poofs in and replaces TP and then poofs out-

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 7:45 pm


It was my cat, He stole it all.
So sorry.
emo
PostPosted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 8:41 pm


Aw, who needs TP? I have a box right here of 40 grit sandpaper. It works fine.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 8:44 pm


Podium
It was my cat, He stole it all.
So sorry.
emo
Funny thing, my cat does actually eat TP >___> she's a odd one
PostPosted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 6:28 pm


Dx Kiyisha xD
Podium
It was my cat, He stole it all.
So sorry.
emo
Funny thing, my cat does actually eat TP >___> she's a odd one


Mine used to shred it in one swipe with very big claws. It was amazing how confettied she got it. I had to cover all the tp, paper towels and hide the facial tissue from her. lol

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 11:04 am


Podium
It was my cat, He stole it all.
So sorry.
emo

N-N-N-N-NO!
It was MEH cat.
Does your cat know meh cat?


*SCREAMS*
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS!
*meow*
*SCREAMS*
HOW MANY TIMS HAVE I TOLD YOU THAT YOU DO NOT EAT OR TAKE TIOLET PAPER??
*licks paw*
DAMMIT, DON'T LICK YOUR PAW AT ME!
*hiss*
WELL THEN!
*hiss*
OH, YOU WANNA FIGHT...FOOO?
*scream, lunge*
OH MY GOD--
*scratch*
OW!
*chomp*
*thump*
*bleeds*
*dies*


*meow*
PostPosted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 11:39 am



I am not goin in that bathroom, y'all are nasty!

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 4:05 am


Love your "scent " of humor! rofl
PostPosted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 5:11 am


*cough

uhhh, well, magazines always work fine, but if you use it to many times, you get a rash on your bum, and the dye comes off. >>

and there's always the sink. o -o

if it's one of those lame automatic ones, take off a piece of paper towel, an then wet it down and put it over the censor.

but i see the tp was already replaced, so it doesn't matter anymore.

editediteditediteditediteditedit: after re-reading my post, i came to the conclusion you could just take a hella amount of paper towels in with you. 3nodding

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