The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game

[iRetaliate]

I didn't see this in the forum, but if it's already been posted feel free to lock/delete this smile

The point of this game is to make a story by alternating between Fortunately and Unfortunately... it's hard to explain so here's an example...

OP: You're in a store and there's a bomb with a time-bomb set to blow up in 3 seconds.

Fortunately the bomb is full of confetti

Unfortunately the confetti is made of metal... so a more correct term would be shrapnel...

Fortunately you use a child to shield yourself from the explosion

Unfortunately, a piece ricochets off of the counter behind you and digs into your back...

Etc. Etc..

So let's start...

You crash land your flying saucer on the moon...  

[The Revered One]

Fortunately, you landed in a very unknown part of the moon made of gelatin.  

[iRetaliate]

Unfortunately, there are Jello monsters that want to eat you...  

[The Revered One]

Fortunately, those monsters aren't that large, about two feet tall to be precise.  

[Naomi Kyuuten]

Unfortunately the Jello is acidic and threatens to melt you.  

[iRetaliate]

Fortunately, you're not that complicated of a person... pretty basic if you ask me... anyway, you cancel out the acid...  

[Naomi Kyuuten]

Unfortunately the monsters eat your clothes off because they love your style!  

[iRetaliate]

Fortunately, you're now naked... and that's AAAWWWWRIGGGGHHHT!  

[Naomi Kyuuten]

Unfortunately the monsters didn't like my taste of clothing, and only ate my high heels. ;D  

[iRetaliate]

(can't retract statements, you already said they ate your clothes)

Fortunately, you escape just in the nick of time.  

[Naomi Kyuuten]

( I didn't say they ate everyone's clothes. LoopHole. biggrin )

Unfortunately, (For you) I brought a spare robe and wore it.  

[iRetaliate]

Fortunately, we come across an alien civilization and they seem friendly...  

[LS95]

unfortunately, Armaggedon happened and everything exploded.  

[iRetaliate]

Fortunately, we're on the moon, and Armageddon only applies to the Earth...