"I'm calling from Jail because..."

[pandabear206]

I told you the old lady was a national treasure and her hair was priceless.
I'm calling from jail because I tripped on a rock.  

[Emotionless Knight]

I told you to watch your step, that poor rock cried off his poor little eyes!
I'm calling from jail because I hid in a kangaroo's pouch!  

[Mikirani]

Cute little tiger in a cupcake says :


" I told you it was better to hide in a lion's den!!
I'm calling from jail because I killed Justin Bieber. "

 

[Morrigan Skylar]

Then U should be rewarded not in jail.
I'm calling from jail cuz I got caught riding on the back of a tiger.  

[Eternal Rebellion]

Lmao to the posts above. I told you cheetahs were faster!

I'm calling from jail because I don't have a Get Out of Jail Free card.  

[Nenanah]

I told you to quit rolling doubles in Monopoly.

I'm calling from jail because I finally killed my boyfriend, to be fair he's been mouthy all day. lol  

[Nenanah]

I love Chicago. XD

I told you to quit sagging your pants in public.

I'm calling from jail because I stole the neighbors Mercedes.  

[Darkerdemons]

Not that neighbor's Mercedes! I told you to steal your opposite neighbor's Mercedes!

I'm calling from Jail because I was running too fast.  

[Qwertea]

Unless you're Sonic the Hedgehog, running from the police will earn you a bad time.

I'm calling from jail because I got caught stealing tons books from Walmart.  

[Kekoa Yanira]

I am calling from jail because I ran over the crossing guard  

[justFAXme]

I told you we shouldn't street race in a school zone! //facepalm

I'm calling from jail because I shot a pigeon at the park. :'x

 

[Element_princess03]

I told you not to get mad because they poop on your head..

I'm calling from jail because I killed a panda for being cute..  

[Morrigan Skylar]

I told U 2 kill a deer so we could eat it, not a panda 4 being cute...

I'm calling from jail bc I ran over protesters while I was driving an ambulance  

[Medievalia2000]

I told you to run over kiddieees, you don't get enough points for protesters!

I'm calling from jail because I stole 17 1959 chevy pick-up trucks and parked them all in my driveway and around the house...