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Vertighost

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 8:13 am
I told you to buy a bike instead!
I'm calling you from jail because the rum is gone.
 
PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2015 1:45 pm
THE RUM?! BUT WHY IS THE RUM GONE!?

I'm calling from jail because I stole a pig.  

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2015 4:30 pm
Why did you steal the whole pig when you could have just bought the ham from the store?

I'm calling from jail because I stole my friends expensive barrel horse.  
PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 6:03 am
Why did you steal the barrel racing horse did you try to roll it in barrels? I'm calling from jail because I sent the minions to abduct my grandma.  

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 12, 2015 8:06 am
It should have been chocolate cookie instead of those raisin ones so grandma deserved it!

Im calling from jail because the chicken was so tasty!  
PostPosted: Mon Dec 28, 2015 2:39 pm
But the turkey tasted better ;~;

I'm calling from jail because my friend ate a palm tree. Yes, an entire palm tree.  

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 08, 2016 12:01 am
Then maybe U should've only eaten 1/2 of it...

I'm calling from jail because, the cop saw me peeing by the dumpster.... But I really had 2 go bad...  
PostPosted: Fri Jan 08, 2016 12:58 am
You should've peed on him and run for it instead of just getting caught! ;^)

I'm calling from jail because I tried to shoot someone from the bank with a water gun.  

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 11, 2016 1:00 pm
Well it should have been a real gun because dead people can't call the cops!

I'm calling from jail because I killed my husband.  
PostPosted: Thu Jan 21, 2016 5:42 pm
I told you I could help you hide the body in a better place.

I'm calling from jail because I shoved my brother off a cliff.  

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TechnicalAo

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 21, 2016 9:52 pm

xxx



How were you supposed to know he couldn't stick the landing?

I'm calling from jail because they mistook me for a prostitute.



xxx
 
PostPosted: Fri Jan 22, 2016 2:17 am
I told you not to walk through the bad part of town!

I'm calling from jail because I tried breaking my friend out of jail.  


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 22, 2016 4:19 pm
I told you not to put the file in the cake.

I'm calling from jail because I kidnapped Ruki.  
PostPosted: Mon Jan 25, 2016 5:58 pm
I told you to lure Ruki to a secluded place before kidnapping him.
I'm calling from jail because I punched the police.  

pandabear206

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 04, 2016 5:31 pm
I told you punching the police would land you some time!
I'm calling from jail because I shaved off this old lady's hair.
 
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