"I'm calling from Jail because..."

[TxTiNK]

Oh, I hate when that happens, but when dining with the queen you really must be more careful... or to be safe, just not eat at all.
I'm calling from jail because I refused to eat!!

 

[Tera Windstar]

I told you swallowing the diamond was a bad idea

Call from jail because I was reading.  

[PatBenatar1]

I told you that neighbourhood is not friendly to those who enjoy reading...

I'm calling from jail because I farted and burped in public.  

[TxTiNK]

Yes, but what you failed to mention was it was at the dinner table.
I'm calling from jail because I refused to go to the pool in daylight hours. I didn't want that much sun exposure!!

 

[PatBenatar1]

How many times have I told you people might mistake you for a vampire if you lurk around at night doing things most people do in the daylight.

I'm calling from jail because I wore my pjs all day long.  

[TxTiNK]

Guess I'll be taken in next!!
I'm calling from jail because I built a house out of textbooks in the library (with penny detailing lol [ref from a post elsewhere]). Apparently they frown on creativity!! I got the idea, where else, but from a book!!

 

[PatBenatar1]

rofl

I told you people get scared when they see someone come out of a house of books in their bathrobe, it distracts people from studying.

I'm calling from jail because I was too excited!  

[TxTiNK]

Was that excitement? You scared us all... we thought you had gone mad!
I'm calling from jail because I tried to marry a statue.

 

[PatBenatar1]

I told you people don't look kindly on those who marry inanimate objects.

I'm calling from jail because I haven't had my morning coffee yet and am cranky.  

[TxTiNK]

You should have asked me... I'd have gotten you some. Still nursing mine. Well more like rationing it because I don't want to make more...
I'm calling from jail because I was riding around in a dryer at the local laundromat.

 

[PatBenatar1]

I told you it scares people when they walk into the laundromat to find someone in one of the dryers... They tend to think the worst...

I'm calling from Jail cause I stayed up to late last night and woke up too early.  

[TxTiNK]

Oh, sorry about that... next time get to bed on time!
I'm calling from jail because I stayed out way too late last night... but I did get to see (and photograph) the sunrise before they caught me!!

 

[PatBenatar1]

I told you people don't take kindly to those who stay out all night, especially when they wake up to find you in their trees trying to get a good shot of the sunrise.

I'm calling from jail because I they kept asking me to put something over my bathing suit but I refused.  

[TxTiNK]

Guess you're just too sexy for them and they're all super jealous!
I'm calling from jail because I came to visit you and I guess they thought I belonged, because now I am locked up too!! crying

 

[PatBenatar1]

I told you these guys are crazy.

I'm calling from Jail because I smiled to much in grumpy town.