"I'm calling from Jail because..."

[Azyiie]

I told you people would know its a pig even if it was wearing a bathing suit.
I'm calling from jail because I broke into my own house and then robbed it.  

[Ferus Rahl]

I told you the stuff in your house already belong to you and you should have robbed my house instead. Now you're in jail for nothing. xp

I'm calling from jail because I threw a tantrum for landing in detention and the detention teacher freaked and called the cops.  

[TxTiNK]

I told you tantrums are never the answer.
I'm calling from jail because I was in Alaska and woke a bear for a picture.... let's just say I guess I'd rather be in jail than mauled to death!! eek

 

[Daypaw]

I told you it isn't polite to insult the people wearing big coats by calling them bears.

I'm calling from jail because I stole the fairy from Tink's post format.  

[TxTiNK]

Oh... now what? My fairy... whaaaa crying
I'll be calling from jail because I am breaking into Daypaw's place to recover my fairy!!

 

[Tera Windstar]

I told you to watch out for the traps, DAY is a tricky one.

I'm calling from jail because my homing pigeons didn't home .  

[Cognitohazard]

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I told you to put tiny tracking devices in their food!
I'm calling from jail because my pants disappeared.
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[Tera Windstar]

I told you that the invisible spray really worked!!!

I'm call from jail because I was stuck in the mud.  

[TxTiNK]

Why were you in the pigpen again? O_o
I'm calling from jail because I somehow, accidentally, locked myself into one of these little cells upon a tour of the city municipalities!

 

[PatBenatar1]

I told you to never lock your self in any unknown boxes! Especially ones with metal bars.

I'm calling from jail because I ate way too much chocolate and now there's a world wide chocolate shortage!  

[Tera Windstar]

I told you that chocolate was not getting band.

I'm calling from jail because the shoe fit.  

[PatBenatar1]

Tera Windstar

I told you that chocolate was not getting band.

This reply made me laugh so hard!

I told you never to let some man in tights put a glass slipper on you! Strange men in tights can never be trusted!

I'm calling from jail because I was caught watching a TV movie!  

[TxTiNK]

I told you, you cannot watch those lifetime movies about murder, revenge and the like and then try to mimic them!!
I'm calling from jail because I wanted to go swimming really really badly!!

 

[Tera Windstar]

I told you that swimming in the foundation was a bad idea.

I'm call from jail because it was way to hot outside.  

[PatBenatar1]

I told you never to run around the city screaming I'm melting, I'm melting, it frightens people.

I'm calling from Jail cause I screeched my knife against my dinner plate while I was cutting my food.