"I'm calling from Jail because..."

[Waterkin]

I told you that the other security guards wouldn't appreciate the security breach.

I'm calling from jail because Cheepz and I went on a date.
 

[Daypaw]

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I'm calling from jail because I just threw up a little~  

[Cognitohazard]

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I told you people don't like getting barfed on!

I'm calling from jail because it's raining.
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[Full Zetsu]

I told you to bring an umbrella.

I am calling from jail because I'm to sexy  

[Tera Windstar]

I told you, that your mind plays tricks on you!

I'm call from jail because I left the lights on.  

[Lady Lilith Mistfang]

I told you the electricity bill will make your wallet explode!

I'm calling from jail because my butterflies used poison powder  

[Cognitohazard]

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I told you that Pokemon should not be mistaken for ordinary butterflies!

I'm calling from jail because I'm fangirling too hard over the latest Monsters University concept art.
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[Vivacious Villain]

Kez Mani

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I told you that Pokemon should not be mistaken for ordinary butterflies!

I'm calling from jail because I'm fangirling too hard over the latest Monsters University concept art.
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I thought I told you to not break into Pixar Studios in daylight!

I'm calling from jail because I egged Steve Carell.

 

[Daypaw]

I told you to wait until the security officers were out of sight before you did that.

I'm calling from jail because I stole my own wallet.  

[Tera Windstar]

I told you sneaking in to the evidence room was not a go idea

I'm calling from jail because a birdy rated me out.  

[TxTiNK]

Must have been a stool pigeon! I told you to give him a cracker!!
I'm calling from jail because I burped too loudly in the library!!

 

[Cognitohazard]

I told you not to scare the librarian! Now all the shelves are knocked over like dominoes.

I'm calling from jail because I'm a pirate. pirate  

[TxTiNK]

What? I guess you just couldn't hide that thick accent.
I'm calling from jail because I set all the alarm clocks to go off five minutes from each other in the Walmart!

 

[Ferus Rahl]

That explains why my ears are ringing.
I'm calling from jail because I sprayed graffiti all over a subway station.  

[TxTiNK]

If they hadn't seen the pain on your hands... I've told you to wear gloves!
I'm calling from jail because I was at the beach in Florida and I brought a pig! Apparently this is not permitted... O_o Who knew?