"I'm calling from Jail because..."

[upxfromxbelow]

I told you to pick a different number!

I'm calling from jail because I decided that up was better then down.

 

[silent_calling]

How many times do I have to tell you, "Why you gotta be so up" will offend people!

I'm calling from jail because I stole the Jinchuriki of the Nine- Tailed Fox demon from Naruto.  

[upxfromxbelow]

I told you he would kick your butt. Horrible orange suit that goes with no ones skin tone or not!

I'm calling from jail because I announced quantity was better than quality when it came to foot hair and Hobbits.

 

[GoddessBelldandy23]

*sigh* I told you that bigger feet hurt when ur kicked

I'm calling from jail because..I loudly annouched "star trek rules" at a star wars convention (LOL)  

[PebbleDrop856]

I told you to stop saying that to Star Wars fans!

I'm calling from jail because I smashed my guitar on the floor.  

[ancantsia]

Well a piece of the guitar did severely injure someone :/

I'm calling from jail because I threw a huge kick a** party at my house and invited all my gaia friends.

Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe know they are God

 

[PebbleDrop856]

What did I tell you? Don't invite pixel friends into your house!

I'm calling from jail because I had nothing else to do.  

[Ultimate Tiger Lily]

But to set fire to the school?

I'm calling from jail because it seemed like a good idea at the time.  

[silent_calling]

*Groans* I told you- Toucan Sam's nose is the only one that knows the way!

I'm calling from jail because hiccup, here, *nudges hiccup* killed a man wihthis bloody paw.  

[Tsuki Amu]

And I've told you countless times that it wasn't a man but the steak I was gonna eat for dinner!
I'm calling from jail because I planted a tree.  

[silent_calling]

I believe I've mentioned it is impossible to plant a tree with fire. It will only set fire to the other trees.

I'm calling from jail because I was just visiting, when I punched a guy's nose in.  

[upxfromxbelow]

I told you that game can get violent!

I'm calling from jail because I stole the cookie from the cookie jar. . .

 

[silent_calling]

THAT WAS YOU?!?!? THAT WAS MY COOKIE!!! scream

I'm calling from Jail because zombies are invading and I needed a place to hide.  

[upxfromxbelow]

I told you the cops wouldn't believe your story, nor take you breaking in very kindly! No more sugar and zombie flicks before going to sleep!

I'm calling from jail because the cat got my tongue. . .

 

[Twilight Afternoon]

That is what you get when you mess with ancantsia!

I'm calling from jail because I couldn't figure out where to sit front or back.....

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