"I'm calling from Jail because..."

[The Revered One]

This is a two-liner game where someone posts a reason for being locked up in jail, like this.

Quote:

I'm calling from jail because I stole an unmarked police car.

Then, someone would reply on the other end, before giving their own one-liner from jail.

Quote:

I told you hijacking planes was a better business!

I'm calling from jail because I spray-painted the judge's house red.

So each one is two parts.

I'll start the game.

I'm calling from jail because the teller was a little freaked out when I demanded money from him.  

[asmindys]

I told you not to be so blunt.

I'm calling from jail because the barbeque went in a slightly different direction then I would have wished...

 

[The Revered One]

I told you a "BBQ On Wheels" was a bad idea!

I'm calling from jail because the neighbors dog didn't agree with my car...  

[asmindys]

It was an ugly vehicle. Who could blame 'em?

I'm calling from jail because Taylor Lautner's face accidently walked into my fist.

(No offense to TL fans. Just a random celebrity.)

 

[The Revered One]

He was probably too busy updating his Twitter.

I'm calling from jail because I robbed a bank in my sleep.  

[Ebania]

I told you that those sleep aid medications had some undesirable side effects.

I'm calling from jail because I kidnapped Daniel Radcliffe.  

[Rennity]

I told you to do it in a bar, not a at a baby shower!

I'm calling from jail because i stole a old ladies walking stick then beat her up with it.  

[Windyful]

I told you not to do that in public! In private is fine.

I'm calling from jail because apparently something went wrong with my pie and police say I did it on purpose when I didn't know what I put in my pie!  

[Miumarie]

I told you not to get any pie!

I'm calling from jail because I strangled what I thought was a mannequin, but was actually a guy who overdid his plastic surgery.  

[The Revered One]

That's what spending all day in an outlet mall will do to you.

I'm calling from jail because I accidentally brought my lucky TNT with me onto the plane.  

[Rennity]

I told you, LEAVE IT IN YOUR PANTS!
I'm calling from jail because i took a kids lolli-pop then shoved it down their throat.  

[Miumarie]

I told you to eat it and not waste it on some kid. =.=

I'm calling from jail because the cops think I'm suspicious! *hides poison*  

[The Revered One]

if only it'd been cotton candy...

I'm calling from jail because I enjoyed biting an old lady a little too much.  

[Windyful]

I told you, you can bite people OTHER than old people

I'm calling from jail because I was rockin out on my iPod and accidently punched someone so hard that he was knocked into the afterlife.  

[Rennity]

I told you a boom-box is better the an iPod!

I'm calling from jail because i stalked someone then tried eat them.