Why did you divorce the aay?

[Windyful]

He looks midevil o-o  

[Woutan Kuunsuru]

She was so scared of me we couldn't be together for more than five seconds.  

[Elemental Doll]

I was afraid we would have an abusive relationship after looking at was he was holding.

 

[asmindys]

We keep trying to be together but it just isn't working.

 

[Rennity]

She was always out stripping for other women- Whhhyy? D:

 

[ball pain]

Her tail was furry
Dx  

[Rennity]

She didn't like my fuzzy tail D:

 

[SoulRIZer]

she wore a sweater in the summer!!

(sorry if its snowing there)  

[Rennity]

((Its not snowing here >.> ))
He kept on poking me in the eye with his sword!
D:

 

[HEYIQUITTHISSITESUCKS]

She kept on slapping meh with her fuzzy tail sad crying  

[HEYIQUITTHISSITESUCKS]

He wouldnt let me touch his grunny so i killed it.  

[HEYIQUITTHISSITESUCKS]

He kept poking my extra ears.