Why did you divorce the aay?

[thetenthsense]

Wotan Manasal

She spent too much money on shampoo and crème for that huge tail. Totally ruined our economy. u.u

(Lol xp )
He seems like a killer...  

[Ichido Aotsuki]

The outfit's too, er, revealing. Really, put some clothes on.  

[LS95]

i found his was the christmas killer(RIP person whose name I can't remember that he killed[my memory isn't the greatest ok?] crying )  

[Ichido Aotsuki]

I didn't have to divorce him, Chuck Norris kicked his a** for comparing himself to Chuck Norris.  

[Woutan Kuunsuru]

I realised I was straight.

XxMusik ShadowxX

Wotan Manasal

She spent too much money on shampoo and crème for that huge tail. Totally ruined our economy. u.u

(Lol xp )

Meh. At least you had a beautiful tail. wink  

[nggrs]

CAUSE HE LEFT MY CAT OUTSIDE. AND HE ONLY FED MY CAT LUSHIOUS BEAR KIBBLE. DE NEEDS FANCY FEAST.

ITS OVER!  

[Miumarie]

He wouldn't let me wear his slippers! D:  

[Daypaw]

♦ ♣ ♥ ♠

She stole my ties and used them to repair a shirt emo

♦ ♣ ♥ ♠

 

[Miumarie]

The outfit reminded me of the Queen of Hearts from Alice in Wonderland!  

[ChimeBell]

He pretended to be Chuck Norris 24h a day.  

[Rockefor]

I realized im not into dual personality...lol  

[UncleBenji]

He didnt like mudkips >_>  

[LS95]

uh....we were never married
(And he was Batman)  

[Reeshabby]

His hair was to long and glorious for me.

sweatdrop  

[Rockefor]

She wanted me to take a bath once a week! scream