Why did you divorce the aay?

[Naomi Kyuuten]

She loved pink too much.  

[The Revered One]

She wore too much black.  

[Woutan Kuunsuru]

He was never at home. Look at his sig pic, go figure.  

[Naomi Kyuuten]

That hammer was wayy too creepy!  

[ChimeBell]

She looked like a sweet, innocent lady, but she always had a sword in reach.  

[Miumarie]

I don't like hats like that.  

[ChimeBell]

She was too proud to work on my farm.  

[Naomi Kyuuten]

He didn't find me sweet and innocent enough due to my choice of weapons, a lady always needs to be armed these days! Never know 'bout those creepos!  

[The Revered One]

She didn't carry her weapon in her hand, where everyone could see it easily.  

[Naomi Kyuuten]

The fireman was jealous of our relationship. o.o  

[The Revered One]

She always complained about the fireman that I hired to follow me everywhere so she could be safe in the event of a fire.  

[Miumarie]

He always looked like a stalker !  

[Windyful]

He didn't like it when I fan girl screamed over a HOT anime character.
*points at sig*
That's one example.