Why did you divorce the aay?

[The Revered One]

She bore the green eyes of jealousy EVERYWHERE!

((How could you tell if someone's a cheating type from their avi?))  

[ball pain]

He denied that he was a cheater  

[Naomi Kyuuten]

She wasn't her type.

(( Dunno. Ask the people who do accuse you of being a cheater that. o.o ))  

[ball pain]

Her tree tried to eat me
o.o  

[Gyzvx]

Cause I didnt want to live with the posibility of getting cursed every day if i messed up. gonk dUN CURSE MEH FER DIVOCEING YOU EITHER! gonk  

[Elemental Doll]

She was way too cute for me. crying

 

[The Revered One]

She never dressed casual, always fancy, fancy bleh.  

[ball pain]

His firefighter was jealous of me and tried to chop my head off
(do you like this one better?)  

[Windyful]

She didn't explain to me wat tht thingie was + didn't make me pie even though I asked politely D:  

[The Revered One]

She kept letting the birds into our place. Now the carpet's a collection of stains.  

[asmindys]

He always dressed in 'battle gear'. I want to see more skin.

 

[The Revered One]

She never believed my theory of imminent invasion.  

[asmindys]

He was too obsessed with his theory to care about our relationship.

 

[The Revered One]

I could never tell if she was dressed as a bat or a bunny.  

[HEYIQUITTHISSITESUCKS]

He always poked me even when i told him to stop.