Why did you divorce the aay?

[Rennity]

You always were covered in sparkles, so i was afraid to hug you. o.o

 

[Art Greylace]

It was a foolish decision to begin with. I mean, sure, neko tails are sexy, but that doesn't really qualify as a reason for marriage.  

[ChimeBell]

I had no choice, she behaved like a crazy insect.  

[The Revered One]

It was a long time coming. I never should have married someone who bit me daily.  

[Elemental Doll]

He kept giving me this...stare.

 

[The Revered One]

She never appreciated the attention I always gave her.  

[ball pain]

He cheated on me with the fireman and it wasn't even good yaoi!
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[The Revered One]

She over-reacted to me and my friend, fireman Bud, 's wrestling tournament.  

[ChimeBell]

He was talking faster than he could fly.  

[The Revered One]

Always picking up garbage. Something had to be done about it.  

[Elemental Doll]

It just wasn't right. He would always spend too much time with his friends. Especially the fireman! D':

 

[The Revered One]

She always nagged about my buddy, Bud, the fireman.  

[Naomi Kyuuten]

He cheated on me with the girl above him. .w.

((OoC: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. xD ))  

[The Revered One]

((Why am I always getting accused of cheating? confused ))

She was just so pale!  

[Naomi Kyuuten]

He always complained about my skin color!

((OoC: Dunno, you just look like it, and I just said it cause you divorced the girl above you and I was like ":OOOO He so cheated on me!!" xD ))