why would you divorce the person above you? >;3

[unknownprincess]

You look like an innocent doll and I am way to scared of breaking you so I am just going to leave you. Best Wishes to you.  

[Frisky Tuna Cat]

YOUR COCO KEEPS TRYING TO SMOTHER ME IN MY SLEEP  

[unknownprincess]

Your claws scratched me again when we was hugging D:  

[Astarte Til Versa]

you refuse to explain how you got those claw marks on your back....  

[Sneaky Puddle]

It was going smoothly until you brought the whip out.
*cowers in corner*  

[-Oo-CoCo-NuT-oO-]

YOUR A WIMP! *takes out whip and slashes it* THIS WILL TEACH YOU TO OBEY ME! xDDDDDD  

[Misosoupyay]

Im divorcing you because you lost your wealth!!!!  

[naruto themed sexting]

im divorcing you BECAUSE
i just am :3  

[kittycross]

I'm divorcing you because your hair smells like cheese

Probably from all the cheese in it  

[Sweet Shelbi]

its over because i saw what you did last summer...  

[Bingo Fox]

I'm divorcing you because you wont make me breakfast...

MAKE MY BREAKFAST BISH !!!!!!

 

[kittycross]

I just can't look at you the saame way after you told me about the gerbil. I just can't  

[Astarte Til Versa]

I cant look at the gerbil the same..... I mean...you..  

[unknownprincess]

I am leaving you because you are the reason there is a ring of fire. DX