why would you divorce the person above you? >;3

[-Oo-CoCo-NuT-oO-]

okie this game is sure fire fun!~ i know that most of you have played it! ^-^ okie why would you divorce the person above you? someone start off with me..but dont b cruel ;-; LMAO! xD  

[kittycross]

I'm sorry, I met someone else who will get me all the catnip I need. I know it's not love, but where else am I goingto get that much catnip?  

[wickedest witch]

I'm sorry, I cant handle being with someone who has a ghost fallowing them around. creepynessss  

[Astarte Til Versa]

Its over, i saw you wearing a straw hat the other day. You were wearing inside your house, but I saw you..  

[Add Ignored]

I want to leave....but you and that whip make it so hard for me...so...i'll stay with you until i summon up the courage to sick my om nom moon on you >>

 

[-Oo-CoCo-NuT-oO-]

ITS OVER! were threw! i saw you and that tom cat the other night...trying to cheat on meh eh!? xDD  

[Hopeful Bliss]

Too awesome =S....
And pretty...it was as if you were always cheating on me D;<  

[Bi-Polar Bair]

Because she looked at someone else, is why she is missing an eye.  

[Jessica Entranced]

You're not making enough money!! You have to spoil me all of the time with THINGs.  

[unknownprincess]

You aren't green enough for me.  

[-Oo-CoCo-NuT-oO-]

your kiki attachs me in mah sleep D;  

[wickedest witch]

you have an eye patch, all i think about is pirates when i'm around you... argh  

[KennH]

you wear too much clothes when you are around me.
it takes away from your cat ears. :[  

[Kamikaze-Princess]

We can't continue like that. You're always, ALWAYS wearing that mask. In the morning, while we're eating, in bed, even in the shower. I never see your pretty smile, I can't kiss you. I can't stand it anymore crying

*hands you the divorce papers*

But... tell me, when you get rid of the mask and I'll be there...